BRING ME THE HORIZON - SUICIDE SEASON CUT UP

1. "The Comedown" (Robotsonics) 5:17
2. "Chelsea Smile" (KC Blitz) 4:12
3. "It Was Written In Blood" (L'Amour La Morgue) 4:57
4. "Death Breath" (Toxic Avenger) 4:33
5. "Football Season Is Over" (After the Night) 3:56
6. "Sleep with One Eye Open" (Tek-One) 4:41
7. "Diamonds Aren't Forever" (I Haunt Wizards) 3:54
8. "The Sadness Will Never End" (Skrillex) 6:02
9. "No Need for Introductions, I've Read About Girls Like You on the Backs of Toilet Doors" (Ben Weinman) 2:45
10. "Suicide Season" (The Secret Handshake) 2:55
11. "Football Season Is Over" (Utah Saints) 5:02
12. "Sleep with One Eye Open" (Shawn "Clown" Crahan) 5:54
13. "Chelsea Smile" (Travis McCoy) 3:42
14. "Suicide Season" (Outcry Collective) 5:05

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WHOOHOO, ATTENTION BOYS AND MOTHERFUCKING SCENE FAGGOTS DRESSED LIKE GIRLS! JUST AS YOU THOUGHT THIS FUCKING SHIT BAND CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE, THEY FUCKING COME OUT WITH A REMIX ALBUM OF BEATS LAID OUT ON TOP OF THEIR PRE-EXISTING AURAL POLLUTION. THE DOLLAR STORE GLOWSTICKS ARE SELLING SO WELL IN THE SUBURBS AS ALL THE FOURTEEN YEAR OLD PREPUBESCENT MDMA-INTOXICATED FAGGOTS ARE DOING THEIR CRAZY ASININE RAVE SHIT LIKE "RINSING OUT" AND DEHYDRATING ON THE WAREHOUSE DANCE FLOOR RESULTING IN UNCANNY DEATHS. I KNOW, BECAUSE I AM ONE OF THOSE TYPES OF PEOPLE. SEE, I RAVED SO FUCKING HARD TO THIS ATROCITY THAT I SHAT A HUGE PUDDLE OF DIARRHEA RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ABANDONED WAREHOUSE AND DESTROYED THE POWER GENERATORS, AND AS RESULT I GOT MY ASS BRUTALLY GANG-BEATEN BY A BUNCH OF AWESOME ASS HARDSTYLE DJ'S (DJ PROBATION, DJ METH, DJ JIBTECH, DJ DRUGS&BASS, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST DJ PEDOBEAR). THEN THEY DRAGGED ME OUTSIDE OF THE ABANDONED WAREHOUSE AND HUNG ME BY MY DICK ON TOP OF A BROKEN STREET LIGHT. THANKS BRING ME THE HORIZON, SPIN ME ANOTHER DUBSTEP TUNE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS?

(NAH I'M JUST KIDDING, IT WAS ACTUALLY AN AWESOME EXPERIENCE BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON METH LOL.)

ANYWAYS, I SERIOUSLY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE SHITTY HARDCORE SCENE OF 2006 IS NOW THE CLUB SCENE OF 2011. I MEAN IT'S LIKE THE MINUTE THOSE UNDERAGED HAGS TURNED LEGAL AND REALIZED THERE'S BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO DRINK AT THE BACK OF WEEKEND SHOWS HELD AT THEIR LOCAL COMMUNITY CENTRE, THEY IMMEDIATELY STEAL THEIR PARENTS' MUTUAL FUNDS AND MOVE INTO THE CITY FOR THE PURPOSE OF "SCHOOLING". AND BY SCHOOLING I MEAN PARTYING IN A CHEAP PROBLEMATIC NEIGHBOURHOOD AND SUCKING BLACK DICKS FOR EXTRA COKE MONEY. YOUNG MONEH! OBVIOUSLY HIDEOUS NEGROID GORILLAS LOVE THE WHITE MILK YOU NAIVELY ENDANGERED MUNCHKINS. YOU ONLY REALIZE THIS WHEN YOU GET AWFULLY RAPED IN THE BACK ALLEY ON YOUR WAY BACK FROM A NIGHTCLUB ONE DAY, AND WILL HAVE TO GET YOUR FATHER'S LAWYERS TO COME BACK YOU UP. NEWS FLASH PRINCESSES, LIVING IN THE CITY ISN'T ALL FUN AND GAMES. PERSONALLY I GREW UP IN A PROBLEMATIC AREA ALL MY LIFE, AND I WAS DISTRAUGHT BY IT. THAT WAS UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS THE MAIN SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM IN THE AREA. OOPS. I SOLD THESE GHETTO BOOTIES SO MUCH FAKE MARIJUANA BY STUFFING DIMEBAGS WITH DIRT AND GRASS THAT SOME NEGRO TRIED TO COME OUT TO EXTERMINATE ME WITH AN AK47. THAT HURT LIKE A BITCH. AND TO ADD INSULT TO THE INJURY, I REALIZE I WAS ALSO HORRIBLY BETRAYED BECAUSE I VOTED FOR THE NIGGER. THAT NIGGER WAS NAMED OBAMA.

WHEN I SURVIVED THE AFRICAN AMBUSH, I RAVED MY ASS OFF IN THE HOSPITAL WARD WHILE BEING HOOKED UP TO INTRAVENOUS NEEDLES WHILE HAVING VARIOUS FORMS OF CAT AND HORSE TRANQUILIZERS SHOT UP INTO MY VEIN. I K-HOLED SO HARD THAT I HAD SUCH AN INTENSE OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE. MY SPIRIT SOARED RIGHT OUT OF MY BODY AND WENT RIGHT INTO MY ANUS. WHAT A HORRENDOUS SMELLY PLACE. NOT UNLIKE THE RAVE ENVIRONMENT THAT THIS GENRE OF MUSIC IS PERVASIVE IN. YOU KNOW, THE NIGHTS WHERE YOU SEE TRY TO DANCE BY "LIQUIDING" WITH YOUR FUCKING CUSTY SEMEN-SOAKED HANDS, AND THEN SOME FAT BITCH WITH FISHNETS NAMED OOMPA-LOOMPA INVADES YOUR PRIVACY BY RUBBING HER SAGGY TITS ALL OVER YOUR GLOWSTICKS JAMMED RIGHT BEHIND YOUR CROTCH BECAUSE YOU STUFFED IT THERE TO CONVINCE OTHER FOURTEEN YEAR OLD BITTIES THAT YOU HAVE A HUGE ASS GLOWING DICK.

BRB GOING TO A RAVE. FUCK OFF FAGGOTS.