2. Patterns
3. Honest Hitchhikers Asking For Cash Handouts
4. Exit Row
5. Giants in the Ocean
6. She Is Just a Glitch
7. Opposite Viewed in Real Time
8. Everything Perfect on the Wrong Day
9. Messenger, The
HOLY FUCKING AMAZING ALBUM, IT LITERALLY ROCKS THE DRIPPING SEMEN OUT OF MY SEMI HEPETITIS-C INFECTED COCK. THE TITLE OF THE ALBUM LITERALLY DESCRIBES MY LIFE, ESPECIALLY THE DAY I WAS BORN... THE ONLY EXCEPTION WAS THAT THERE WAS NOTHING PERFECT ABOUT THAT PECULIAR DAY AT ALL WHEN MY ALCOHOLIC BUM-MOTHER OVERDOSED AN IMMENSE QUANTITY OF CRACK, AND I CAME OUT THREE MONTHS PREMATURE AND COMPLETELY DISFIGURED. BEING CURSED WITH THIS TORMENT, THIS ALBUM IS MY SYMBOLIC REPRESENTATION FOR ALL THAT I HAVE SUFFERED. I LISTEN TO THESE TRACKS ON A DAILY BASIS WITH JOY AND TEARS. NO AMOUNT OF REPTITION WILL EVER CONSITUTE AS TOO MUCH!
AS RESULT, THIS BRUTAL MOSH ALBUM RELIEVES ME OF THE EMOTIONAL PAIN THAT I ENDURE ON A DAILY BASIS. I THANK THESE WONDERFULLY TALENTED MUSICIANS FOR CREATING SPIRITUALLY-INSPIRING THAT MENDS THE WOUNDS CAUSED BY MY ACHING AGONY. IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU GUYS, I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY DEPRESSED BEYOND THE POINT OF SUICIDE. I PRAISE FOR YOUR INTELLECTUAL AS WELL AS ARTISTIC INTEGRITY THAT HELPED ME VENTURE THROUGH THE TOUGH JOURNEY MY LIFE HAS UNFAIRLY CAUSED FOR ME!