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Showing posts with label STRAIGHT READS THE LINE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label STRAIGHT READS THE LINE. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

STRAIGHT READS THE LINE - THE AUTHOR

03 "Last Call"
04 "I Wouldn't Go Out, There's Some Ruffians About"
05 "The Orchid Killer"
06 "Fashionably Late"
07 "Sweet Chin Music"
08 "I'll Have Him Shot When I Can Afford It"
09 "Mortimer"
10 "Gok Bing Lam"


BRIEF REVIEW:

OH GEE, BEFORE WE ALL GO APESHIT OVER THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS BY THE END OF THE NIGHT, I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE OUR NATION ON BEING AT THE HIGHEST PEAK OF OUR MODERN POLITICAL TIMES. JUST WHO WOULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED THE LIKES OF THE TWO CONTESTANTS RUNNING UP FOR PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: A NIGGER AND A WOMAN! OH MAN, I SURE AS FUCK HOPE THAT THE SECRET SERVICE IS ALL BULKED UP BEFORE A VERY POSSIBLE ASSASSINATION TAKEN IN PLACE BY SOME TRADITIONAL BUMFUCK ULTRA-RIGHT WING ZEALOTS!

FACE IT YOU IDIOTS, THE CRISIS THAT MAY TRIGGER AS A RESULT FOR OBAMA'S ELECTION MAY BE WORSE THAN ANY FORM OF TERRORISM YOU'VE WITNESSED THROUGHOUT THE HISTORY OF MANKIND! THE PERPETUAL FEAR OF ANOTHER JFK INCIDENT WITHIN THE NEXT FOUR YEARS WILL UNDERMINE THE COUNTRY'S POLITICAL SECURITY. WORST OF ALL, METALHEADS WILL BE ON A BARBARIC RAMPAGE COUNTERING THE NATION'S RACIAL TURMOIL WITH THEIR ALLEGED "WHITE RIGHTS"!

WHITE TRASH RIGHTS IS MORE LIKE IT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. NEVERMIND, THE IDEA OF REVOLUTION FROM YOU FAGGOT COUCH POTATOES IS ALMOST UNHEARD OF. KEEP REIGNING FURY OVER MY SITE YOU DELUSIONAL SUPREMEACY SEEKING ASSCHEEKS.

Monday, November 3, 2008

STRAIGHT READS THE LINE - LET'S GET NUTS!

01. A Night At Solid Golf 02:50
02. Cocaine Is A Hell Of A Drug 01:55
03. The Jesus Christ Throwdown 01:54
04. On Me I Place This Blame 02:42
05. John Nash 03:18
06. Tony Danza Is The Boss (Fear. Dallas Green) 04:47
07. It's A Bloody Mess In Here 03:21
08. I Love You And Goodbye 02:57


BRIEF REVIEW:

THROUGHOUT HALF OF MY WORTHLESSLY INSIGNIFICANT LIFE THAT I LIVED TO SEE THIS BAND FOR, IT WAS TO MUCH OF MY REGRETS TO LEARN THAT THE ORIGINAL VOCALIST OF THIS BAND DIED FROM DRUG OVERDOSE. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS PARTY HARDER ON STAGE THAN I DO READING MOST OF YOUR JACKASS BULLSHIT, AND THEY TRASH UP LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING VENUE UP HARDER THAN PUSH MOSHERS GETTING FUCKED UP BY TWELVE YEAR OLD KUNG-FU DOJO HARDCORE DANCING BRATS. FUCK YOU METALHEADS, I'VE GOTTEN MYSELF BANNED FROM COUNTLESS VENUES ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY BASHING IN THE LIKES OF YOUR HORMONELY-IMBALANCED KIND. STOP RIDING MY BALLS YOU FAGGOTS, WHAT AM I, A MCDONALD PLAYPLACE?

WAIT, WHAT? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I SAID IN THE AFOREMENTIONED RAGE. BUT DID I MENTION I DON'T GIVE A FILTHY, LIVING FUCK?