02 dead in ditches
03 knife called lust
04 the loss
05 my black dahlia
06 scene for dummies
07 out of the way
08 the kids
09 no. 5
10 circles
11 the natives
12 turn off the lights
13 bitches
14 sell your soul
15 phased version
16 I must be emo
17 Christmas in Hollywood
18 turn off the lights
[WEBMASTER: WTF?]
INTRODUCING THE HEAVIEST HIGHLY ANTICIPATED ALBUM OF THE YEAR ALL YOU GORE-OBSESSED METALHEADS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR... HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD! THE SHEER BRUTALITY OF THIS DEATH METAL BAND WILL KNOCK YOU UNCONSCIOUS WORSE THAN THAT TIME YOUR ALCOHOLIC BUMFATHER DECIDED TO MOLEST YOU AS A FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT RELIEF THE DAY HE GOT LAID OFF HIS JOB AT THE CALL CENTER FOR MAKING AN INSUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF VIBRATOR SALES.
NEVERTHELESS, THE INTENSITY OF THIS ALBUM AND THE LEGACY IT WILL LEAVE IN THE METAL SCENE IS NO QUESTION. THE EXTREMITY OF THE BAND'S COMPOSITION WILL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS, AS THE DRUMMER'S DOUBLE BASS HAS PROLIFERATED AT LEAST TWICE IN PACE IN ORDER TO KEEP UP WITH THE GUITARISTS' FURIOUS RIFFS. THE BASS COMPLIES WITH A SLUDGEY EFFECT THAT FEELS LIKE YOUR PENIS IS BEING CIRCUMCIZED BY A GIGANTIC WOODCHIPPER. THIS BAND HAS DEMONSTRATED A REMARKABLE PROGRESSION IN THEIR MUSICIANSHIP, IN TERMS OF THEIR SOLID COMPOSITIONS AND TECHNICALITY. THE SWEDISH INFLUENCES IN THEIR METAL SOLOS ARE EVIDENT, AS IT RESEMBLES THE OLDER AT THE GAY'S AND DARK TRANSVESTILITY. THE VOCALS ARE EXTREME AND DYNAMIC, AND THE LYRICS ARE HIGHLY INTELLECTUAL AND WELL PATTERNED. DEFINITELY ANOTHER SUCCESS FOR THIS ACCLAIMED METAL BAND! ALL HAIL METAL!!
*GETS DOWN ON MY KNEES LIKE A HUGE FAGGOT AND HEADBANGS*
RECOMMENDED FOR MY FELLOW TR00 ELITE KLVT METALHEADS WORLDWIDE!
[HAILS]