"Debut full length album from Ohio metalcore band The Arson Portrait. Whether it's an instrumental production or a brutal song, you'll love this cd all the way through. With their focus on ministry, these guys definitely still know how to perform live and still bring that intensity into the studio. These guys work hard and it's easy to tell on Sacred Suicide. Ask for it at your local music store or buy online at the too close to call records online store. "
BRIEF REVIEW:
ME FUNNIE
BACK TO THE TOPIC OF CHRISTIAN HARDCORE THOUGH. SURE, I'M GLAD THEY'RE NOT UNHOLY ISLAMIC FAGGOTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I'M SICK OF THIS PHENOMENON. NOT ONLY EVERY OTHER TEENAGE BAND DOWN IN THE SOUTH REPRESENTS SOME FAITH OF JESUS, AND PREACH AT THEIR FUCKING STUPID ASS SHOWS. NOT ONLY THAT, I HAVE FUCKING FAGGOTS ON MY COMMENT BOXES STICKING UP FOR THE NAME OF LORD. THANKS YOU FUCKING STUPID ASS MISSIONARIES. IF DEALING WITH YOU FAGGOTS IN FRONT OF MY DOOR HERE IN THE PROJECTS AIN'T ENOUGH, YOU SOMEHOW FOUND YOUR WAY INTO MY BLOG LIKE ADVANCED GOOGLE SPIDER TECHNOLOGY. I'M FUCKING SICK OF THEIR BULLSHIT. I MEAN EVERY TIME YOU KNOCK ON MY DOOR HERE IN THE SUBSIDIZED WELFARE COMMUNITY, I RISK OPENING THE DOOR ONLY TO BE GRAZED IN THE HEAD BY A RANDOM BULLET SHOT BY A NIGGER.
I DON'T KNOW WHY ALL THESE NIGGERS ARE AFTER ME, AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE TIGHT BLOOD BROTHERS FROM THE HOOD? IT'S NOT LIKE I DO ANYTHING MORE THAN JUST BLASTING MY FAGGOT SCREAMING-ASS DEATHCORE MUSIC TO THE LOUDEST DURING 12:00 AT NIGHT IN ATTEMPT TO CURE MY INSOMNIA. AND IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GO OVERBOARD WITH SHOUTING EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF NIGGER JOKES OUT THE WINDOW DAILY IN THE HOPES OF SCORING SOMEBODY'S HIDEOUS BLACK MOTHER (WITHOUT PAYING THIS TIME). IF IT WEREN'T FOR THESE PROSTITUTES AROUND THE BLOCK, I'D NEVER GET LAID ANYWAYS! THANK GOD FOR NIGGERS IN MA HOOD BRAP BRAP.
BUT SERIOUSLY, STOP COMING TO MY FRONT DOOR AND MAKING YOUR WAY ONTO MY BLOG COMMENTS. I'M SICK OF THIS CHRISTIANITY PANDEMIC BULLSHIT. NEXT FAGGOTS THAT WANT TO PREACH AT MY DOOR, MAKE SURE THEY'RE THE TEENY-BOPPING MEMBERS OF "THE ARSON PORTRAIT" SO I CAN MAKE THE SEMEN PORTRAIT ON THEIR FUCKING CHESTS AFTER I TIE THEM UP IN MY BASEMENT AND MAKING THEM SING ME GOSPEL HYMNS WHILE I CUM INTO THEIR MOUTHS WHEN THEY COLLECTIVELY HIT A HIGH OCTAVE.