BRIEF REVIEW:NO WORDS IN THE INSUFFICIENT ENGLISH LANGUAGE CAN POSSIBLY DESCRIBE HOW FUCKING HORRENDOUS THIS HOLY GODDAMNED GARBAGE POSSIBLY IS! OH MY FAGGOT GOD.
FAST FORWARDING TO THE FUTURE, IT'S THE YEAR 2002 AND ALL GOOD MUSIC HAVE GONE RIGHT DOWN SANTA THE PEDO'S GARBAGE CHUTE. SO WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE LEFT ON EARTH? SOME STUPID FUCKING EMO-ASS POISON THE WELL, AND THIS HICKY-DICKY HONKEY-ASS INBRED GARBAGE COMING EXACTLY OUT FROM THE LOCATION OF THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT THAT PHIL ANSELMO DECIDED TO LEAD THIS AURAL JUNKYARD POLLUTION AFTER MIXING IN A FEW TONS OF CRACK WITH HIS WEED, YOU'D THINK THESE SOUTHERN BILLY-BOB BASTARDS HAVE A FEW CHROMOSOMES MISSING IN THEIR DOWN-SYNDROMED PHYSICAL COMPOSURE. ARE YOU GUYS POSSIBLY RELATED TO GEORGE BUSH JUNIOR BY ANY CHANCE? DO YOU GUYS ALSO "THINK THAT WAR IS A DANGEROUS PLACE", AND/OR "STAND BY ALL THE MISSTATEMENTS YOU'VE MADE" AS WELL, YOU FUCKING USELESS BRAIN-TUMOURED FAGGOTS?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HATE WHITE TRASH HONKEYS. CAN YOU EVEN POINT OUT YOUR STATE FROM THE MAP YOU WHISKEY-CHUGGING AND HEROINE-SHOOTING FAGGOTS? NO WONDER WHY YOU ASSWIPES INITIALLY KIDNAPPED A BUNCH OF USELESS NIGGERS TO SERVE YOUR DRIED UP COTTON PLANTATIONS. AS IF NIGGERS AREN'T USELESS ENOUGH TO BEGIN WITH, I CAN'T POSSIBLY IMAGINE HOW THERE WOULD ACTUALLY BE PEOPLE STOOPING DOWN TO THE EXTENT OF USING THEM AS SLAVES. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PALE-SKINNED WHITE HOMOPHOBOIC FAGGOTS? YOU'RE TELLING ME THE EUROPEANS DIDN'T CARRY OVER ENOUGH PANDEMIC DISEASES ON THEIR WAY MIGRATING OVER HERE TO "INDIA" THAT YOU ADD IN THE BACTERIAL CUMULATION OF A BUNCH OF USELESS TRANSITIONAL GORILLAS? WOW, SUPERIORITY MY ASS. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, YOU'RE A FUCKING SEASICK OCEAN-PISSING BABBOON.
GO MANIFEST DESTINY DOWN TO THE END OF MY LONG TUBEY DICKHOLE WITH THE ENORMOUSLY LONG DRAPE OF FORESKIN HANGING LOOSE, YOU BOAT-SAILING NO-LIFERS!