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Showing posts with label SUPERJOINT RITUAL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SUPERJOINT RITUAL. Show all posts

Sunday, May 3, 2009

SUPERJOINT RITUAL - A LETHAL DOSE OF AMERICAN HATRED

1. Sickness
2. Waiting For The Turning Point
3. Dress Like A Target
4. The Destruction Of A Person
5. Personal Insult
6. Never To Sit Or Stand Again
7. Death Threat
8. Permanently
9. Stealing A Page Or Two From Armed And Radical Pagans
10. Symbol Of Nevermore
11. The Knife Rises
12. The Horror
13. Absorbed


BRIEF REVIEW:

EVERY TIME I PULL MY PANTS DOWN TO TAKE A PISS IN PUBLIC, I REEK OF THE UNBEARABLE ODOUR OF SHRIMPS. IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS AS HELL! WHENEVER THIS STIMULATES MY APPETITE AS I GET HUNGRY AS HELL, I STRETCH MY HEAD ALL THE WAY DOWN TO MY FORESKINNED DICK AND THEN SUCK THE TUBE FOR ITS DELICIOUS SEAFOOD NUTRIENTS! THEN IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE AWKWARDLY TERRIFYING STARES I GET AROUND ME, I FUCKING SPRAY ALL THE ABSORBED INGREDIENTS BACK INTO EVERYBODY'S HIDEOUS FACES. HOW'S THAT FOR A LETHAL DOSE OF MY AMERICAN HATRED YOU STUPID FUCKING IRRITATING FAGGOTS?

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT THE DARK SECRET OF YOUR FAMILY EMERGED WHEN YOUR MOTHER SLEPT WITH THE MAILMAN AND OUT CAME MYSELF. THEY NEVER MENTIONED SHIT TO THE PUBLIC ABOUT THIS DUE TO THE DERELICTION OF PAYING CHILD SUPPORT. WELL, I GUESS THE MAILMAN DOES PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR ME BUT INSTEAD OF SPENDING ANY OF IT ON ME LIKE YOUR WHOREY MOTHER SHOULD HAVE, ALL THE EXPENSES COVERED FOR IN THE END IS HER AMPHETAMINE HABITS. I MEAN, SHE'S NOT THAT UGLY BY DEFAULT DUDE, THOSE THINGS ON HER FACE ARE METH SCABS. GET TO KNOW YOUR MOTHER'S BODY BETTER YOU CARELESS LITTLE BRATS.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

SUPERJOINT RITUAL - USE ONCE AND DESTROY

1. Oblivious Maximus
2. It Takes No Guts
3. Everyone Hates Everyone
4. Introvert, The
5. Alcoholik, The
6. F**K Your Enemies
7. 4 Songs
8. Messages
9. All of Our Lives Will Get Tired
10. Antifaith
11. Ozena
12. Drug Your Love
13. Haunted Hated
14. Stupid, Stupid Man
15. Creepy Crawl
16. Superjoint Ritual
17. Starvation Trip - (demo, bonus track)
18. Little H - (demo, bonus track)


BRIEF REVIEW:

NO WORDS IN THE INSUFFICIENT ENGLISH LANGUAGE CAN POSSIBLY DESCRIBE HOW FUCKING HORRENDOUS THIS HOLY GODDAMNED GARBAGE POSSIBLY IS! OH MY FAGGOT GOD.

FAST FORWARDING TO THE FUTURE, IT'S THE YEAR 2002 AND ALL GOOD MUSIC HAVE GONE RIGHT DOWN SANTA THE PEDO'S GARBAGE CHUTE. SO WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE LEFT ON EARTH? SOME STUPID FUCKING EMO-ASS POISON THE WELL, AND THIS HICKY-DICKY HONKEY-ASS INBRED GARBAGE COMING EXACTLY OUT FROM THE LOCATION OF THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT THAT PHIL ANSELMO DECIDED TO LEAD THIS AURAL JUNKYARD POLLUTION AFTER MIXING IN A FEW TONS OF CRACK WITH HIS WEED, YOU'D THINK THESE SOUTHERN BILLY-BOB BASTARDS HAVE A FEW CHROMOSOMES MISSING IN THEIR DOWN-SYNDROMED PHYSICAL COMPOSURE. ARE YOU GUYS POSSIBLY RELATED TO GEORGE BUSH JUNIOR BY ANY CHANCE? DO YOU GUYS ALSO "THINK THAT WAR IS A DANGEROUS PLACE", AND/OR "STAND BY ALL THE MISSTATEMENTS YOU'VE MADE" AS WELL, YOU FUCKING USELESS BRAIN-TUMOURED FAGGOTS?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HATE WHITE TRASH HONKEYS. CAN YOU EVEN POINT OUT YOUR STATE FROM THE MAP YOU WHISKEY-CHUGGING AND HEROINE-SHOOTING FAGGOTS? NO WONDER WHY YOU ASSWIPES INITIALLY KIDNAPPED A BUNCH OF USELESS NIGGERS TO SERVE YOUR DRIED UP COTTON PLANTATIONS. AS IF NIGGERS AREN'T USELESS ENOUGH TO BEGIN WITH, I CAN'T POSSIBLY IMAGINE HOW THERE WOULD ACTUALLY BE PEOPLE STOOPING DOWN TO THE EXTENT OF USING THEM AS SLAVES. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PALE-SKINNED WHITE HOMOPHOBOIC FAGGOTS? YOU'RE TELLING ME THE EUROPEANS DIDN'T CARRY OVER ENOUGH PANDEMIC DISEASES ON THEIR WAY MIGRATING OVER HERE TO "INDIA" THAT YOU ADD IN THE BACTERIAL CUMULATION OF A BUNCH OF USELESS TRANSITIONAL GORILLAS? WOW, SUPERIORITY MY ASS. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, YOU'RE A FUCKING SEASICK OCEAN-PISSING BABBOON.

GO MANIFEST DESTINY DOWN TO THE END OF MY LONG TUBEY DICKHOLE WITH THE ENORMOUSLY LONG DRAPE OF FORESKIN HANGING LOOSE, YOU BOAT-SAILING NO-LIFERS!