1. Buffy 2:04
2. You Will Move 2:38
3. Lizard-Skin Barbie 2:00
4. The Fish Under The Sea Dance 1:53
BRIEF REVIEW:
ONCE MY RETINA WAS BURNT BY THE SUN WHEN I WAS PRACTICING THE SAVAGE AFRICAN RITUAL OF STARING AT THAT SHIT FOR FIVE HOURS STRAIGHT. THAT WAS WHEN I REALIZED I BECAME LEGALLY BLIND FOR SOME REASON. WHY?! I THOUGHT BARBARIAN NIGGERS HAD THE MOST ADVANCED SPIRITUAL PRACTICES THAT THE WEST COULDN'T HAVE EVER DEVELOPED? FIGHT ME YOU FAGGOTS. EXCEPT I CAN'T SEE NOW, SO FIGHTING ME WOULD BE LIKE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HELEN KELLER. WAH-TAR? WAHH-TARRRR?
HAHAHAHA WHAT A DYSFUNCTIONAL BITCH. I WONDER HOW SHE WAS ABLE TO WORK IN THE KITCHEN LIKE HER GENDER OBLIGES HER TO DO, WITHOUT STUMBLING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND MIXING THE WRONG INGREDIENTS INTO EVERYTHING. I SWEAR IF SHE EVEN REMOTELY FUCKED UP ON MY CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP, I'D SHOVE HER HEAD INTO AN OVEN FOR FORTY-FIVE MINUTES ON MAX THAT DUMB USELESS FUCK. I HATE HOW THESE LIBERAL BLEEDING HEARTS ARE TRYING TO PORTRAY HER AS SOMETHING MORE THAN THE HANDICAPPED TOOL SHE REALLY IS. DID SHE FINALLY LEARN TO SPEAK BY FEELING THE MOVEMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S TONGUES? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU EVEN SPEAK IF YOU'RE FUCKING DEAF YOURSELF YOU FUCKING OVERRATED ANIMAL? IF I COULDN'T SEE, HEAR, OR SPEAK IN MY MISERABLE EXISTENCE, I MIGHT AS WELL POINT A SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN TO MY USELESS FACE AND SHOOT IT OFF. (EXCEPT IT WOULD OBVIOUSLY TAKE A FEW MORE TRIES THAN JUST ONCE CONSIDERING YOU CAN'T HAVE HAND-TO-EYE COORDINATION IF YOU DON'T HAVE EYES. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKER.)
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WROTE BOOKS, AND EVEN DID PUBLIC SPEAKINGS IN FRONT OF REAL HUMANS UNLIKE HER. I BET THE ONLY PUBLIC SPEAKING SHE DID WAS IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF NIGGERS, WHO ADMIRED HER NOT FOR HER INCOHERENT PSEUDO "SPEAKING" SKILLS, BUT ONLY FOR HER DISPLAY OF SEXUALLY ANIMALISTIC CHARACTERISTICS. THEY ALL PROCEED TO RAPE HER VIOLENTLY WHEREAS SHE PUSHED LITTLE DEFORMED AND GROTESQUE HALF-NIGGER BABIES NINE MONTHS AFTER WHICH SHE NAMED AFTER HER GAY COLLECTION OF ROCKS.
I WENT ON A DATE WITH HELEN KELLER ONCE, WE WENT TO THE MOVIES. SHE DIDN'T COMPLAIN THAT I TOOK HER TO A VIOLENT EXPLOITATION FILM FEATURING THE BUTCHERY OF FEMALES (CONSIDERING SHE HAD NO VISUAL OR HEARING CAPACITY WHICH WAS AWESOME.) IF ONLY ALL BITCHES IN THE WORLD CAN BE LIKE THAT! AS MY FINGER SLID RIGHT INTO HER NASTY ASS PANTIES, I BEGAN FINGERING THE SHIT OUT OF HER. SHE FAILED TO RECOGNIZE THAT ROUTINE, AS SHE BEGAN PANICKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE THEATER. IN A FRANTIC ATTEMPT TO CALM HER DOWN, I HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL AND THEN RAPED HER ALL OVER AGAIN ONLY TO REALIZE HER WATER JUST BROKE THEN AND ANOTHER HALF-NIGGER BABY WAS ABOUT TO COME OUT, NINE MONTHS AFTER HER MOST RECENT PUBLIC SPEAKING CEREMONY.
HAHAHAHA WHAT A DYSFUNCTIONAL BITCH. I WONDER HOW SHE WAS ABLE TO WORK IN THE KITCHEN LIKE HER GENDER OBLIGES HER TO DO, WITHOUT STUMBLING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND MIXING THE WRONG INGREDIENTS INTO EVERYTHING. I SWEAR IF SHE EVEN REMOTELY FUCKED UP ON MY CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP, I'D SHOVE HER HEAD INTO AN OVEN FOR FORTY-FIVE MINUTES ON MAX THAT DUMB USELESS FUCK. I HATE HOW THESE LIBERAL BLEEDING HEARTS ARE TRYING TO PORTRAY HER AS SOMETHING MORE THAN THE HANDICAPPED TOOL SHE REALLY IS. DID SHE FINALLY LEARN TO SPEAK BY FEELING THE MOVEMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S TONGUES? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU EVEN SPEAK IF YOU'RE FUCKING DEAF YOURSELF YOU FUCKING OVERRATED ANIMAL? IF I COULDN'T SEE, HEAR, OR SPEAK IN MY MISERABLE EXISTENCE, I MIGHT AS WELL POINT A SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN TO MY USELESS FACE AND SHOOT IT OFF. (EXCEPT IT WOULD OBVIOUSLY TAKE A FEW MORE TRIES THAN JUST ONCE CONSIDERING YOU CAN'T HAVE HAND-TO-EYE COORDINATION IF YOU DON'T HAVE EYES. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKER.)
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WROTE BOOKS, AND EVEN DID PUBLIC SPEAKINGS IN FRONT OF REAL HUMANS UNLIKE HER. I BET THE ONLY PUBLIC SPEAKING SHE DID WAS IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF NIGGERS, WHO ADMIRED HER NOT FOR HER INCOHERENT PSEUDO "SPEAKING" SKILLS, BUT ONLY FOR HER DISPLAY OF SEXUALLY ANIMALISTIC CHARACTERISTICS. THEY ALL PROCEED TO RAPE HER VIOLENTLY WHEREAS SHE PUSHED LITTLE DEFORMED AND GROTESQUE HALF-NIGGER BABIES NINE MONTHS AFTER WHICH SHE NAMED AFTER HER GAY COLLECTION OF ROCKS.
I WENT ON A DATE WITH HELEN KELLER ONCE, WE WENT TO THE MOVIES. SHE DIDN'T COMPLAIN THAT I TOOK HER TO A VIOLENT EXPLOITATION FILM FEATURING THE BUTCHERY OF FEMALES (CONSIDERING SHE HAD NO VISUAL OR HEARING CAPACITY WHICH WAS AWESOME.) IF ONLY ALL BITCHES IN THE WORLD CAN BE LIKE THAT! AS MY FINGER SLID RIGHT INTO HER NASTY ASS PANTIES, I BEGAN FINGERING THE SHIT OUT OF HER. SHE FAILED TO RECOGNIZE THAT ROUTINE, AS SHE BEGAN PANICKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE THEATER. IN A FRANTIC ATTEMPT TO CALM HER DOWN, I HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL AND THEN RAPED HER ALL OVER AGAIN ONLY TO REALIZE HER WATER JUST BROKE THEN AND ANOTHER HALF-NIGGER BABY WAS ABOUT TO COME OUT, NINE MONTHS AFTER HER MOST RECENT PUBLIC SPEAKING CEREMONY.
WAH-TARRR? WAH-TARRRRRR?
HAHAHAHAHA
