BRIEF REVIEW:
FINALLY, A REMOTELY DECENT HARDCORE BAND THAT HAS EMERGED IN THE SOUTH AS OF LATE! ALTHOUGH NO DOUBT HAVE THEY PROVED TO BE FILTHY REDNECKS AS THEIR NAME EVIDENTIALLY DEMONSTRATES! I AM GLAD THEY FOUND A NEW HOBBY OTHER THAN SPEEDRACING ON WITH TRACTORS ON DIRT PATHS AND MILKING COWS. THE LAST TIME WHEN I TRIED MILKING A COW, I BECAME PREGNANT. HOWEVER THAT COULD HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE IS QUITE IRRELEVANT, WHAT MATTERS NOW IS THE FACT THAT I'M STUCK WITH A HALF-ASSED ANIMORPH BABY MOOING ON ALL FOURS THAT WOULDN'T EVEN TURN ON THE DEEPEST OF ALL MICHAEL JACKSON'S REPRESSED SECRETS. GOD HELP ME! THE CHILD SUPPORT I WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE NEXT NINETEEN YEARS FOR FEEDING THIS DIPSHIT THE GRASS I ALSO CHEWED FOR MY DEVELOPMENT OF YOUTH IS NOT GOING TO BE CHEAP. SOMEBODY WANT TO DONATE FOR THIS DOMAIN THAT I PAY TO RUN MY LOUSY FUCKING SITE ON?
COME ON, I DO HAVE SOME FRIENDS HERE AND THERE... DON'T I?
*COMMITS SUICIDE*