BRIEF REVIEW:
WHILE DOING SOME LOUSY WEBSITE ANALYSIS FOR MY PITIFUL FUCKING BLOG THUS TRYING TO PROLONG MY MEANS TO EXIST IN LIFE, I HAVE CAME ACROSS THIS ANALYTIC REPORT THAT COMPLETELY BAFFLED MY RETARDED MIND. AS I WILL QUOTE RIGHT HERE:
"The average Deadonthedancefloor.com visitor visits about 1 pages before leaving again, this means that their servers handle about 57 page views per day and in term a total of 0 page views per second.
We estimate that this website uses 1 server(s), and with the average internet server using about 2,400 kWh of electricity per year, Deadonthedancefloor.com will use more or less 2,400 kWh of power in that time span. Looking at the average cost of 0,17c per kWh, this website uses an estimated total of $408 USD on electricity per year."
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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? IT COSTS GOOGLE NEARLY $500 BUCKS ANNUALLY TO RUN MY BUCKET OF AIDS?! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING HORRIBLE HOSTING SERVER. ALL YOU ARE GOOD FOR IS CONTAINER USED TO HOLD MY PISS AND SCAT WHICH IS THIS WEBSITE. AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU FAGGOTS GET FOR DISABLING MY AD SERVICE DUE TO THE SO-CALLED "VIOLATION OF TERMS OF USE". BUT SPEAKING OF WHICH, I VIOLATED THE TERMS OF USE FOR YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT IN A RUB-AND-TUB STAND IN A LOWER-SCALE GHETTO BAR IN THE IMPOVERISHED SIDE OF MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA. NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT WAS THE WORST $3.99 I'VE EVER SPENT (ESPECIALLY IN A TIME OF ECONOMIC RE-RECESSION). AND YOU CAN THANK CAPITALISM FOR THAT YOU FUCKING HOPELESSLY DOOMED WORKING APES.
I AM HONESTLY TOO LAZY TO TYPE MORE FOR A SINGLE BLOG ENTRY... ESPECIALLY FOR THIS FUCKING GAY BAND THAT AIN'T WORTH MORE THAN A SINGLE SYLLABLE OF FEEDBACK. SO IF YOU GUYS CAN JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE MY WEBSITE ALONE I'LL SEND YOU ALL THE PENNIES I HAVE HARVESTED INT HE PIGGY BANK THAT WAS ONCE PROFITED FROM THE YOU HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTS CLICKING "GAYTHUGDATING.COM" COUNTLESS TIMES. THANKS FOR MAKING ME A PENNY MILLIONAIRE YOU FUCKING ASS-SHITS. TOO BAD I STILL CAN'T PAY MY HYDRO AND UTILITIES LIVING IN THIS GODDAMN PAPER BOX FULL OF MY OWN COLLECTION OF CUM IN WHICH I POUR STRAIGHT INTO MY ASSHOLE AT THE END OF EVERY MONTH THROUGH A FUNNEL.
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