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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Showing posts with label BLESSING THE HOGS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BLESSING THE HOGS. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

BLESSING THE HOGS - THE POISONING

01. Blessing the Hogs - Inhaler -
02. Blessing the Hogs - Thinning the Herd -
03. Blessing the Hogs - Prejudice -
04. Blessing the Hogs - Crippled Children Fuck -
05. Blessing the Hogs - Solvent Farmer -
06. Blessing the Hogs - Rototiller -
07. Blessing the Hogs - Meconium -
08. Blessing the Hogs - SK -
09. Blessing the Hogs - Diapause -
10. Blessing the Hogs - Hydrotosium -
11. Blessing the Hogs - Genovese Syndrome -
12. Blessing the Hogs - Bonus Track I -
13. Blessing the Hogs - Bonus Track II -


BRIEF REVIEW
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SO YOU FAGGOTS DON'T WANT TO DOWNLOAD FROM MY ABSOLUTELY ABOMINABLE MUSIC BLOG? IS THIS SO? THAT'S FINE YOU FUCKING WANKING OVERWEIGHT TROLLS, I DON'T NEED YOUR COMPANY HERE ANYWAYS! I'LL JUST CRAWL BACK INTO MY MOLE HOLE WHERE I PERFORM MY MASTERBATORY SKILLS TO MICHAEL JACKSON'S ROTTING CADAVER! HAHAHA, JUST AS YOU THOUGHT THAT ONCE-DARKENED NEGROID CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY PALER!

AMERICA IS THE ONLY PROMISE LAND WHERE A HIDEOUSLY IMPOVERISHED NEGRO MAN CAN TRANSFORM INTO BEAUTIFULLY WEALTHY WHITE WOMAN
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I'M SURE ALL THE CHILDREN WHO HE "FATHERED" THROUGHOUT HIS STARDOM MUST BE DISAPPOINTED AS THEY LAY ON THE RIDES IN HIS BEDROOMS IN NEVERLAND, WAITING FOR THE NEXT THRILLER. I WAS ONE OF HIS PROUD YOUTHFUL ATTENDANTS BACK IN HIS DAYS, AS WE CELEBRATED CHRISTMAS IN HIS CARNIVAL, I TOOK A ROLL DOWN HIS DISCO STICK AND WON THE ULTIMATE PRIZE ON THE CONCESSION STAND... A LIFETIME OF AIDS!

NOW THERE ARE TALKS THAT THIS DEATH MAY BE A CONSPIRACY FROM HIS FAMILY DOCTOR WHO OVERPRESCRIBED HIM PHARMACEUTICAL SEDATIVES. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T SIGN UP FOR A PERSONAL DOCTOR WHO SERVICES THE PUBLIC WITH A POINTY WHITE RAG OVER HIS HEAD, WITH TWO HOLES POKED THROUGH THE EYES YOU STUPID RAGING IDIOT. JUST BECAUSE YOU APPEAR WHITE DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN YOU'RE WHITE, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR PERVERTED FOOL FOR A DOCTOR HAS POINTED A FLASHLIGHT AT YOUR STILL-BLACK GENETALIA MANY TIMES WHEN YOU'VE CRIED OF CRABS DUE TO MANY SLEEPLESS NIGHTS WITH LITTLE JONNY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

COME POP STAR MY ANUS PLEASE, IT'S BEEN ITCHY FOR DAYS. I'M SO FUCKING JEALOUS.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

BLESSING THE HOGS - THE TWELVE GAUGE SOLUTION


BRIEF REVIEW:

I REALIZE THIS STUPID WEBSITE MAY SUCK, BUT IT'S A PITY FEW OF YOU WILL EVER REALIZE HOW MUCH THIS ALBUM SUCKS EXPONTENTIALLY. THE ONLY THING I REMOTELY ADMIRE ABOUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT EXCUSE FOR "ART" ITSELF IS THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE ALBUM TITLE. THE TWELVE GAUGE IS OBVIOUSLY AN EXCELLENT SOLUTION FOR ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT METALHEADS, JUST SHOOT YOURSELVES IN THE LEFT FOOT AND CRIPPLE FOR A LIFETIME ALREADY YOU PARASITIC CANCERS TO SOCIETY. ONCE YOUR LEFT FOOT GOES ALOOSE, YOU CAN HELP ITS RECOVERY BY SHOVING IT DOWN SOME FAT NU-METAL GOTH BITCH SPORTING A CANNIBAL CORPSE SHIRT WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE AN ENORMOUS FOOT FETISH. THE ONLY FUCKING PROBLEM IS YOUR FEET SMELLS LIKE THE ABOMINABLE DEATH.

OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO FUCKING GAG HERE, SOMEONE GET ALL THIS RESPIRATORY AIRBORNE BACTERIA AWAY FROM MY BREATHING VISCINITY YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

SORRY FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES BUT YOU CHILDREN HAVE BEEN VERY BAD LATELY AND LUCKILY FOR YOU ALL, YOUR UNCLE WEBMASTER JUST GOT RELEASED ON PAROLE AND HE'LL BE HAPPY TO DO SOME DISCIPLINITIVE PUNISHMENT TO Y'ALL, PERHAPS IN A RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBOURHOOD WHERE HIS WARNING PHOTO ISN'T PLASTERED ALL OVER ITS BULLETIN BOARDS!!

GET SHOT YOU FUCKING CREEPS.