BRIEF REVIEW:
LOOK AT THE DARK MISANTHROPIC DOOMSDAY THEME DEPICTED OVER THE ALBUM COVER! WAS SOMEONE NOT BREASTFED ENOUGH TO BE OPTIMISTIC WHEN THEY WERE A STUPID MALNOURISHED FAGGOT ETHIOPIAN CHILD? WHY DO YOU METALHEADS HATE LIFE SO FUCKING MUCH? WERE YOU NOT GIVEN YOUR WEEKLY ALLOWANCE TO DATE THAT HIDEOUS FAT GOTH BITCH YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SECRETLY WANKING OFF IN CLASS BELOW THE DESK, BEFORE FINALLY BEING CAUGHT DUE TO THE SIGNS OF STICKINESS THAT GLUED ALL THE ENGLISH ASSIGNMENTS WHICH YOU OBVIOUSLY FAILED BY INCOHERENTLY THROWING A MELTING POT OF BIG WORDS WHICH SUBSEQUENTLY TURNED OUT TO BE THIS ALBUM? HOLY FUCK, GET A DAYJOB AT THE GAS STATION AND SIPHON GAS FOR A LIVING YOU PATHETIC PEASANTS. WITH THIS CURRENT ONGOING RECESSION I HOPE YOU MAKE JUST ABOUT ENOUGH TO PURCHASE A SHOTGUN AND PRECISELY AIM IT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT. KURT COBAIN, ANYONE?
BY THE WAY, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GOD-AWFUL NIGGER MUTATION ON THE COVER ANYWAYS? IS IT A SKELETAL BAT? VAMPIRE? ZOMBIE EAGLE? HAWK? AL GORE WHEN HE WAS A TEENAGER? I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW RIGHT NOW!