2 Bathan Larry And The Money Shot
3 Vlade Divac Disco
4 That's Seven
5 Spacemaster LSD
6 Make It Through The Chemo Joe
7 Sonny Bo Knows Nose
8 Mahoney The One Trick Pony
THIS IS UNTIL A YEAR OR TWO LATER WHEN THEY REALIZE THEIR EGOS ARE CLASHING AND FINANCIAL SUPPORT IS DRAINING FROM THE SOARING GAS PRICE. THEY HIT A PINNACLE EVENT (I.E. STUCK IN BUMFUCK OREGON AND FORCED TO SELL ALL THEIR EQUIPMENTS TO GET HOME; CRASHED THEIR TOURING VAN; BEATEN UP ON STAGE; DEATH OF A LOVED ONE... ETC.) THAT TRIGGERS A SUDDEN EPIPHANY THAT THEY MUST RETURN HOME AND RECONNECT WITH THEIR PARENTS AND CARRY ON WITH THEIR LIFE. BEING TOO STUBBORN TO CONCEDE THAT THEY'VE WASTED THE PAST FEW YEARS OF THEIR LIVES DOING NOTHING BUT BLOWING HOLES IN THEIR WALLET AND EARDRUMS, THEY CLAIM THAT IT WAS AN "RICHLY ENLIGHTENING EXPERIENCE" FOR THEM TO DISCOVER THEMSELVES (LIKE IT'S SOME SORT OF FUCKING DEEP META-PHILOSOPHICAL CONQUEST TO EXPLORE THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE)
UPON MIRACULOUSLY RETURNING HOME, THEY EITHER ENROLL INTO COLLEGE FOR ART/GRAPHIC DESIGN, START THEIR LABEL, GET A JOB AT AMERICAN APPAREL, AND/OR JOIN SOME POTENTIAL SELLOUT BAND LIKE BALLS OUT BOY OR A GAY TO REMEMBER - MELLOWER MUSICAL ACTS THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BLOW UP BIG AND BECOME THE NEXT SILVERSTEIN ON TV ONE DAY. THAT'S WHY YOUR AVERAGE HARDCORE BAND NEVER REALLY LAST PAST THREE YEARS... IT'S A WONDER HOW THIS ONE SURVIVED FOR SEVEN! THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME INTENSE SOCIAL WELFARE GOING ON THERE TO ENCOURAGE THEIR WORK OF (F)ART. AND BY ART, I MEANT FART, HENCE THE FUNNY F IN THE BRACKET! AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
JUST KIDDING I LOVE HARDCORE KIDS, BETTER THAN PUMPOUS METALHEADS ANYDAY, THOSE UNHYGENIC FUCKING HAIRY PRIMITIVE GORILLAS. IF YOU ASSHEADS THINK YOU'RE THE BEAST OF THE JUNGLE THEN I AM FUCKING TARZAN. YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING FAGGOTS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SITE.