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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Showing posts with label WITH RESISTANCE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WITH RESISTANCE. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

WITH RESISTANCE - REAL HARDCORE KIDS HAVE DAYJOBS

1 Sherrif Of Noddingham
2 Bathan Larry And The Money Shot
3 Vlade Divac Disco
4 That's Seven
5 Spacemaster LSD
6 Make It Through The Chemo Joe
7 Sonny Bo Knows Nose
8 Mahoney The One Trick Pony


BRIEF REVIEW:

HANG ON A SECOND, DID SOMEBODY CATCH THE TITLE OF THIS ALBUM LIKE I HAVE? HAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A FUCKING RIDICULOUSLY HILARIOUS JOKE. WHICH BRAIN-CANCER PATIENT WITH A HUGE TUMOUR ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL? ANY MOTHERFUCKING LACKWIT FAGGOT KNOWS THAT YOUR MOST TYPICAL HARDCORE KIDS ARE YOUR ORDINARY SUBURBAN KIDS FROM UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS FAMILIES ON THE BRINK OF DROPPING OUT FROM HIGH SCHOOL. PAMPERED BY THE COZY EMOTIONAL AS WELL AS FINANCIAL SUPPORT OF THEIR PARENTS AND INSPIRED BY THE HARD-DICKED ATTITUDE OF THE MOSHCORE BANDS OF THEIR TIMES, THEY DECIDE TO SPONTANEOUSLY PURSUE A LIFE OF MUSIC AND TOURING AS A SUITABLE SUBSTITUTION FOR SCHOOL AND/OR WORK. THEY ESTABLISH A MYSPACE AND THEIR FAN BASE LOOKS PROMISING...

THIS IS UNTIL A YEAR OR TWO LATER WHEN THEY REALIZE THEIR EGOS ARE CLASHING AND FINANCIAL SUPPORT IS DRAINING FROM THE SOARING GAS PRICE. THEY HIT A PINNACLE EVENT (I.E. STUCK IN BUMFUCK OREGON AND FORCED TO SELL ALL THEIR EQUIPMENTS TO GET HOME; CRASHED THEIR TOURING VAN; BEATEN UP ON STAGE; DEATH OF A LOVED ONE... ETC.) THAT TRIGGERS A SUDDEN EPIPHANY THAT THEY MUST RETURN HOME AND RECONNECT WITH THEIR PARENTS AND CARRY ON WITH THEIR LIFE. BEING TOO STUBBORN TO CONCEDE THAT THEY'VE WASTED THE PAST FEW YEARS OF THEIR LIVES DOING NOTHING BUT BLOWING HOLES IN THEIR WALLET AND EARDRUMS, THEY CLAIM THAT IT WAS AN "RICHLY ENLIGHTENING EXPERIENCE" FOR THEM TO DISCOVER THEMSELVES (LIKE IT'S SOME SORT OF FUCKING DEEP META-PHILOSOPHICAL CONQUEST TO EXPLORE THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE)

UPON MIRACULOUSLY RETURNING HOME, THEY EITHER ENROLL INTO COLLEGE FOR ART/GRAPHIC DESIGN, START THEIR LABEL, GET A JOB AT AMERICAN APPAREL, AND/OR JOIN SOME POTENTIAL SELLOUT BAND LIKE BALLS OUT BOY OR A GAY TO REMEMBER - MELLOWER MUSICAL ACTS THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BLOW UP BIG AND BECOME THE NEXT SILVERSTEIN ON TV ONE DAY. THAT'S WHY YOUR AVERAGE HARDCORE BAND NEVER REALLY LAST PAST THREE YEARS... IT'S A WONDER HOW THIS ONE SURVIVED FOR SEVEN! THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME INTENSE SOCIAL WELFARE GOING ON THERE TO ENCOURAGE THEIR WORK OF (F)ART. AND BY ART, I MEANT FART, HENCE THE FUNNY F IN THE BRACKET! AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

JUST KIDDING I LOVE HARDCORE KIDS, BETTER THAN PUMPOUS METALHEADS ANYDAY, THOSE UNHYGENIC FUCKING HAIRY PRIMITIVE GORILLAS. IF YOU ASSHEADS THINK YOU'RE THE BEAST OF THE JUNGLE THEN I AM FUCKING TARZAN. YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING FAGGOTS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SITE.