BRIEF REVIEW:
OH LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE, ANOTHER COALITION OF ANTI-SOCIAL BLACK METAL VIKING OUTCASTS WHO ARE AS TR00 AND GR1M AS THEY ARE OUTCASTED CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL VIRGINS. THROUGHOUT THEIR DEPRESSED TEENAGE DAYS, THEY WERE DRESSED UP IN BLACK TRENCH COATS AND PRETENDED AS IF THEY'RE VIKINGS IN SOME FRINGE SCANDINAVIAN WARLORD FOREST-LAND. GO COSPLAY ELSEWHERE YOU FUCKING MISERABLE LOSERS. IT'S ACTUALLY HARD TO IMAGINE HOW A HIDEOUSLY GROTESQUE BAND LIKE THIS CAN MANAGE TO RECRUIT A HOT FEMALE MEMBER WITHIN... WHAT THE FUCK ARE HER TALENTS? REAL WOMEN HAVE NO TALENTS, THEY JUST SIMPLY WORK IN THE MOTHERFUCKING KITCHEN AND MAKE BACON SANDWICHES WHILE JERKING OFF MEN'S URETHRA TUBES. NEEDLESS TO SAY SHE'S PROBABLY JUST A GROUPIE OVERPAID TO PLAY THE BAND MEMBERS' PUBES IN DISARRAY WHILE THEY ARE ON TOUR. WHAT A FUCKING CRACKWHORE. GET A REAL JOB IN SKETCHY BACK-ALLEY ESCOURT AGENCY YOU HOLY FUCKING TRAMP.
BY THE WAY, THERE'S A CERTAIN DEGREE OF UNCOMFORTABLE MORBIDITY WITH THIS ALBUM COVER THAT WOULD LEAD ME TO BELIEVE EVERY BREATH YOU MISERABLE FIENDS TAKE MAY NOT BE WORTH THE EFFORT. LIFE DOESN'T SEEM VERY DELIGHTFUL FOR YOU FAGGOTS AND YOUR BLACK METALCORE CRAP ISN'T GOING TO RELIEVE ANY MORE PAIN ASSOCIATED WITH LIVING. SO PLEASE STOP BREATHING. IF THAT BIG PARROT WAS YOU, IT WOULD HAVE THROWN ITSELF IN FRONT OF A TRAIN ALREADY YOU ASSHOLES. SEE? EVEN TALKING BIRDS ARE LESS ANNOYING THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT MUSIC.