1. Larger Than Life
2. I Want It That Way
3. Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely
4. It's Gotta Be You
5. I Need You Tonight
6. Don't Want You Back
7. Don't Wanna Lose You Now
8. The One (Album Version)
9. Back To Your Heart
10. Spanish Eyes
11. No One Else Comes Close
12. The Perfect Fan
YOU SEE, THIS ACTUAL BACKSTREET BOYS ALBUM WAS INITIALLY COVERED UNDER THE DISGUISE OF THE FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW'S UPCOMING RELEASE CONVERSATIONS, OUT ON MAY 27TH, 2008. CLAIMING THAT IT WAS LEAKED EARLY, I HAVE ENTICED OVER SEVENTY DOWNLOADS WITHIN THE SHORT PERIOD OF ONE DAY!
WHOEVER THE FUCK DOWNLOADED IT WITH HIGH EXPECTATIONS MUST HAVE HAD A FUCKING FIELD DAY UPON DISCOVERING WHAT WAS ACTUALLY BEHIND THE VEIL! ALTHOUGH NO WORRIES, I'M SURE YOU ALL ENJOYED THIS JUST AS WELL YOU FUCKING FLAMING CLOSET HOMOSEXUALS! IN FACT, IT'S NOW UPLOADED ONTO YOUR IPOD ON REPEAT UNDER VARIOUS METAL TITLES IN ORDER TO GIVE OUT A FALSE IMPRESSION THAT YOU'RE BRUTAL, MEANWHILE DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU'RE SINGING ALL YOUR FUCKING MASCULINE HORMONES OUT!
TELL ME WHY AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A MISTAKE
TELL ME WHY I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY
I WANT IT THAT WAY
(HERE IS THE ORIGINAL REVIEW DOCUMENTED ON APRIL FIRST THAT PROVIDED THE TRICKERY:
"FINALLY, THE NEW FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW ALBUM THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED ON THE PAINFUL WAIT UNTIL MAY 27TH HAS FINALLY LEAKED OUT ON THE INTERNET AND ALLOW ME TO PROUDLY ANNOUNCE THAT I AM THE FIRST EVER TO PUBLISH IT ON MY SUPERIOR BLOG! WHO THE FUCK WAITS THAT LONG FOR A LONGLY-ANTICIPATED ALBUM ANYWAYS? OH GOD, SURE AS HELL NOT ME! YOU DON'T HAVE TO NOW EITHER, SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RETRACT ALL THE NEGATIVE THINGS YOU MAY HAVE MUTTERED ABOUT ME IN THE PAST YOU FUCKING HETEROSEXUALLY DEPRIVED FAGGOTS! WHO IS THE MASTER TO BOW DOWN TO NOW? PLEASE WIDELY OPEN YOUR MOUTH WHILE I UNZIP.
ENJOY THIS DOWNLOAD YOU HARDCORE FIENDS!" )