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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Showing posts with label BACKSTREET BOYS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BACKSTREET BOYS. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

BACKSTREET BOYS - MILLENIUM


1. Larger Than Life
2. I Want It That Way
3. Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely
4. It's Gotta Be You
5. I Need You Tonight
6. Don't Want You Back
7. Don't Wanna Lose You Now
8. The One (Album Version)
9. Back To Your Heart
10. Spanish Eyes
11. No One Else Comes Close
12. The Perfect Fan


Brief Review:

FOR ALL YOU LATECOMERS WHO COMPLETELY MISSED THE SHOW, YOU WILL BE SADDENED TO HEAR THAT YOU'VE MISSED THE GREATEST APRIL FOOL'S DAY PRANK TO BE EVER PULLED ON YOU FAT, UGLY, GREASY, HAIR GROWING AND SEXUALLY DEPRIVED METALHEADS! YES INDEED, I PITY YOU!

YOU SEE, THIS ACTUAL BACKSTREET BOYS ALBUM WAS INITIALLY COVERED UNDER THE DISGUISE OF THE FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW'S UPCOMING RELEASE CONVERSATIONS, OUT ON MAY 27TH, 2008. CLAIMING THAT IT WAS LEAKED EARLY, I HAVE ENTICED OVER SEVENTY DOWNLOADS WITHIN THE SHORT PERIOD OF ONE DAY!

WHOEVER THE FUCK DOWNLOADED IT WITH HIGH EXPECTATIONS MUST HAVE HAD A FUCKING FIELD DAY UPON DISCOVERING WHAT WAS ACTUALLY BEHIND THE VEIL! ALTHOUGH NO WORRIES, I'M SURE YOU ALL ENJOYED THIS JUST AS WELL YOU FUCKING FLAMING CLOSET HOMOSEXUALS! IN FACT, IT'S NOW UPLOADED ONTO YOUR IPOD ON REPEAT UNDER VARIOUS METAL TITLES IN ORDER TO GIVE OUT A FALSE IMPRESSION THAT YOU'RE BRUTAL, MEANWHILE DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU'RE SINGING ALL YOUR FUCKING MASCULINE HORMONES OUT!

TELL ME WHY AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE
TELL ME WHY AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A MISTAKE
TELL ME WHY I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY
I WANT IT THAT WAY

ALL OF A SUDDEN, RECEIVING ANAL HAS NEVER FELT SO NICE! KEEP IT PUMPING YOU BIG BOYS!

(HERE IS THE ORIGINAL REVIEW DOCUMENTED ON APRIL FIRST THAT PROVIDED THE TRICKERY:

"FINALLY, THE NEW FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW ALBUM THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED ON THE PAINFUL WAIT UNTIL MAY 27TH HAS FINALLY LEAKED OUT ON THE INTERNET AND ALLOW ME TO PROUDLY ANNOUNCE THAT I AM THE FIRST EVER TO PUBLISH IT ON MY SUPERIOR BLOG! WHO THE FUCK WAITS THAT LONG FOR A LONGLY-ANTICIPATED ALBUM ANYWAYS? OH GOD, SURE AS HELL NOT ME! YOU DON'T HAVE TO NOW EITHER, SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RETRACT ALL THE NEGATIVE THINGS YOU MAY HAVE MUTTERED ABOUT ME IN THE PAST YOU FUCKING HETEROSEXUALLY DEPRIVED FAGGOTS! WHO IS THE MASTER TO BOW DOWN TO NOW? PLEASE WIDELY OPEN YOUR MOUTH WHILE I UNZIP.

ENJOY THIS DOWNLOAD YOU HARDCORE FIENDS!" )

SO WHY WAS THERE A NEED TO DISCLOSE THIS PRANK IF IT WORKED OUT SO WELL, YOU ASK? WELL, I SOMEWHAT FELT BAD FOR YOU POOR NAIVE DUMBASSES! BESIDES, IF THIS TYPE OF DECEPTION BULLSHIT WAS TO CONTINUE, MY WEBSITE WOULD SOMEWHAT LOOSE ITS CREDIBILITY AND PROFESSIONALISM! YOU KNOW, BEING THE CREDIBLY PROFESSIONAL WEBSITE THIS SITE IS SUPPOSED TO BE! YUP, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.