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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Showing posts with label ANOTHER VICTIM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ANOTHER VICTIM. Show all posts

Sunday, December 4, 2011

ANOTHER VICTIM - PORTRAYAL OF VENGEANCE

1. Martyr
2. The Undertaker
3. Ritual of Decay
4. Trial for a Wasted Life
5. A Portrayal of Violence


BRIEF REVIEW:

THIS ALBUM'S ALMOST AS ANCIENT AS MY SAGGY LEFT TIT THAT'S ABOUT TO CRUMBLE OFF MY ROTTEN DUSTY CHEST. IT'S SO FUCKING OLD WHEN JESUS WAS FIRST BORN BY THAT FILTHY VIRGIN MARY THE WHORE, THEY REJOICED AND ALONG TO THIS ARTIFACT WHILE JEHOVAH THE FAGGOT MOLESTED THE NEWBORN INFANT BY TWEEZERING HIS MINUSCULE DICK.  SUCH HOLY CHURCH-LIKE ACTIVITIES FOR FUCKING FAGGOTS PRACTICING CHRISTIANITY, JUST ASK UNDEROATH THOSE GODLY PRIEST WORSHIPPING FAGGOTS. WHEN THEY'RE NOT TOO BUSY BAPTIZING EACH OTHER'S DICK WITH THEIR OWN HOLY CUM-WATER IN A PRAYER ROOMBACK OF THEIR CHRISTIAN TOURING BUS, THAT IS.

I LOVE WHEN ALL THE HARDCORE BANDS FIRST SURFACE AS HARDCORE BANDS, LIFE AND SEX DEPRIVED METAL CRITICS LOVE TO RAVE AND PRAISE ALL OVER THEM. THAT IS UNTIL THEY GOTO A SHOW AND SEE A BUNCH OF HARDCORE KIDS WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY MORE ATTRACTIVE AND SOCIALLY-ACCEPTED THAN MOST (IF NOT ALL) THEIR SORRY SOCIALLY REJECTED ASSES, THEN THAT'S WHEN THEY START VENTING ONLINE ABOUT HOW THE HEAVY MUSIC SCENE IS GETTING "CORE'D OUT". HEY FAGGOT REJECTS, WAKE THE FUCK UP. NOBODY WANTS TO GO THROUGH LIFE WORSHIPPING A BUNCH OF OBSCURE CRUST-SLUDGE-STONER-DOOM BLACK METAL BANDS NO FEMALE WILL EVER CARE ABOUT. SO IF YOU WANT TO STAY KVLT AND TR00, YOU KEEP THAT CANDLE LIT IN YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT WHILE WORSHIPING TO THE GOAT HEADS YOU HUNTED IN THE MIDST OF NOWHERE IN MAINE. YOU FUCKING OVERWEIGHT SATANIC RETARDS ARE SO PATHETIC THAT IT WOULD TAKE A FORKLIFT TO SEVER YOUR FAT ASS FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR MOTHER'S LEATHER COUCH WHERE YOU SIT AND GLUE YOURSELVES TO YOUR LOCAL CHAPTERS OF METAL FORUMS ALL DAY. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE INTERNET NOT EVEN THE GOVERNMENT IDENTITY BUREAUCRACY WILL KNOW OF YOUR SORRY INVISIBLE EXISTENCE. ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDS NEED TO INHALE SOME FRESH AIR, BREATHE IN SOME OXYGEN AND END YOUR MISERABLE BAT-LIKE LIVES YOU PITIFUL ASSWIPES. I CAN'T STAND YOU MOTHERFUCKING IDIOTS WHO REMINDS ME OF A MIRROR IMAGE OF MY PITIFUL SELF. ALL YOU PUSSY ASS SUBURBAN TEENAGE DEVIL WORSHIPING TARDS NEED TO BURN EACH OTHER UP IN YOUR OWN CREATIVE "INVERTED CROSSES" IN YOUR SUBURBAN FORESTS AND DISSECT YOUR OWN CHEST PENTAGRAM STYLE. AND STOP CRYING ABOUT HARDCORE JOCKS SACKING YOU AT SHOWS BECAUSE I DON'T EVER SEE A REASON WHY YOU NEED HEALTHY GONADS THIS LIFETIME. IF YOU LOVE THE CELTIC SCANDINAVIAN AND NORWEGIAN CULTURE SO MUCH THEN YOU ALL NEED TO FREEZE TO DEATH IN SIBERIA ALREADY YOU FUCKING DISGUSTINGLY VILE ANIMALS OF LIFE. YOU WANT ABSOLUTE EVIL AND ANARCHY LIKE YOUR MUSIC ENDORSES? GO LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME TO "SATYRICON" AND HIJACK A COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE AND RUN IT RIGHT INTO YOUR LOCAL CHURCH IN THE NAME OF "MAYHEM" YOU FUCKING REPULSIVE, PUTRID SLOBS.

GO COMMIT A SCHOOL SHOOTING MASSACRE AND BLAME IT ON THE DARK GROTESQUE CULTURE OF MARILYN MANSION AND THEN CRY ABOUT HOW YOU'RE ALL AGAINST MARILYN MANSION BECAUSE IT'S NOWHERE TO THE INTENSITY OF "DARK TRANQUILLITY" AND "MY DYING BRIDE" LOLOL UNHOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS

Friday, December 2, 2011

ANOTHER VICTIM - APOCALYPSE NOW


01 Judgement's Coming
02 Free In Constraint
03 Threat
04 Vicars Of Glutton Filth (Apocalypse Now)
05 A Lesson In Fear
06 Deconstruct The Roles
07 Untitled [Instrumental]


BRIEF REVIEW:

I CAN'T STAND ALL THESE TOUGH GUY HARDCORE BANDS. THEY MAKE ME SEEM SLOW, WEAK, INCOMPETENT AND FAT. EVERY TIME I GOTO A HARDCORE SHOW THEY ASK ME HOW FAR ALONG'S MY OBESE BEER BABY. I GET PISSED OFF AND TELL THE SIXTEEN YEAR OLD NINJAS TO FUCK OFF AND STOP HARASSING ME. THEN THEY GET PISSED OFF AND KARATE CHOP MY ROLLS INTO EIGHTEEN DIFFERENT PIECES AND SELL THEM OUTSIDE AS STEAKS TO THE AFTER-PARTY BBQ. ALL GOES WELL UNTIL THE STRAIGHT EDGE VEGAN BANDS REALIZE I'M THE ONE SUPPLYING THE MEAT AND SLAMS ME INTO A BRICK WALL WITH THEIR TOURING VAN AND MAKES PANCAKES OUT OF ME INSTEAD.

I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WHO ARE PREGNANT SUCH A YOUNG AGE. WHEN I WAS SIXTEEN I HAD A BEST FRIEND WHO'S PREGNANT WITH A KID. THE ONLY MYSTERY HERE IS, THAT MY BEST FRIEND IS A MAN. I WAS LIKE "DUDE, YOU'RE SIXTEEN AND PREGNANT... AND YOU'RE A GUY. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT?" HE RESPONDS BY PLUGGING A USB UP MY ASSHOLE AND INSTALLING A ROGUE PROGRAM CALLED "SCENE-DROME" THAT MADE ME PRODUCE OVARIES. BUT SEEING THAT I HAD NO VAGINA TO RELEASE THE OVULATION, I ENDED UP SHITTING OUT A BRAND NEW BASKET OF EGGS AT THE END OF EVERY MONTH. I SHAT THEM STRAIGHT INTO COSTCO AND WALMART BINS FOR THEM TO SELL AT A ULTRA-LOW PRICE, SO THAT HEALTHY INFANTS AND CHILDREN CAN INDULGE IN FOOD THAT COMES OUT OF MY IMMEDIATE ASSHOLE. AND THEN COUNTLESS AMERICANS WONDER WHY THEIR KIDS GROW UP TO BECOME SUCH FAT AND INCOMPETENT WASTES OF LIFE... ALL BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN EATING MY OVULATED MAN-EGGS SINCE THEY WERE TWO YEARS OLD. HEY FAGGOTS, SUE ME.

I CAN'T STAND THIS HARDCORE SCENE ANY LONGER SO I TRIED CHANGING MY LANDSCAPE AND WENT TO A METAL SHOW. WORST FUCKING ALTERNATIVE DECISION EVER MADE. FIRST THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I STEPPED IN WAS GETTING SOME HEADBANGER'S THIRTEEN INCH LONG HAIR SHOVED RIGHT IN MY MOUTH WHEN HE'S TWIRLING HIS HEAD IN THE CENTER OF THE PIT LIKE HE WAS BEING MOLESTED BY A GRANDFATHER NAMED TORNADO. AFTER ASPHYXIATING ON HIS HAIR FOR DAYS, I SPAT OUT A HAIRBALL THE SIZE OF MIKE TYSON'S TESTICLE: BIG, FILTHY AND DISEASED. JUST LIKE MOST METALHEADS WHO GETS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT AT SHOWS WHEN THEY TRY TO PUSH MOSH TO HORRIBLE SHAI HULUD  COVERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH MY GOD I HATE THE CURRENT STATE OF SCENES. SO I THINK I'M GOING TO DO WHAT THE AVERAGE RUN-OF-THE-MILL JOE DOES ABOUT IT: GO PUSH MOSH ABOUT IT LIKE A FUCKING FAGGOT.

GO BURY YOURSELF SIX FEET DEEP RIGHT BESIDE DEATHCORE IS SEXY YOU RETARDED MUSIC-PIRATING TRAMPS