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Showing posts with label ELYSIA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ELYSIA. Show all posts

Friday, March 20, 2009

ELYSIA - KILLING GROUNDS

1.Catharsis
2.Prayer For The End
3.King Of The Hill
4.Killing Grounds
5.Lust Was Heart


BRIEF REVIEW:

...WOW JESUS CHRIST, YOU KNOW YOUR BAND SUCKS ASS WHEN YOUR EP IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE OFFICIAL LP YOU RELEASED.

SO SERIOUSLY, LET'S DO A LITTLE BIT OF A REFLECTION IN RETROSPECTIVE. DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY REMEMBER A TIME WHEN MUSIC ACTUALLY USED TO BE ENJOYABLY GOOD BACK WHEN YOU'RE A TEENAGER -- SAY, LIKE DURING THE 1960'S? NO? WELL, SUCH A RESPONSE IS NO SURPRISE DUE TO THE THANKS OF ELYSIA AND THE EMERGENCE ALL LIKEWISE COLLECTIVES OF FAGGOTS! YOU GUYS WERE FUCKING SIXTEEN WHEN YOU FOUNDED THIS TEENAGE ANGSTY BAND WITH NO FUCKING CONTENTIOUS LYRICAL CONTENT TO SING ABOUT WHATSOEVER. WHAT PROVOKES YOU TO BE SO FUELED UP WITH GAY FUEL? WERE YOU STOOD UP BY YOUR NASTY ASS SKUNK-STRIPED SCENE BITCHES WHO WAS ARRANGED TO CHANGE YOUR SHIT-INFESTED DIAPERS? AWW, WHAT A TRAGEDY MY LITTLE BOO-BOO'S! ALERT THE PRESS! MEANWHILE WOULD YOU LIKE A PENIS SHAPED PACIFIER TO SUCK ON AND BE MISTAKEN FOR A HOMOEROTIC CANDY-RAVER SKETCHING OFF 900,000 MILIGRAMS OF ECSTASY? DON'T THOSE FAGGOTS COME TO YOUR SHOW ANYWAYS, AND USUALLY ATTEMPT TO PUSH MOSH IN THE FRONT ANYWAYS YOU DUMB DICKWITS? HAHA YOU FUCKING LOWLIVES.

SHUT UP I'M TOO LAZY TO WRITE AND BRAINSTORM ANYTHING REMOTELY WITTY , AND END UP ACTUALLY FLATTERING THESE FAGGOTS BY CONSUMING THIS SORT OF TIME AND EFFORT DOING SO. I NEED SOME MORE INJECTION OF THIS GAY FUEL WE PREVIOUSLY DISCUSSED!

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

ELYSIA - MASOCHIST

1. Disgust
2. Masochist
3. Filthy
4. Malignancy
5. Triumph
6. Theocracy
7. Xenophobia
8. Incinerate
9. Sadist
10. Swine


BRIEF REVIEW


READ THE TITLES! WHAT AN OPTIMISTICALLY CHEERFUL BAND! MAKES ME WANT TO GO TANNING ON MY LOCAL SUNBEACH WHILE SMEARING SEMEN ALL OVER MY FAGGOT BODY FOR SUN-LOTION! NO WONDER WHY I HAVE SUCH LOVELY SKIN. I GUESS ANYTHING THAT'S IN DECENT QUALITY EXCEEDS THE QUALITY OF THIS RECORDING... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE STUDIO THEY USED? IT SOUNDS A BUNCH OF FUCKING OUTDATED SEWING MACHINES FROM THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION RUNNING RAMPANTLY ALL OVER THE LEAD SINGER'S EYELIDS. NO FUCKING WONDER THAT SONG GOES "JUST BECAUSE YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES, DOESN'T MEAN THE WORLD DISAPPEAR!" WELL FAGGOT, AT LEAST YOUR MOTHER DOES, AT LEAST TEMPORARILY FROM MY SIGHT WHEN I REALIZED HER SERVICE WAS A RIP-OFF THE MINUTE I PICKED UP HER IN AN ALLEYWAY OF HARLEM!


I'LL MAKE THE FUCKING WORLD DISAPPEAR FOR YOU YOU DELUSIONAL FAGGOT. START WITH A BETTER PRODUCER THAT'S NOT SO INCOMPETENT THAT I'M BEGINNING TO SUSPECT A CHIMPANZEE WORKING IN A BLACK-PANTHER SPONSORED EMPLOYMENT-EQUITY STUDIO. ONCE YOU'RE OVER THAT, PERHAPS THEN WE'LL TALK (OR HORK. WHATEVER YOU VOCALISTS DO TO COMMUNICATE THESE DAYS.)

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