02 LET IT DIE
03 SWORN TO HONOR
04 CURSE THIS HELL
05 PRAY FOR DEATH
06 LITTLE FROM THE WORLD
I LOVE BEING MOLESTED BY MY GUIDANCE COUNSELORS BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL. I TELL THEM ABOUT MY TALES OF BEING SEXUALLY ABUSED BY MY GRAND-UNCLES WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND THEN THEY ASK ME WHAT THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT. I CAREFULLY INSINUATE TO THE BEST OF MY ARTICULATE ABILITIES THAT THEY SHOULD GENTLY RAM ME FROM THE BEHIND UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM ALL THE BLEEDING AND LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS FROM ALL THE DURESS IN MY SAD FUCKING LIFE. I AM SO GLAD THESE SOCIAL SERVICE PROGRAMS ACTUALLY WORK AND MY TAX DOLLARS ARE GOING INTO GREAT THINGS. VOTE OBAMA YOU FUCKING COMMUNISTS!! I CAN SEE THE SOVIET FLAG RISE UP IN OUR NATION RIGHT NOW AND ALL NIGGERS RUN AMUCK IN THEIR HOODS SHOWING OFF THEIR BLING-BLINGS BOUGHT WITH INCREASED WELFARE STUBS. HANG ON A SECOND, I AM A NIGGER IN THE HOOD! WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT?! AIDS AND UNEMPLOYMENT FOR LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! GUNSHOT GUNSHOT.
MORAL OF MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY: THE TIP OF MY ASSHOLE IS NOT A TOY YOU FAGGOTS.