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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!





THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


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Showing posts with label MADAME DE MONTESPAN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MADAME DE MONTESPAN. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

MADAME DE MONTESPAN - EPILOGUE D'UN DESASTRE

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BRIEF REVIEW:

OH HELLO THERE, IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE WE'VE LAST MET!

STOP THROWING A FUCKING HOMOEROTIC TANTRUM OVER THE LACK OF UPDATES YOU HAIRY MOTHERFUCKING ANIMALISTIC CUNTS. MY REFUSAL TO UPDATE THIS SITE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME GETTING MY SPINE BASHED IN FOR RIDICULING THE PATHETIC FAGGOTS YOU ALL HATE TO ADMIT YOU ARE. INSTEAD, THROUGHOUT MY LONG HIATUS, I WAS SIMPLY TOO BUSY DOING ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING:
  1. PERFORMING ANAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOUR GOD-HIDEOUS MOTHER
  2. REPEAT 1
  3. JOB SEARCHING TO NO SUCCESS
  4. JERKING OFF TO VARIOUS FORMS OF ABSTRACT SCAT PORN
  5. TRYING OUT FOR THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS CRICKET TEAM
  6. GETTING BORED OF YOU LOSERS
  7. NOT UPDATING THIS FAGGOT SITE
HONESTLY FAGGOTS, I'VE STOPPED RUNNING THIS WEBSITE FOR AT LEAST HALF A CENTURY NOW AND YOU MONKEYS ARE STILL GOING APESHIT OVER BEING OFFENDED. WHAT IS THIS? BLACK HISTORY MONTH ALL OVER AGAIN, EVERY MONTH? IF YOU IDIOTS KNOW HOW RIDICULOUSLY BORING YOU ALL ARE TO ME, PERHAPS YOU'D REFRAIN YOUR TIRESOME BULLSHIT AND I'D HAVE SOMETHING NEW TO WRITE ABOUT. THIS MAY SUBSEQUENTLY LEAD GO... (GASP)... A NEW FUCKING POST OR TWO?

YOU'RE ALMOST ALL AS BORING AND LIFELESS AS I AM. YOU CLAIM MY WEBSITE IS A FIT OF ABOMINATION, BUT YET CAN'T RESIST FROM TEMPTING ME TO REPLY. YOU CLAIM METALHEADS ARE BETTER, YET ALL YOU DO IS BITCH AND MOAN OVER INANE AND TIRESOME SPANS. I CAN OUTWIT ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ANYDAY BY JUST TWO LINES AND YOU'LL STILL BE COUNTERING ME WITH ONE PARAGRAPH AFTER ANOTHER.

THERE'S OBVIOUSLY BEEN A LOT OF DRAMA OVER MY INITIAL RIDICULES ON DEATHCORE IS SEXY'S STATE OF BEING HACKED BY SOME ELITIST ANTI-PIRATE GROUP. BUT HONESTLY, ARE YOU HONKEYS SO IMPRESSIONABLY NAIVE THAT YOU BUY EVERYTHING I SAY? MOST OF THE SHIT I THROW OUT ON THE TABLE HERE IS JUST DONE SO TO PISS YOU OFF, AND SUCCEED AT GETTING YOU KIDS SO RILED UP OVER NOTHING. YES, I OBVIOUSLY LOVE D.I.S. YOU FAGGOTS, AND MOST OF THESE ALBUMS THAT I RIDICULE ON HERE, I SECRETLY SLEEP TO THEM WHILE I HAVE WET DREAMS OF BEING SEDUCED BY HAIRY TATTOOED MEN IN THE SHOWER ROOMS WHILE SERVING MY TIME DUE TO A SPEEDING TICKET. OF COURSE WE ALSO KNOW THAT I'M SO FUCKING STUPID THAT I WAS INCARCERATED FOR A SPEEDING TICKET. FUCK OFF.

WANT TO SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND GIVE ALL YOUR BULLSHIT A REST? HOLY FUCKING ANNOYING. IF I EVER HAD A KID AND HE BECAME A METALHEAD I'D FUCKING POP HIS HIDEOUS FACE INTO THE NECK SOCKET WITH A CROWBAR.

AND BY CROWBAR I DON'T MEAN THE SOUTHERN METAL BAND YOU FUCKING BARBARIC CONFEDERATE PRIMITIVES.