Showing posts with label ATTACK ATTACK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ATTACK ATTACK. Show all posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009
ATTACK! ATTACK! - SOMEDAY CAME SUDDENLY
BRIEF REVIEW:
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO TO ME WHAT THIS FUCKING INTOLERABLE GARBAGE IS?
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE GOOD DAYS WE USED TO HAVE SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK AND ROLL? BECAUSE NOW ALL WE HAVE IS AIDS, CRACK AND TECHNO. HOLY FUCK, NO DOUBT THIS BAND IS THE PERFECT EVIDENCE OF SUCH SHEER ATROCITY. SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? IT SOUNDS LIKE HIP HOP, BUT IT'S NOT HIP HOP. IT SOUNDS LIKE TECHNO, BUT IT'S NOT TECHNO. IT SOUNDS LIKE POP, BUT IT'S NOT POP. IT SOUNDS LIKE METALCORE, BUT GOD IS IT ACTUALLY METALCORE? DETAILS AT ELEVEN. THE ONLY THING I AM CERTAIN OF AS OF CURRENT IS THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE NOTHING BUT A TOTAL GIMMICK OF FAGGOTRY. AS IF THE CURRENT STATE OF SCENE KIDS AT HARDCORE SHOWS ISN'T BAD ENOUGH ALREADY, BANDS LIKE THIS HAVE TO INTENTIONALLY EXIST TO BRING MORE DEVIANTLY MORBID DRUG-ADDICTED RAVING ZOMBIES TO ATTEND OUR SHOWS. CAN YOU CANDY-WEARING FAGGOTS FUCK OFF? GO DYE YOUR HAIR IN EIGHT DIFFERENT COLOURS AND BEFRIEND GOD BY TELLING HIM YOU'RE THE MOTHER OF ALL RAINBOWS YOU FUCKING LOWLIFE RAVERS.
GREAT, I LOVE HOW WE'RE GOING TO GET ANOTHER INFLUX OF RAVING BITTIES AT HARDCORE SHOWS DOING THEIR "RINSE OUT" BY DANCING THEIR STUPID DUBSTEP WHILE INTOXICATED ON EITHER ECSTASY, KETAMINE OR BOTH. CONGRATULATIONS ON DANCING YOUR WAY TO AN OVERDOSE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. THE WORLD WOULD PITY YOU IF YOU'RE MORE ATTRACTIVE. BUT NO, MOST OF YOU FAGGOT RAVERS ARE SO HELPLESSLY HIDEOUS THAT YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID REGARDLESS OF THE MEGATONS OF DRUGS CIRCULATING INSIDE OF EVERYONE'S SYSTEM AT THE NIGHTS OF YOUR "DANCE PARTIES". OH MAN, WHAT THE FUCK? I SHOULD BECOME A RAVER AND THE FIRST ONE TO SEDUCE ALL OF THEM! YES! SEXUAL VIRILITY, HERE I COME!
IT'S NO DOUBT THAT IN THE DARKEST CORNER OF THESE STUPID PRIVATE NIGHTCLUB EVENTS, YOU ALSO DISCOVER METALHEADS IN FISHNETS DANCING THEMSELVES TO TECHNO WHILE WEARING THE GAYEST DIMMU BORGIR MERCHANDISE YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. HAHAHAHA, ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU FUCKING STUPID SEXUALLY CONFUSED FAGGOTS? AND YOU MOCK THE HARDCORE SCENE TO BE A BUNCH OF METROSEXUAL LIMPS, JUST LOOK AT YOUR TRANSVESTITE CROSS-DRESSING SELF YOU FUCKING RETARDS. GO "HARDSTYLE" TO THE CONSISTENT BEAT MADE BY MY RAMPANT BOWEL MOVEMENTS YOU SODOMY-CRAVING FAGGOTS.
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