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Showing posts with label ION DISSONANCE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ION DISSONANCE. Show all posts

Monday, January 28, 2008

ION DISSONANCE - SOLACE


1. Play Dead... And I'll Play Along
2. O.A.S.D.
3. Cleansed By Silence
4. She's Strychnine
5. Nil:: Solaris
6. Lecturing Raskolnikov (Or How To Properly Stab A Young Widow)
7. You're Not Carving Deep Enough
8. Shut Up, I'm Trying To Worry
9. Signature
10. A Prelude Of Things Worse To Come


BRIEF REVIEW:

THIS IS THE FOLLOW-UP TO THEIR PREVIOUSLY-BETTER ALBUM THAT DIDN'T CONSIST OF NOTHING BUT TECHNICAL BREAKDOWNS. LOOKS LIKE ALL YOU MONTREAL ARM-FLAILING FRENCH MOSHCREWS WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS! AS LONG AS YOU DON'T ATTEMPT TO SPEAK THE LANGUAGE THAT I'M CURRENTLY WRITING IN, I'M FINE WITH WHATEVER ELSE YOU DO. OH MY GOD MY PUMMELING FUCKING HEADACHE.

NOTICE THE LAST TRACK IS NAMED "A PRELUDE OF THINGS WORSE TO COME?" DOES THIS MEAN THEY'RE HINTING TO BE RELEASING ANOTHER ALBUM?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PWN3D!!!!11!1ONE!1!1!11

ME = MASTER
YOU ON THE OTHER HAND = METALHEAD

OKAY THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER

Sunday, January 27, 2008

ION DISSONANCE - BREATHING IS IRRELEVANT




Brief Review:

BREATHING IS IRRELEVANT? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT WILL SOON BECOME IRRELEVANT YOU COMPLICATED FRENCHIES!

(DRUM ROLL FOR THE PUNCHLINE)

I WOULD TECHNICALLY PROCEED TO REVIEW THIS CLASSIC DEATHCORE ALBUM BUT I HAVE A LITTLE DILEMMA MAYBE YOU WEB READERS CAN HELP ME OUT WITH. YOU SEE, I'M CURRENTLY IN A REAL-TIME CONVERSATION WITH AN EXTREMELY HOT BLONDE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO?


WHAT DO I DO?!


I'M EXTREMELY SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND NERVE WRECKING IN THESE SORT OF FEMALE INTERACTIONS. I'M STUTTERING AND SWEATING DOWN MY FUCKING THREE INCH PENIS AND I'M TRYING TO GIVE OUT A GOOD IMPRESSION SO SHE DOESN'T THINK I'M MIGHT BE THE DUMB FUCKING SQUARE WHICH I ACTUALLY AM.

HELP?

I KNEW REAL LIFE INTERACTIONS WEREN'T FIT FOR THE LIKES OF ME!


AHHHHH.


OH NEVERMIND SHE LOGGED OFF STICKAM. DAMNIT, I WAS PLANNING ON FUCKING HER TONIGHT AS WELL BY STICKING MY PENIS TUBE RIGHT INTO THE CIRCULAR LENS OF THE CAMERA. FUCK YOU SEXUAL DEPRIVATION!