VEIL OF MAYA - [id]

1. "[id]" 0:43

2. "Unbreakable" 3:45

3. "Dark Passenger" 3:33

4. "The Higler" 3:00

5. "Martyrs" 1:14

6. "Resistance" 3:01

7. "Circle" 1:03

8. "Mowgli" 3:03

9. "Namaste" 3:30

10. "Conquer" 2:56

11. "Codex" 3:25

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BRIEF REVIEW:

DO YOU REMEMBER BACK IN 2008 WHEN THIS WHOLE ENTIRE DJENT MOVEMENT FIRST CAME OUT? IT WAS A BUNCH OF SHITTY METALCORE BANDS RIPPING OFF AN EVEN SHITTIER METAL GIANT 'MESHUGGAH', CREATING WHAT WAS ULTIMATELY "MESHUGGAHCORE". I'M SORRY BUT UNLESS YOUR DRUMMER IS A OCTOPUS-HUMAN HYBRID, THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY YOU CAN EVER REPLICATE MESHUGGAH'S INHUMAN POLY-RHYTHMIC PATTERNS YOU FUCKING TRY-HARD WANNABE'S. AND THAT IS ANOTHER PROOF FOR EURO-CENTRIC SWEDISH SUPREMACY: THEIR POPULATION IS SO FUCKING SUPERIOR TO THE AVERAGE HUMAN BEINGS THAT THEY'RE EVOLVING INTO GROTESQUE HALF-OCTOPUSES AND HALF MEN. WHICH I CAN'T REALLY SEE THE BENEFIT FOR THIS WORLD TO HAVE IN TERMS OF NATURAL SELECTION, BUT I CAN DEFINITELY SEE THE AMAZING BENEFITS SUCH TENTACLES WOULD HAVE IN FONDLING MY ABNORMALLY HUGE NUTSACK AND PROBING MY JUNGLE-LIKE ANUS HOLE EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. DEAR DRUMMER OF MESHUGGAH: QUIT YOUR LAUGHABLE NON-CAREER DRUMMING FOR A FAGGOT METAL BAND AND COME PROBE MY RECTUM ON A NIGHTLY BASIS FOR EQUAL, IF NOT BETTER PAY!!!

BUT SERIOUSLY LISTEN TO ME, THIS DJENTCORE CRAP IS THE WORST SHIT EVER YOU STUPID FUCKIN FAGGOTS. FIRST AND FOREMOST, WHAT THE FUCK IS "DJENT"? HOW DO YOU EVEN PRONOUNCE THAT FUCKING WORD? IT SOUNDS LIKE A DOWN SYNDROME KID TRYING TO MIMIC HELEN KELLER DURING HER FIRST FUCKING WORDS EVER WHILE GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS BY A DYING NIGGER BEING HUNG IN HER BACKYARD. WHY MUST YOU RAPE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WORSE THAN NIGGERS HAVE RAPED IT WITH RAP MUSIC? UNACCEPTABLE. SECOND OF ALL, I DON'T CARE IF YOUR GUITARIST PLAYS ON A GUITAR WITH MORE STRINGS THAN HE'S GOT FINGERS AND TOES BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR A SINGLE STATIC NOTE EVER WHEN HE ROLLS HIS FUCKING WHOLE BODY ACROSS THE FRET BOARD WHILE EXPLORING EVERY MAJOR AND MINOR OF A PENTATONIC SCALE. I MEAN IT'S GREAT THAT YOU KNOW YOUR NOTES FAGGOT BUT IF I WANTED TO HEAR YNGWIE MALMSTEEN THEN I'D SIMPLY JUST KILL MYSELF ALREADY YOU STUPID DOUCHEBAGS. THIRDLY, I FUCKING HATE THE KEYBOARD AND DJ CRAP AS WELL THAT MAKES THE WHOLE SHIT SOUND LIKE A MECHANIC RAVE SET THAT WENT HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG. LIKE WHAT IS THIS... THE CRADLE FILTH VS. SLIPKNOT OF 2012? IF YOU WANT TO DO ELECTRONICS THEN FUCKING DO ELECTRONICS. STOP PALM MUTING THOSE GUITARS IN THE MIDST OF ALL THAT MESSY ELECTRONIC AMBIENCE AND MAKE IT SOUND LIKE ALL YOUR GEARS ARE MALFUNCTIONING AND BREAKING DOWN YOU GODDAMN IDIOTS. IF YOU DISLIKE YOUR INSTRUMENTS THAT MUCH AND WANT TO MAKE IT BREAK DOWN THEN I'LL DO YOU A FAVOUR AND ROB YOU FAGGOTS THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE PLAYING IN MY GODDAMN HOOD AND PUT YOUR SAD MUSICAL CAREER OUT OF ITS MISERY, YOU FUCKING STUPID BUTCHEY DYKES. FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID MUSIC.

WHAT GOT WORSE AFTER THIS MUSIC CAME OUT IS THAT NOW WE HAVE A RETARDED SPLIT OF KIDS FROM TWO MUSIC COMMUNITIES WHO CONSTANTLY WAIL OUT ON EACH OTHER AT THESE STUPID FUCKING DJENTCORE SHOWS WITH ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA OF THE HARDCORE CULTURE. NEXT FUCKING FAT ASS LONG-HAIRED FAGGOT I SEE BOUNCING UP AND DOWN DURING SOME "BOUNCE BREAKDOWN" GETS STABBED RIGHT IN THE EYES BY MY UNHYGIENIC TEN FOOT LONG TOE NAIL YOU FUCKING APPALLING APES. 

I FUCKING LOATHE METALHEADS, OR SIMPLY JUST ANY KID AT METAL SHOWS IN GENERAL. I'M DRIVING A FUCKING STEAMROLLER TO THE NEXT SHOW AND FLATTENING OUT ANY FAGGOT WHO PUSH MOSHES INTO MY VEHICLE YOU PRE DEVELOPED TEENY FUCKING  BOUNCING FAGGOTS.

VEIL OF MAYA - COMMON MAN'S COLLAPSE

1. Wounds
2. Crawl Back
3. Mark The Lines
4. It's Not Safe To Swim Today
5. Entry Level Exit Wounds
6. Pillars
7. We Bow In It's Aura
8. All Eyes Look Ahead
9. Sever The Voices
10. It's Torn Away

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BRIEF REVIEW:

I REMEMBER WHEN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CRAPPY BULLSHIT FIRST CAME OUT IN 2008 AND LITTLE WANKING FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS ON PUBERTY OVERLOAD WOULD HYPE THE SHIT OUT OF THESE NEW PHENOMENAL BANDS OVER THEIR BOUNCY DEATHCORE-ESQUE BREAKDOWN CRAP, WHICH WAS WHEN BARACK HUSSEIN OSAMA BIN LADEN ALSO GOT APPOINTED INTO THE OFFICE. DO YOU SEE THE CONNECTION? TECHNICALLY VEIL OF MAYA APPOINTED BARAQ OBAMA RIGHT INTO HIS THRONE! MY INTELLECT IS GOING OFF THE WALL TODAY! GO FUCKING FIGURE THIS DISRHYTHMIC CRAP WAS THE PRODUCT OF A BUNCH OF MONKEY LIKE NIGGERS HAMMERING THEIR TROMBONES AND SHIT. AND EVER SINCE THAT DARK NEANDERTHAL'S SITTING IN THE FUCKING OVAL OFFICE, HE'S BEEN PLAYING WITH HIS FRUITY-LOOPS AND CUBASE FOR HIS NEXT DEATHCORE PRODUCTION AS THE GENRE SPREADS ACROSS THE CONTINENT LIKE A VIRAL DISEASE AND ALREADY INFUSED INTO PUBLIC POLICIES!

I BET THEY THROW DOWN IN JAIL AS A MANDATORY PROTOCOL EVERY TIME THERE'S A FUCKING RIOT OR JAIL BREAK THOSE FUCKING FAGGOTS.

WHEN OBAMAXOMEGA IS ELECTED FOR ANOTHER TERM HE PROMISES TO DELIVER FURIOUS REIGN OF TERROR ON HIS SOPHOMORE ALBUM AND MAKE AGGRESSIVE CHANGES TO THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. GET READY TO CROWDKILL EVERY MORNING IN YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CLASSES OR FAIL YOUR PHYS-ED YOU STUPID INCOMPETENT FAT WEAKLINGS.