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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Showing posts with label SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. Show all posts

Monday, March 15, 2010

SPEAK OF THE DEVIL - EP

01 MY NAME IS FIRE
02 FORMALDEHYDE & SEEK
03 NAPALM READER
04 MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DOOMSDAY


BRIEF REVIEW:

I FUCKING HATE WHEN I HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AND UNABLE TO UNLEASH IT IN A PUBLIC WASHROOM DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT'S OCCUPIED BY OVER A DOZEN OF INSECURE FUCKING POMPOUS ASSHOLES WHO FEELS THE NEED TO STARE AT THEIR FUCKING HIDEOUS FACES IN THE MIRROR UNTIL THEY CAN FIND A PIECE OF NON-EXISTENT BEAUTY. THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO BEAR IT WITHIN MY ACHING BOWELS MAKES IT AS PAINFUL AS GETTING MY HEAD HALF-CHOPPED OFF BY A GUILLOTINE THAT SUDDENLY JAMMED IN BETWEEN. NEWS FLASH YOU FUCKING HOPELESSLY INSECURE FAGGOTS: IF THE GIRL RIGHT NEXT TO YOU IN THE LECTURE HALL REFUSES TO NOTICE YOU, OR RESPOND TO YOUR SHY ATTEMPTS TO CAPTIVATE THEIR ATTENTION, PERHAPS IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE PHYSICALLY GROTESQUE BEYOND ANY SCIENTIFIC RESCUE OF DERMATOLOGY ADVANCEMENTS. NO NEED TO WASTE MY FUCKING TIME WHILE I SIT BEHIND A TOILET AISLE TOO AFRAID TO UNLOAD MY FUCKING ANAL-BARREL BECAUSE OF THE SPLATTERING NOISE THAT WOULD BE HEARD BY YOU FUCKING UNWANTED COMPANIES OUT THERE. THIS ESPECIALLY APPLIES IF YOU'RE A MEMBER OF A MINORITY ETHNIC DESCENT... THE FACT THAT YOU'RE RACIALLY PROGRAMMED TO BE UNATTRACTIVE OBVIOUSLY DERIVES FROM THE FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT WHITE. STARING AT YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT SELF IN THE REFLECTION UNTIL IT CRACKS ISN'T GOING TO BOOST YOUR SELF ESTEEM ANYTIME SOON YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

BEING HOMELESS AND LIVING OFF A MEASLY WELFARE CHECK ON A MONTHLY BASIS, IT IS COMMON THAT I USE PUBLIC WASHROOMS FOR MY HYGIENIC NEEDS. IT'S OBVIOUS THAT I NEED MY PRIVACY WHEN I PISS, SHIT, AND BATHE CONSECUTIVELY IN THE SAME TOILET (BEFORE EVER FLUSHING IT IN BETWEEN). JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO LOUDLY SING BRING ME THE HOMOZONE TO MYSELF WHILE BATHE USING TOILET PAPERS AS SPONGE, DOES NOT MEAN I ENJOY THE COMPANY OF OTHER PEOPLE IN THE SAME PUBLIC ENVIRONMENT WITH ME. I WISH PUBLIC WASHROOMS WOULD HAVE A "DO NOT DISTURB" NOTICE LIKE THOSE RUN-DOWN PROSTITUTION MOTELS WHICH I USED TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO A FIFTY-FIVE YEAR OLD NIGGER HERMAPHRODITE CRACK ADDICT TO. BUT NOPE, MY MUNICIPAL GOVERNMENT FAILS ME ALMOST EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY AS I LIVE IN PUBLIC LIBRARIES AND SLEEP ON STREETS. I WONDER WHERE THE FUCK MY PAID TAXES GO INTO EVERYDAY WHEN I SHOPLIFT EVERYTHING FROM CHONG'S CONVENIENCE STORE? WHAT THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF IT BESIDES HAVING A GOOK CHASING ME OUT OF HIS STORE WHILE TRYING TO HIT ME WITH A PAIR OF MAGICALLY THICK CHOPSTICKS (THAT IS ONLY 1/1000TH THE LENGTH OF HIS PENIS)? THIS FUCKING SOCIAL SAFETY NET SHIT IS A JOKE, I'M MOVING TO TEXAS WHERE I CAN RIDE ON CHEAP ASS REPUBLIC POLITICIANS LIKE GEORGIE BUSHIE JUNIOR'S FUCKING BALLSACK FOR FREE HANDOUTS. I'LL RIDE AND PROFIT LITERALLY LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.


I'VE BEEN UNEMPLOYED FOR THE PAST FIVE DECADES OF MY SAD, DEPRIVED LIFE. SO I DECIDED TO FUCKING MAKE SOME MONEY OFF RUNNING A WEB BLOG... IT WASN'T UNTIL I FINALLY MADE ALMOST FIFTY CENTS THAT ASSHOLE GOOGLE DECIDED TO HALT MY FUCKING ENTERPRISING TYCOON. FUCK YOU BIG BROTHER... INSTEAD OF WATCHING AND MONITORING MY FREEDOM OF ACTIVITIES IN A VIRTUALLY FRIGHTENING TOTALITARIAN MATRIX, WHY NOT JUST SLIP YOUR OMNIPOTENTLY POWERFUL HANDS INTO MY TIGHT-ASS FASHIONCORE GIRL-PANTS AND MAGICALLY MAKE ME CUM OUT OF MY INFERTILE TESTICULAR SACK THAT WAS PERMANENTLY DEPLETED OF SPERM BACK WHEN I CONSUMED A SHEER VOLUME OF URANIUM FOR CHEAP HIGHS AT THE BACK OF A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT?

I AM A NORMAL PERSON