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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Showing posts with label NORMA JEAN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NORMA JEAN. Show all posts

Saturday, April 4, 2009

NORMA JEAN - THE ANTI-MOTHER

1. Vipers, Snakes, and Actors
2. Self Employed Chemist
3. Birth of the Anti Mother
4. Robots 3 Humans 0
5. Death of the Anti Mother
6. Surrender Your Sons (feat. Chino Moreno and Cove Reber)
7. Murphy Was An Optimist
8. Opposite of Left and Wrong (ft. Page Hamilton)
9. Discipline Your Daughters
10. And There Will Be A Swarm Of Hornets


BRIEF REVIEW:

IN AN INTERVIEW OTHERWISE KNOWN AS A SORRY ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN THEIR OTHERWISE NON-MUNDANE ALBUM TITLE, THESE FAGGOTS QUACKED THE FOLLOWING OUT FROM THEIR LOOSE VAGINAL OPENINGS: "THE ANTI-MOTHER IS A CHARACTER WE CREATED WHICH REPRESENTS ANYTHING DECEPTIVE, AND YET POSSESSES AN OUTWARDLY BEAUTIFUL NATURE." YEAH OKAY THERE YOU FUCKING SHAKESPEARE, YOU DIED FOR FIVE CENTURIES AS A STARVING ARTIST AND NOW YOU'VE REINCARNATED INTO ONE OF THE WORST METALCORE ACTS ON THE PLANET? TOO BAD YOU'RE NEITHER DECEPTIVE NOR BEAUTIFUL IN NATURE... MERELY BALD, HOMOSEXUAL AND BORDERLINE ILLITERATE YOU FUCKING HETEROSEXUALLY-MARRIED HOMOSEXUAL. EVER THOUGHT OF GETTING A JOB IN THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY? THE ONLY COMPLEX POSITION OF YOUR QUALIFIED ABILITIES IS NONE OTHER THAN A JANITORIAL POSITION IN THE BASEMENT OF J.C. PENNY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. AND PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DOODLING BULLSHIT POETRY BEHIND THE DOORS OF THE TOILET ISLES, IT'S MAKING THEIR CUSTOMERS CONSTIPATE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. (ACTUALLY WHAT AM I SAYING... NO, IT'S NOT.)

MAN, I LOVE IT WHEN BANDS ATTEMPT TO BE QUASI-PHILOSOPHICAL IN THIS SORT OF SAID MYTHICALLY-HUMANISTIC MANNER, AND ONLY COME OFF AS SOME DYSLEXIC TEENAGE POET WITH HINTS OF REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALITY. CAN YOU GUYS JUST STICK WITH COMPOSING MUSIC AND REFRAIN TEMPERING WITH ANYTHING SO CONCEPTUALLY CHALLENGED? I'VE READ BIBLES WITH MORE SCIENTIFIC RATIONALITY THAN YOUR HORRENDOUS LYRICS. STOP READING MARGRET ATWOOD BOOKS ON ACID AND THINKING YOU'VE HIT SOME SORT OF NEW TRANSCENDAL UNDERSTANDING TO LIFE, YOU STUPID DUMBASS HEADCASES.

P.S. YOUR MOTHER CALLED AND SHE WANTS Y'ALL TO STOP MAKING MUSIC THAT DISRESPECTS HER TITLE.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

NORMA JEAN - O GOD, THE AFTERMATH

1. Murderotica
2. Vertebraille
3. Bayonetwork
4. Dilemmachine
5. Coffinspire
6. Liarsenic
7. Disconnecktie
8. Absentimental
9. Charactarantula
10. Pretendeavor
11. Scientifiction

BRIEF REVIEW:

HAHAHA READ THESE FUNNY TITLES FROM A BUNCH OF FUCKING FAGGOT GOOFS WHO MUST THINK THEY'RE LINGUISTIC MAJORS OR SOMETHING! TOO BAD YOU WASTED THE LAST HALF DECADE TOURING YOUR STUPID LIFE AWAY WHILE YOUR CONTEMPORARY PEERS WERE BUSY GETTING ON WITH THEIR LIFE, AND GETTING MARRIED AND BREEDING NASTY-ASS DEFORMED KIDS. I LOVE BANDS THAT PLAY ON ENGLISH WORDS IN ORDER TO CREATE SOMETHING OF AN ARTISTIC OR EXPRESSIVE CONTEXT. BUT YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF REWRITING THE DICTIONARY, MAYBE YOU CAN GO BACK AND WORK ON SOME OF YOUR HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MUSIC YOU FUCKING SCENE KIDS. I MEAN, SHAKESPEARE WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD OF YOU, BUT TOO BAD SHAKESPEARE IS OLD, BALD, FAT, GAY AND PLUS HE'S FUCKING DEAD. OH WAIT... I'VE JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!!!! AM I SHAKESPEARE'S REINCARNATION THEN?!

THIS REVELATION IS FUCKING FRIGHTENING AS HELL! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE MADE SUCH A BOLD DISCOVERY IN THE NICK OF A SECOND!! SHOWER ME WITH LOVE AND ATTENTION LIKE I'VE NEVER RECEIVED IN MY GOD-FORSAKEN LIFE!! PLEASE?

I PLUG MY DICK INTO MY ASSHOLE AND JERK AN ABUNDANCE OF SPERM INTO IT IN ORDER TO LUBRICATE THE NEXT SET OF TRAIN THAT OTHERWISE WOULD ENCOUNTER A GREAT DEAL OF DIFFICULTY CHOO-CHOOING OUT OF THE VILE AND DARKENED CAVE

Friday, January 23, 2009

Monday, November 17, 2008

NORMA JEAN - REDEEMER

1. A Grand Scene For A Color Film 3:24
2. Blueprints For Future Homes 2:49
3. A Small Spark vs. A Great Forest 4:59
4. A Temperamental Widower 2:46
5. The End Of All Things Will Be Televised 5:11
6. Songs Sound Much Sadder 3:04
7. The Longest Lasting Statement 2:47
8. Amnesty Please 4:14
9. Like Swimming Circles 3:04
10. Cemetery Like A Stage 4:26
11. No Passenger : No Parasite 4:58


BRIEF REVIEW:

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND THIS ALBUM COVER EXTREMELY FUCKING HILARIOUS? SOME INSIGNIFICANT FEMME-WHORE GETTING HER FACE PECKED OUT BY SOME ATROCIOUSLY GAY WILDLIFE! HAHAHAHA TAKE THAT YOU RADICAL FEMINIST BITCHES, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE THE KITCHEN AND PROTEST FOR GENDER EQUALITY WHEN YOUR GROTESQUE CRANIUM IS BEING PECKED OUT BY A THICK BEAK? FUCKING FAGGOT WOMEN, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT DOING MY LAUNDRIES FROM THE BOXERS I HAVEN'T CHANGED IN MONTHS-ON-END!

I DIDN'T GET MARRIED FOR JUST THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATION YOU DUMB BITCHES, GET TO WORK! MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND GO DUST MY BOOKSHELVES OR SOMETHING.