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Showing posts with label DESPISED ICON. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DESPISED ICON. Show all posts

Saturday, October 2, 2010

DESPISED ICON & BODY IN THE GEARS OF THE APPARATUS - SPLIT

Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus
1. War Engine 02:18
2. Problem, Response, Solution 02:45
3. Xenophobic Hate Machine 02:06

Despised Icon
4. One Last Martini (But You'll Never Notice) 03:28
5. Oval Shaped Incisions 04:00
6. Sever The Ties 03:49

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BRIEF REVIEW:

SPLIT ALBUMS ARE FOR BANDS SO FUCKING SHITTY THAT THEY CANNOT POSSIBLY AFFORD TO PRODUCE AN ENTIRE ALBUM FOR THEMSELVES. GREAT MARKETING SCHEME FAGGOTS, I WONDER HOW YOU GUYS SHARE THE WEALTH WHICH YOU GET OFF NOBODY BUYING YOUR RECORDS. ESPECIALLY BIGOTA... WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY A TYPE-O MISTAKE FOR "BIGOTS" SINCE THE A KEY IS RIGHT BESIDE THE S. GREAT NAME TO FIT YOUR BAND YOU FUCKING TARD ANIMALS!

LET'S SEE, BACK TO THE BUSINESS MODEL... IF YOU GUYS COLLECTIVELY PRODUCED A THOUSAND COPIES OF THESE DISCS, I ASSUME EACH BAND RECEIVES FIVE HUNDRED COPIES EACH AFTER SPLITTING THE COSTS HALF/HALF. BUT THEN WE HAVE A DILEMMA, HOW THE FUCK IS BODIES IN THE GEARS OF THE APPARATUS GOING TO MAKE EVEN HALF AS MUCH IN AS DESPISED ICON, WHEN COMPARED IN A GIVEN TIMEFRAME? DESPISED ICON IS THE MONOPOLY OF THE SIXTEEN YEAR OLD DEATHCORE SCENE, AND THEY'RE ON TOUR ONCE AROUND NORTH AMERICA PER WEEK. THEIR MERCH'S GET SOLD FASTER THAN GONORRHEA IN THE AFRICAN BROTHEL INDUSTRY. WHAT THE FUCK DOES BIGOTA DO? THEY SIT THE FUCK HOME IN THEIR STUPID SMALL TOWN AND PLAY HICKY TECHY-THRASHY CRAPPITY CRAP FOR THEIR CRAB-INFESTED FAMILIES (WHO OBVIOUSLY CANNOT STAND THE MUSIC BUT JUST GOES FOR THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT). WHAT AN AMAZING MUSICAL CAREER BOYS AND GIRLS. YOU'RE FINALLY DOING WHAT YOU'VE WANTED TO DO YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE, FOR THE LOVE!

NO NEED TO GET INTO HOW I'M JUST A BITTER OLD GEEZER WHO'S NEVER EXPERIENCED THE PLEASURE OR THRILL OF DOING ANYTHING FUN IN LIFE. I'M AGING SO FAST THAT I'M RAPIDLY APPROACHING DEATH WITH THIS SIXTY OF SAILOR JERRY FLOODING INTO MY SYSTEM. MY KIDNEY IS SLOWLY FAILING. I GUESS THIS ERODES MY DREAM OF STARTING A ONE-MAN BAND PLAYING NOTHING BUT BREAKDOWNS... BUT THAT'S COOL BECAUSE XLIFERUINERX ALREADY HELD THAT DOWN SINCE THEY HAD ANY TALENT (WHICH WAS NEVER). HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  I'M SO FED UP WITH THAT BAND I'M GOING TO BOMB TRIBUNAL RECORDS! (JUST KIDDING, DON'T PROSECUTE ME I'M INNOCENT). I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING TO TRIBUNAL RECORDS, I MIGHT JUST END UP KILLING WHITNEY DEAD. BUT I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT STRAPPING A FUCKING BOMB TO MY CHEST AND GO IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME MOSQUE AND SCREAM "DEAR FAGGOT ALLAH HOW ABOUT A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE?". I'M SURE ALLAH THE FAGGOT WILL ENJOY THE MEDICINE VERY MUCH, MORE THAN THE FUCKING OPIUM AND POPPY SEEDS GROWING IN THE FRINGE AREAS OF AFGHANISTAN THAT ATTRIBUTES TO 99.99% OF HEROINE DISTRIBUTED INTERNATIONALLY BY FUCKING TALIBAN RAGHEADS. GO JIHAD MY LEFT NUT.

IF YOU READ UP TO THIS FAR YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD

Sunday, November 2, 2008

DESPISED ICON - THE HEALING PROCESS

1 Bulletproof Scales
2 Silver Plated Advocate
3 Immaculate
4 Warm Blood
5 Retina
6 The Sunset Will Never Charm Us
7 As Bridges Burn
8 Harvesting The Deceased
9 End This Day


BRIEF REVIEW:

THE HEALING PROCESS? HA! WHAT A JOKE! I WILL NEVER FULLY RECOVER FROM THE IRREVERSIBLE VERBAL TRAUMA YOU LOSERS HAVE UNFORTUNATELY INFLICTED UPON MY DREADFULLY DAMAGED SOUL! BOOHOO! THE LAST TIME I CRIED OVER THIS MISERY OTHERWISE KNOWN AS MY PITIFUL WEBSITE, MY FAMILY MEMBERS HAD A BUILD A CANNOE JUST TO FLOAT ACROSS THE BASEMENT TO ACCESS THE TOILET.

JUST KIDDING, I LIVE IN A GROUP HOME AND DON'T HAVE A FAMILY. EVEN IF I DID, THEY WOULDN'T ACCESS A TOILET TO TAKE A CRAP IN. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE? MODERNIZED INDIVIDUALS? YOU'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS. IF IT WASN'T FOR EXPLOITING THE INTERNET TO PISS YOU FUCKERS OFF, WE'D BE A BUNCH OF AMISH MORMONS RAISING HORSES INSIDE CANDLE-LIT BARNYARDS. ELECTRICITY IS EQUIVALENT TO THE TOOL OF THE DEVIL!

MY DICK JUST BENT A LITTLE

Saturday, November 1, 2008

DESPISED ICON - THE ILLS OF MODERN MAN

1. In The Arms Of Perdition
2. Furtive Monologue
3. Quarantine
4. The Ills Of Modern Man
5. A Fractured Hand
6. Sheltered Reminiscence
7. Nameless
8. Tears Of The Blameless
9. Oval Shaped Incisions
10. Fainted Blue Ornaments


BRIEF REVIEW:

TOO HUNG OVER TO BE TYPING IN THE FORM OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING RAMPANT CLOSET-DWELLING HOMOSEXUALS! MAYBE IF FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIVES YOU'D REFRAIN FROM BEING SUCH A BIG BULGING FAGGOT THEN I'D SPARE THE MINUTE OF TIME TO SPEAK TO YOU IN MY BUSY BUSY LIFE! FUCK OFF GIMPS I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP.

AND NO I WILL NOT BEND OVER TO FULFILL ANY OF YOUR PRISON-RAPE TENDENCIES!

Friday, October 31, 2008

DESPISED ICON - CONSUMED BY YOUR POISON

1. Compelled to Copulate
2. Poissonnariat
3. Grade a-One
4. Le Chene et le Roseau
5. Dead King
6. Absolu
7. Fashionable
8. Interfere in Your Days
9. Clef de Voute
10. Despise the Icons
11. Poissonnariat - (2006 Re-recorded Version)
12. Compelled to Copulate - (2006 Re-recorded Version)


Brief Review:

WHO WOULD LIKE TO CONSUME THE POISON EXCRETED OUT FROM MY BEAUTIFULLY THICK PENILE GLAND? IT'S A FRESH DOSE FOR YOUR DAILY INTAKE OF NUTRITION, PERFECT FOR THOSE WORKING OUT TO THROWDOWN TO THIS ALBUM! FAT FREE, GUARANTEED! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOTS? CAN'T LOSE A TINY BIT OF WEIGHT? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU FILTHY AMERICANS TODAY... I BET IF A FEW OF YOU HEROIC MARTYRS FLOPPED YOUR OBESE BELLIES IN FRONT OF THE TERRORIST AIRPLANES DURING 9/11, YOU WOULD HAVE BLOCKED YOUR NATION FROM ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST TERRORS OF ALL! IN THE MEANWHILE, HAVE ANOTHER CHEESEBURGER YOU FAGGOTS!