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Thursday, November 5, 2009

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS - WORSE THAN A FAIRY TALE

2. Bye Bye Blues (the Whole West Coast Is Ruined)
3. Donner, Party Of Five
4. Drawing The Devil
5. I Want To Master Life And Death
6. It Sounded Like An Accident
7. It's Pretty Hard To Beat The King
8. Pleasure To End All Pleasures
9. Red Or White Wine?
10. Saylor Lake
11. They'll Never Get Me (Word With You)
12. Worse Than A Fairy Tale

BRIEF REVIEW:

THE HILARITY OF THIS ALBUM COVER IS ASTOUNDING. THE PATHOLOGICALLY PSYCHOTIC MENTAL PEDOPHILE -- IMPLICITY THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY LEAD SINGER OF THIS FAGGOT BAND -- SITS IN FRONT OF THE BULLETIN BOARD ON THE WALL OF HIS ROOM AND STARES AT THE NUMEROUS MISSING BOYS REPORTS FROM HIS DAILY SUBSCRIBED CHRONICLES. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE FRIGHTENING ALLEGORIES HERE, THE STORY IS EASIER TO UNDERSTAND THAN IT LOOKS.

THE STORY BEHIND THIS FUCKING FAGGOT PHOTO FOR THE ALBUM COVER HERE, IS PROBABLY THAT THE GUY WENT A LITTLE FUCKING COOKOO DURING HIS QUARTER LIFE CRISIS LIFE CRISIS AFTER LEARNING THAT NOBODY PAST THE YEAR OF THIRTEEN ENJOYS HIS BAND. REALIZING HE'S AT LEAST DOUBLE THE AGE OF MOST OF HIS DEAF MYSPACE COMBOVER COMMUNITY, HE GOES ON A FUCKING HIGH-PROFILE SUBURBAN RAMPAGE KILLING EVERY ELEMENTARY SCHOOLED EMO FAGGOT THAT MAY HAVE THREW DOWN AT THEIR GAY SHOWS. HE THEN STAPLES ALL THE MISSING CHILDREN'S REPORT ON HIS WALL AND WANKS OFF TO THE THOUGHT OF STINKING DEAD ROTTEN TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYS BURIED UNDER DEVOURED BY MAGGOTS THREE FEET UNDERGROUND. HOW FUCKING DELIGHTFUL YOU PERVERTED FETISHIST, MUST YOU REALLY SHOOT A CONCEPT ALBUM-COVER BASED ON IT?!

I SERIOUSLY CANNOT STAND THIS BAND. I REMEMBER THREE YEARS BACK WHEN EVERY BAND MEMBER FOR THIS ACT UNANIMOUSLY HAD THE SAME FUCKING LOUSY FAGGOT EMO HAIRCUT. I SWEAR I THOUGHT THEY WERE INCESTUAL QUINTUPLETS OR SOMETHING. THAT WAS, UNTIL THEY TURNED TWENTY AND EXPERIENCED PERMANENT HAIRLOSS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR BALDING LIVES. I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS WANKING INTO EACH OTHER'S SCALP DOES NOT STIMULATE HAIR GROWTH, IN FACT IT DOES THE OPPOSITE!


HAHAHAH THESE FAGGOTS USED TO COMPOSE SONGS BASED ON STUPID ILLUSIONARY ROMEO AND JULIET SCENARIOS. C'MON, YOU'RE MORE LIKE ROMEOS AND ROMEOS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. MIXING FIVE ROMEOS TOGETHER IN A HOMOEROTICALLY VIOLENT BUKKAKKE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A HARDCORE THROWDOWN PIT FOR DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. MAN, THE LAST TIME I CHECKED IN THE MIRROR FOR HOW DROP DEAD GORGEOUS I WAS, THERE WAS NEVER ANY GORGEOUSNESS. I MERELY DROPPED DEAD. OH THE FUCKING AGONY.

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