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THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

AS I LAY DYING - SHADOWS ARE SECURITY

BRIEF REVIEW:

BOO HOO HOO, AS I LAY CRYING... FUCKING CRY A NEW MYSPACE RIVER YOU FUCKING NU-METAL TOURING SELLOUT FAGGOTS. A BAND CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE THAN A BAND THAT RECENTLY TOURED WITH SHITKNOT AND DEVILDRIVERS... INTRODUCING AS I LAY FRYING ON A STOVE OF FUCKING SHIT MUSIC! HOLY FUCKING MAINSTREAM GIMMICKED FAGGOTRY. YOU KNOW YOUR BAND MUST FUCKING SUCK ASS AND YOU'RE DYING FOR EXPOSURE IF YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED TO TOUR WITH SMELLY SHITKNOT IN ORDER TO GET AN OUNCE OF EXPOSURE.

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE FUCKING NU-METAL MALLCORE MOVEMENT A DECADE AGO WHEN FUCKING CLOWNY LITTLE GOTHIC LITTLE DREADLOCK FAGGOTS WEAR A DOG COLLAR LIKE THEY'RE HIDEOUS LITTLE PETS AND TUNE THEIR GUITAR DOWN TO DROP A AND PLAY THE OPEN CHORD THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SONG? I'VE HEARD FUCKING ANIMALS COMPOSE NOISE IN THEIR PLAYPENS IN THE NATIONAL ZOO YOU FUCKING MISERABLE FAGGOTS. EVERY TIME I SAW SOME MALLCORE SHITHEAD WITH TEN POUNDS OF FACIAL PIERCING INTERLOCKED WITH WALLET CHAINS HANGNIG DOWN FROM THEIR FACE ALL THE WAY TO THEIR ASS, I FUCKING RUSHED TO THE PET STORE AND ADVISED THEM THAT THEY HAD A BUNCH OF ESCAPED ANIMALS. SEEING THAT THEY'RE INFLUENCED BY FAGGOTS LIKE JONOTHAN DAVIS AND DEZ FAFARA, IT'S NO WONDER THAT THEY BARK LIKE DOGS AS WELL... HAHAHAHA. COAL CHAMBER SUCKED THE SCROTUM JUICE OUT OF MY PACKAGE. IF I HAD A FUCKING DOG, I'D NAME HIM FAFARA TOO (EXCEPT I'LL GLADLY REPLACE "FARA" WITH "GGOT".)

THESE NU-METAL GOTH HEADS WERE FUNNY BACK THEN BECAUSE BECAUSE TEN YEARS DOWN THE LINE WITH THE FAILURE OF THEIR HORRENDOUSLY NON-TALENT NU-METAL BANDS, THESE DRONES EXPERIENCE SOME BITTER FUCKING BAND (AS WELL AS GAY RELATIONSHIP) BREAKUPS, THEY REALIZE THE INABILITY GO ATTAIN A JOB WITH THE NINETY-FIVE PERMANENT HOLES AND INK MARKS ON THEIR FUCKING FACES. YOU FUCKING PATHETIC NU-METAL ASSCLOWNS. I RECOMMEND Y'ALL GO JOIN THE CIRCUS YOU FUCKING MISERABLE HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT FAGGOTS.

HOLY SHIT JUST AS I THOUGHT MY LIFE SUCKED, YOU GOTHIC INDUSTRIAL-RAMMESTEIN GOTHIC TRENCHCOAT ANIMALS ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER LIKE THE THERAPEUTIC CAGED ANIMALS YOU ARE.

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