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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Monday, November 9, 2009

CATHERINE - The Naturals

2. The Naturals
3. Tailor
4. Light Brite
5. Dear Elizabeth
6. Fallacy
7. Though Art A Villain
8. Let's Pretend Like It's 1910
9. To Be Specific
10. Praise The Night Time

BRIEF REVIEW:

"HI FANS, WE ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING STRONG TESTOSTERONE-CHARGED ALPHA MALES WHO PLAY IN A TOUGH GUY METALCORE BAND NAMED AFTER A COMMON GIRL". WANNA BE OUR FRIENDS? NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIENDS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. BUT I DO WANT TO FUCK YOUR FAIRY WOMAN CATHERINE, THEN FOLLOWED BY ALL YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED THIRTEEN YEAR OLD SISTERS. IN ORDER TO RELIEVE MYSELF OF THE SWEATY PARANOIA THAT THE FBI MIGHT BE INVESTIGATING MY CASE FOR FORNICATING SO MANY UNDERAGED MINORS, I PROCEED TO RAPE ALL THEIR GRANDMOTHERS IN ORDER TO MAKE UP FOR THE DIFFERENCE IN THE LEGAL AGE WHICH I INITIALLY LACKED. I'M ALMOST AS AMAZING CRAWLING THROUGH LOOPHOLES IN THE LAWS AS I AM CRAWLING MY TINY PEEWEES THROUGH PRE-PUBSCENT TIGHTY-WHITEY HOLES THAT I SWEAR TO GOD I CAN PRACTICE LAW. THAT'S WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS MORE, PEDOPHILE LAWYERS CAPABLE OF DEFENDING THEMSELVES IN COURT!


LAST TIME I BLEW A CHUNK OUT OF MY PROPELLING DICK, I DECIDED TO AIM IT STRAIGHT INTO A PUBLIC BASKETBALL NET. THE POOL OF SEMEN ENDED UP LANDING ON AKEELE'S LARGE NIGGER FOREHEAD. I LEARNED THAT I WASN'T INITIALLY AWARE OF THE FACT THAT THERE WAS A BASKETBALL GAME GOING ON. WHAT HAPPENED THROUGHOUT THE NEXT FIFTEEN HOURS INVOLVED SERIES OF UNCONSCIOUSLY-BEATEN KIDNAPPINGS BEFORE AN ENDLESS AMOUNT OF UNSPEAKABLE PLEASURES STIMULATED BY VARIOUS BARRELS OF NINE MILLIMETER HANDGUNS IN A DARK CORRIDORS INSIDE OF TORN-DOWN BUILDINGS THAT MY DAILY TAXES PAID TO SUBSIDIZE. FEELING AS IF I`VE BEEN VIOLATED, I PROCEED TO CALL THE PEDOPHILE LAWYER WHO REPRSENT ME IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE. IT TURNED OUT THAT HE WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR SERVICE AS HE WAS AWAY FOR "VACATION" IN THAILAND FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME THIS WEEK. AHHH!!!!! SOMEBODY FUCK ME!!!

OHH WAIT, NEVERMIND... THEY ARE ALREADY. HEHEHEH EHEHEHE HEHEHEHE HEHEHE LOLOLOL

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