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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

E-TOWN CONCRETE - TIME 2 SHINE

03. Hindsight
04. 4 The Fame
05. Cycles
06. Justwatchastep
07. One Life To Live
08. Hold Up
09. I Got This
10. End Of The Rainbow


BRIEF REVIEW:

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE HOW THE NEW YORK - AS WELL AS NEW JERSEY, I GUESS - HARDCORE AND HIP HOP MOVEMENT BLEW UP SO FAST IN THE NINETIES, HAND IN HAND. I APPLAUD THESE FAGGOT LITTLE GANGSTERS FOR BETRAYING THEIR PALE RACES WITH SUCH RHYMING BULLSHIT. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IN LESS THAN TEN YEARS IN ORDER TO BE AN ENTERTAINMENT ICON, YOU HAD TO FUCKING PRANCE AROUND THE CAMERA WITH A LOT OF UNRELEASED TESTOSTERONES LIKE EVERY SINGLE RAPPER TRY TO BE? STRICTLY UNNECESSARY YOU FUCKING NASTY ASS SUBHUMAN APES. IF YOU WANT TO BE EXHIBITED IN THAT VERY MANNER, ALL WE GOTTA DO IS JUST DROP A FUCKING BIG ARIEL CAGE OVER THE BRONX AND WATCH YOU SAVAGE ANIMALS PLAY PREDATOR AND PREY YOU FUCKING UNDER-EVOLVED AFRICAN BABOONS!

WHENEVER I SEE THE TITLE OF THIS ALBUM, "TIME TO SHINE", I'M TORTURED BY THOSE STUPID VAIN FUCKING SLANTY-EYED CHINKY GOOKS WHO CAMPS OUT IN THE PUBLIC WASHROOM OF MY INSTITUTION ON A DAILY BASIS, STARING AT THEMSELVES ENDLESSLY IN THE MIRROR HOPING TO SEE A GLIMMER OF BEAUTY FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR INNER SECURITY. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS YOU HANDICAPPED NIPS?! CAN YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE THE WASHROOM FOR ME TO UNLEASH MY FUCKING BROWN SLUSHY AVALANCHE IN PEACE YOU YELLOW SARS-CLOWNS? HOW ABOUT I PUT YOU IN A CAGE OF THE BRONX FOR YOU TO CHASE THOSE MONKEYS YOU FUCKING MONKEY CHASERS? UNBELIEVABLE, JUST UNBELIEVABLE. BUT NO, THAT WOULD BE POLITICALLY INCORRECT. ALRIGHT THEN, FINE. LOCKED IN THE PUBLIC WASHROOMS, THEY SHALL REMAIN.

SO AS MR. WONG REMAINS IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR, I FELT THE URGE OF AN UNCONTROLLABLE POOL OF DIARRHEA GUSHING OUT OF MY UNSANITARY RECTAL TUBE. BR00000SH! IT ALL CAME OUT AT ONCE, SPLASHING AND OVERFLOWING THE TOILET. IT WAS SO VILE EVERYWHERE I HEARD THAT GOOK CHUCKLING AT ME FROM THE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET STALL. I WAS SO FUCKING FURIOUS THAT I RAN OUTSIDE OF MY TOILET STALL WHILE HALF NAKED AND SHOVED HIS BIG SQUARE HEAD DOWN THE TOILET BEFORE FLUSHING HIM DOWN WITH THE HELP OF A PLUNGER. AND JUST AS I THOUGHT I'VE DONE ENOUGH TO RUIN HIS LIFE, I RECEIVED A FUCKING TELEGRAM THE NEXT DAY FROM THAT FUCKING BASTARD, THANKING ME FOR SAVING HIM A $1000 AIRPLANE TICKET DUE TO THE FACT THAT I FLUSHED HIM SO FAR DEEP DOWN THE PIPES THAT HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD RIGHT ON TOP OF CHINA!! FUCK MY STUPID LIFE!!

WING WANG WONG WONG BELIEVE ME NEVER WRONG WHEN I ASK YOU TO SUCKIE ON MY DING DONG


P.S. I REALIZED THERE'S BEEN AN ENTRY IN THE PAST THAT'S AWFULLY SIMILAR TO THIS AFOREMENTIONED NON-FICTIONAL STORY. SO JUST FOR CLARIFICATION, BELIEVE IT OR NOT: THERE HAS BEEN MORE THAN THREE INCIDENTS THIS HAS HAPPENED THROUGHOUT THE PAST YEAR WITH TERRIBLY INSECURE GGOOKS IN PUBLIC WASHROOMS, GAZING AT THEMSELVES IN THE FUCKING MIRROR, NOT ALLOWING ME TO TAKE MY VILE DUMPS IN PEACE BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY HOPING TO GOD THEY'RE NOT THE HIDEOUS WRECKS WHICH THEY IN FACT ARE.

1 comment:

Porkstick said...

Perhaps you should actually listen to this band before you judge them as gangsta wannabes. They aren't talking about shit they never did. They say, "We keep it more gangsta than most of ya." Because they do. How many mainstream rappers do you think truly sold crack, kill people, and live in real poverty?