04. 4 The Fame
05. Cycles
06. Justwatchastep
07. One Life To Live
08. Hold Up
09. I Got This
10. End Of The Rainbow
WHENEVER I SEE THE TITLE OF THIS ALBUM, "TIME TO SHINE", I'M TORTURED BY THOSE STUPID VAIN FUCKING SLANTY-EYED CHINKY GOOKS WHO CAMPS OUT IN THE PUBLIC WASHROOM OF MY INSTITUTION ON A DAILY BASIS, STARING AT THEMSELVES ENDLESSLY IN THE MIRROR HOPING TO SEE A GLIMMER OF BEAUTY FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR INNER SECURITY. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS YOU HANDICAPPED NIPS?! CAN YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE THE WASHROOM FOR ME TO UNLEASH MY FUCKING BROWN SLUSHY AVALANCHE IN PEACE YOU YELLOW SARS-CLOWNS? HOW ABOUT I PUT YOU IN A CAGE OF THE BRONX FOR YOU TO CHASE THOSE MONKEYS YOU FUCKING MONKEY CHASERS? UNBELIEVABLE, JUST UNBELIEVABLE. BUT NO, THAT WOULD BE POLITICALLY INCORRECT. ALRIGHT THEN, FINE. LOCKED IN THE PUBLIC WASHROOMS, THEY SHALL REMAIN.
SO AS MR. WONG REMAINS IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR, I FELT THE URGE OF AN UNCONTROLLABLE POOL OF DIARRHEA GUSHING OUT OF MY UNSANITARY RECTAL TUBE. BR00000SH! IT ALL CAME OUT AT ONCE, SPLASHING AND OVERFLOWING THE TOILET. IT WAS SO VILE EVERYWHERE I HEARD THAT GOOK CHUCKLING AT ME FROM THE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET STALL. I WAS SO FUCKING FURIOUS THAT I RAN OUTSIDE OF MY TOILET STALL WHILE HALF NAKED AND SHOVED HIS BIG SQUARE HEAD DOWN THE TOILET BEFORE FLUSHING HIM DOWN WITH THE HELP OF A PLUNGER. AND JUST AS I THOUGHT I'VE DONE ENOUGH TO RUIN HIS LIFE, I RECEIVED A FUCKING TELEGRAM THE NEXT DAY FROM THAT FUCKING BASTARD, THANKING ME FOR SAVING HIM A $1000 AIRPLANE TICKET DUE TO THE FACT THAT I FLUSHED HIM SO FAR DEEP DOWN THE PIPES THAT HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD RIGHT ON TOP OF CHINA!! FUCK MY STUPID LIFE!!
WING WANG WONG WONG BELIEVE ME NEVER WRONG WHEN I ASK YOU TO SUCKIE ON MY DING DONG
1 comment:
Perhaps you should actually listen to this band before you judge them as gangsta wannabes. They aren't talking about shit they never did. They say, "We keep it more gangsta than most of ya." Because they do. How many mainstream rappers do you think truly sold crack, kill people, and live in real poverty?
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