2. ALL FROM THE PAST
3. CIRCUIT
4. MOVE TOWARDS
5. GLOBAL DOMINATION
6. WAITING
7. FORCE OF CHANGE
8. WISH I KNEW
9. BLISTERED
10. WILL TO DIE
11. GREY
12. THROUGH AND THROUGH
13. AM I THE ONLY ONE
14. WAITING
15. WHAT WILL REMAIN
16. INNER STRUGGLE
17. QUESTION MARK
WHEN YOU READ OR HEAR ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE "RARE AND UNRELEASED TRACKS", IT MERELY MEANS ALL THE FUCKING TIMES THEY COMPOSED SONGS TOO FUCKING SHITTY TO RELEASE, DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY WERE PROBABLY STONED AND SCREWED AROUND THEIR EXPENSIVE PRACTICE STUDIO AND ENDED UP WASTING TOO MUCH TIME, IS FINALLY OUT. THIS IS CONSTRUCTIVE FOR MAKING SOME MONEY OFF THEIR NAIVE FANS, WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT FINALLY DENTING THEIR INHERENTLY NON-POSITIVE REPUTATION. MY LIFE HAS BEEN A FUCKING STRIFE LISTENING TO YOUR DEAD END NOISE POLLUTION YOU ABOMINABLE HARDCORE APES. BUT THAT'S FINE. BECAUSE WHILE YOU'RE ALL LOOKING FOR A JOB IN YOUR NEAREST WALMART, YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD'S HUMAN RESOURCE MANAGEMENT HAS PREPARED A JOB APPLICATION THAT'S EXACTLY SUITABLE TO YOUR SPECIAL NATURE.
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