1. Get Free From Fear2. Pacto De Sangre
3. Tu Muerte Es Nuestro Renacer
4. Agonia
5. Sunset
6. Burning The Paradise
7. Gemidos De Un Mundo En Decadencia
8. 500 Años
9. Desiertos De Amargura
BRIEF REVIEW:
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT ... SO THIS BAND IS FOREIGN, AND IT SUCKS ASS. WOW, GO FUCKING FIGURE YOU INCOMPETENT NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING FAGGOTS. YOU STUPID WORTHLESS SCUMS' ATTEMPT TO SPEAK OUR NATIVE TONGUE IS JUST AS BAD AS WHEN I TRY TO GET MYSELF LAID. IT'S A SHAME YOU COULD NOT HAVE BEEN CONCEIVED IN THE STATES TO A VERY POSSIBLE CRACKWHORE WHO FUCKED A DONKEY IN ARKANSAS PRIOR TO BEING PREGNANT. BUT YUP, THAT'S WHERE NINETY PERCENT OF OUR POPULATION WAS PROCREATED FROM! GENETIC CROSS-BREEDING RITUALS THAT I'VE ALSO BEEN EXPERIMENTING THROUGHOUT THE PAST DECADE OF MY LIFE! LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, HALF-CONSCIOUS HORSIES WILL NEVER SAY NO TO YOU, WILL THEY?
LAST TIME I ENTERED A FARM TO MILK A COW LATE INTO THE MIDNIGHT WHEN THE FARMERS SLEPT, ONE ENDED UP SHITTING ALL OVER MY BEAUTIFUL FACE. BEING BLINDED BY A GIGANTIC PILE OF DOODOO ALL OVER MY FUCKING EYES, I RAN MY MOUTH RIGHT INTO THE NEXT HORSE'S DICK. THINKING IT'S A THICK ROPE FOR MY EMERGENCY ESCAPE, I HUNG ON TO IT UNTIL IT SIMPLY TORN OFF FROM THE ANIMAL'S BODY. HAPPILY WALKING AWAY WITH THE HORSE'S ENTIRELY DETACHED DICK, I MANAGED TO FEED MY ADOPTED NIGGER FAMILY OF ELEVEN FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS WITHOUT BEING SHOT UP THROUGH THE WINDOWS OF THE ROOM WHERE I SLEPT!
THE QUALITY OF LIFE WE LIVE IN THAT MINISCULE WELFARE BUNGALOW WHERE WE COMPACTLY SQUEEZE INTO IS ABSOLUTELY HORRID TO SAY THE LEAST. EVERY TIME I UNLEASH MY BROWN TURD-DEMONS FROM MY INTERNAL SYSTEM, MY TOILET ALWAYS CLOGS UP AND THE BASIN WATER RISES LIKE THE TIDAL WAVES DURING AN ECLIPSE. MAKING THE MISTAKE OF FLUSHING TWICE EVERY TIME THIS HAPPENS, THE BASIN WATER RISES ABOVE THE RIM OF THE TOILET SEAT, SENDING MY SHIT FLOATING OUT OF THE TOILET BOWL AND ONTO THE GROUND. EXTREMELY WORRIED, I QUICKLY PICK MY SHIT NUGGETS UP BY HAND ONE BY ONE AND WRAP IT IN ALUMINUM FOIL BEFORE MICROWAVING IT FOR DINNER. WHAT'S WRONG WITH A LITTLE BIT OF RECYCLING? AM I NOT BEING ECOLOGICALLY FRIENDLY SINCE WE LIVE IN A GREEN WORLD NOWADAYS?
MILK ME LIKE A BARN ANIMAL YOU FUCKING SEXUALLY AROUSING FAGGOTS
LAST TIME I ENTERED A FARM TO MILK A COW LATE INTO THE MIDNIGHT WHEN THE FARMERS SLEPT, ONE ENDED UP SHITTING ALL OVER MY BEAUTIFUL FACE. BEING BLINDED BY A GIGANTIC PILE OF DOODOO ALL OVER MY FUCKING EYES, I RAN MY MOUTH RIGHT INTO THE NEXT HORSE'S DICK. THINKING IT'S A THICK ROPE FOR MY EMERGENCY ESCAPE, I HUNG ON TO IT UNTIL IT SIMPLY TORN OFF FROM THE ANIMAL'S BODY. HAPPILY WALKING AWAY WITH THE HORSE'S ENTIRELY DETACHED DICK, I MANAGED TO FEED MY ADOPTED NIGGER FAMILY OF ELEVEN FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS WITHOUT BEING SHOT UP THROUGH THE WINDOWS OF THE ROOM WHERE I SLEPT!
THE QUALITY OF LIFE WE LIVE IN THAT MINISCULE WELFARE BUNGALOW WHERE WE COMPACTLY SQUEEZE INTO IS ABSOLUTELY HORRID TO SAY THE LEAST. EVERY TIME I UNLEASH MY BROWN TURD-DEMONS FROM MY INTERNAL SYSTEM, MY TOILET ALWAYS CLOGS UP AND THE BASIN WATER RISES LIKE THE TIDAL WAVES DURING AN ECLIPSE. MAKING THE MISTAKE OF FLUSHING TWICE EVERY TIME THIS HAPPENS, THE BASIN WATER RISES ABOVE THE RIM OF THE TOILET SEAT, SENDING MY SHIT FLOATING OUT OF THE TOILET BOWL AND ONTO THE GROUND. EXTREMELY WORRIED, I QUICKLY PICK MY SHIT NUGGETS UP BY HAND ONE BY ONE AND WRAP IT IN ALUMINUM FOIL BEFORE MICROWAVING IT FOR DINNER. WHAT'S WRONG WITH A LITTLE BIT OF RECYCLING? AM I NOT BEING ECOLOGICALLY FRIENDLY SINCE WE LIVE IN A GREEN WORLD NOWADAYS?
YOU FAGGOTS ARE JUST JEALOUS OF WHAT I'VE GOT GOING FOR MY LIFE!
1 comment:
I'm really happy for you, but this:
"HAPPILY WALKING AWAY WITH A THE ENTIRE PIECE OF THE HORSE'S DETACHED
DICK..."
needs to change please, thanks.
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