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THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

A TEXTBOOK TRAGEDY - INTIMIDATOR

01. If You Want Blood…
02. Bottomfeeders
03. WWJOCD
04. Dude, I’m On Alesse
05. Intimidator
06. The Gospel According To Textbook (Instrumental)
07. Who Invited Zentner?
08. Godspeed, Centipede
09. Stay Out Of Riverdale
10. Cathy Rattlesnake
11. Total Immoral
12. Start The Reactor


BRIEF REVIEW:

I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK STILL LISTENS TO THIS GODDAMN CRAP UP TO THIS DAY. CAN YOU MOSH TO IT? NO. SING TO IT? NO. SLEEP TO IT? NO. PLAY AN INSTRUMENT TO IT? NO. ENJOY IT WHATSOEVER? NO, NOT AT ALL. SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO GUYS? OH I KNOW! WE'RE GOING TO LABEL OUR MUSIC "CHAOTIC HARDCORE" IN ORDER TO JUSTIFY THE LACK OF MEANING TO OUR FUTILE EXISTENCE! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, OBVIOUSLY, THAT THE LATTER LABEL DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS BAND, AND WHEREAS IF IT DOES, THEN THE FIRST LABEL IS REDUNDANT. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS ARE POSSIBLY CANADIAN?

I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND CANADIANS. THEY CLAIM TO BE IDEOLOGICALLY DISTINCT FROM THEIR SOUTHERN COUNTERPART, YET THEY DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CULTURE. THEIR NATIONALIST CULTURE IS SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "WE ARE NOT LIKE AMERICANS." OH REALLY, YOU FUCKING ASSHEADS? THEN WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS LIKE? DO YOU GUYS HAVE A POLITICAL ENTITY WHATSOEVER? BRITAIN DISOWNED YOU, UNITED STATES REFUSE TO ACCEPT YOU, MEXICANS REFUSE TO EVEN SNEAK ACROSS YOUR BORDERS, AND THE REST OF THE WORLD CAN'T EVEN FUCKING LOCATE YOU GUYS ON THE MAP DESPITE OF BEING THE SECOND BIGGEST NATION! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS GOOD FOR? A HABITAT FOR BEAVERS AND POLAR BEARS? CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WILDLIFE PRESERVATION SKILLS YOU FUCKING LAMETARDS. WHILE OTHER PROGRESSIVE NATIONS ARE BUSY GETTING THEMSELVES INDUSTRIALIZED, YOU FUCKERS ARE BUSY POLISHING YOUR IGLOOS. MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU GUYS PRIDE IN YOUR "SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE" BECAUSE ALL YOU HYPOTHERMIC FAGGOTS ARE FREEZING TO DEATH IN THE IGLOOS ON A DAILY BASIS.

I'M GOING TO ENTER YOUR COUNTRY AND TRAMPLE ALL YOUR FUCKING ICEY ARCHITECTURES TO THE GROUND AND FEED IT TO THE INUITS WITH SOY SAUCE YOU FUCKING HORRID "PEACEKEEPING" MEDIATOR PUSSIES WITH NOT A HARD POWER WHATSOEVER TO BACK YOUR INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS.

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