1. Vipers, Snakes, and Actors2. Self Employed Chemist
3. Birth of the Anti Mother
4. Robots 3 Humans 0
5. Death of the Anti Mother
6. Surrender Your Sons (feat. Chino Moreno and Cove Reber)
7. Murphy Was An Optimist
8. Opposite of Left and Wrong (ft. Page Hamilton)
9. Discipline Your Daughters
10. And There Will Be A Swarm Of Hornets
BRIEF REVIEW:
IN AN INTERVIEW OTHERWISE KNOWN AS A SORRY ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN THEIR OTHERWISE NON-MUNDANE ALBUM TITLE, THESE FAGGOTS QUACKED THE FOLLOWING OUT FROM THEIR LOOSE VAGINAL OPENINGS: "THE ANTI-MOTHER IS A CHARACTER WE CREATED WHICH REPRESENTS ANYTHING DECEPTIVE, AND YET POSSESSES AN OUTWARDLY BEAUTIFUL NATURE." YEAH OKAY THERE YOU FUCKING SHAKESPEARE, YOU DIED FOR FIVE CENTURIES AS A STARVING ARTIST AND NOW YOU'VE REINCARNATED INTO ONE OF THE WORST METALCORE ACTS ON THE PLANET? TOO BAD YOU'RE NEITHER DECEPTIVE NOR BEAUTIFUL IN NATURE... MERELY BALD, HOMOSEXUAL AND BORDERLINE ILLITERATE YOU FUCKING HETEROSEXUALLY-MARRIED HOMOSEXUAL. EVER THOUGHT OF GETTING A JOB IN THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY? THE ONLY COMPLEX POSITION OF YOUR QUALIFIED ABILITIES IS NONE OTHER THAN A JANITORIAL POSITION IN THE BASEMENT OF J.C. PENNY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. AND PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DOODLING BULLSHIT POETRY BEHIND THE DOORS OF THE TOILET ISLES, IT'S MAKING THEIR CUSTOMERS CONSTIPATE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. (ACTUALLY WHAT AM I SAYING... NO, IT'S NOT.)
MAN, I LOVE IT WHEN BANDS ATTEMPT TO BE QUASI-PHILOSOPHICAL IN THIS SORT OF SAID MYTHICALLY-HUMANISTIC MANNER, AND ONLY COME OFF AS SOME DYSLEXIC TEENAGE POET WITH HINTS OF REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALITY. CAN YOU GUYS JUST STICK WITH COMPOSING MUSIC AND REFRAIN TEMPERING WITH ANYTHING SO CONCEPTUALLY CHALLENGED? I'VE READ BIBLES WITH MORE SCIENTIFIC RATIONALITY THAN YOUR HORRENDOUS LYRICS. STOP READING MARGRET ATWOOD BOOKS ON ACID AND THINKING YOU'VE HIT SOME SORT OF NEW TRANSCENDAL UNDERSTANDING TO LIFE, YOU STUPID DUMBASS HEADCASES.
P.S. YOUR MOTHER CALLED AND SHE WANTS Y'ALL TO STOP MAKING MUSIC THAT DISRESPECTS HER TITLE.
MAN, I LOVE IT WHEN BANDS ATTEMPT TO BE QUASI-PHILOSOPHICAL IN THIS SORT OF SAID MYTHICALLY-HUMANISTIC MANNER, AND ONLY COME OFF AS SOME DYSLEXIC TEENAGE POET WITH HINTS OF REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALITY. CAN YOU GUYS JUST STICK WITH COMPOSING MUSIC AND REFRAIN TEMPERING WITH ANYTHING SO CONCEPTUALLY CHALLENGED? I'VE READ BIBLES WITH MORE SCIENTIFIC RATIONALITY THAN YOUR HORRENDOUS LYRICS. STOP READING MARGRET ATWOOD BOOKS ON ACID AND THINKING YOU'VE HIT SOME SORT OF NEW TRANSCENDAL UNDERSTANDING TO LIFE, YOU STUPID DUMBASS HEADCASES.
P.S. YOUR MOTHER CALLED AND SHE WANTS Y'ALL TO STOP MAKING MUSIC THAT DISRESPECTS HER TITLE.
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