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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

SKY EATS AIRPLANE - EVERYTHING PERFECT ON THE WRONG DAY


BRIEF REVIEW:

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BUT I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS BAND!

HOLY FUCKING AMAZING ALBUM
, IT LITERALLY ROCKS THE DRIPPING SEMEN OUT OF MY SEMI HEPETITIS-C INFECTED COCK. THE TITLE OF THE ALBUM LITERALLY DESCRIBES MY LIFE, ESPECIALLY THE DAY I WAS BORN... THE ONLY EXCEPTION WAS THAT THERE WAS NOTHING PERFECT ABOUT THAT PECULIAR DAY AT ALL WHEN MY ALCOHOLIC BUM-MOTHER OVERDOSED AN IMMENSE QUANTITY OF CRACK, AND I CAME OUT THREE MONTHS PREMATURE AND COMPLETELY DISFIGURED. BEING CURSED WITH THIS TORMENT, THIS ALBUM IS MY SYMBOLIC REPRESENTATION FOR ALL THAT I HAVE SUFFERED. I LISTEN TO THESE TRACKS ON A DAILY BASIS WITH JOY AND TEARS. NO AMOUNT OF REPTITION WILL EVER CONSITUTE AS TOO MUCH!

AS RESULT, THIS BRUTAL MOSH ALBUM RELIEVES ME OF THE EMOTIONAL PAIN THAT I ENDURE ON A DAILY BASIS. I THANK THESE WONDERFULLY TALENTED MUSICIANS FOR CREATING SPIRITUALLY-INSPIRING THAT MENDS THE WOUNDS CAUSED BY MY ACHING AGONY. IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU GUYS, I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY DEPRESSED BEYOND THE POINT OF SUICIDE. I PRAISE FOR YOUR INTELLECTUAL AS WELL AS ARTISTIC INTEGRITY THAT HELPED ME VENTURE THROUGH THE TOUGH JOURNEY MY LIFE HAS UNFAIRLY CAUSED FOR ME!

APRIL FOOLS YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

THIS FAGGOT ALBUM SUCKS THE LEAKING SECRETION RIGHT OUT OF MY NASTY STRETCHED BOWEL

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