THE NUMBER TWELVE LOOKS LIKE YOU - WORSE THAN ALONE

1. Glory Kingdom
2. Given Life
3. To Catch A Tiger
4. Marvin's Jungle
5. Garden's
6. If They Holler
7. Retort
8. League
9. Serpentine
10. I'll Make My Own Hours

BRIEF REVIEW:

OCCASSIONALLY I'D LIKE TO REFLECT MY LIFE EVERY NOW AND THEN AND PAINFULLY RECOGNIZE THE SAD FUCKING GIMP I ACTUALLY AM TO THIS WORLD. HMM, LET'S SEE... I'M A FAT, MIDDLE AGED BALDING SOCIAL CASUALTY WHO STILL LIVES IN MY PARENTS' BASEMENT, WITH NO STABLE INCOME NOR A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. I'VE ATTEMPTED FOR ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS WITH REASONABLE SUCCESS, UNTIL THE MINUTE WE ARRANGE A DATE IN REAL LIFE AND THEY WITNESS MY LESS-THAN-DESIRABLE SELF. EVERY TIME I TRY TO CALL AN OLD FRIEND, THEY'RE TOO BUSY WITH THEIR WIVES AND CHILDREN, LEAVING ME HERE WITH MY SIX PACKS OF BEER ON A NIGHTLY BASIS DRINKING MY MISERABLE LIFE AWAY. I DON'T DO LAUNDRY, CAN'T DRIVE NOR COOK... BUT WORST OF ALL, I'M NOT EVEN CIRCUMCIZED! WAHH! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME? WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME THAT'S SO FUCKING ATROCIOUS?? I FIND MYSELF TO BE A VERY SOCIALLY-ACCEPTABLE MAN WHO BATHES AND SHAVES! WHY IS IT THAT I TURN OFF AS MANY FEMALES AS I DO EMPLOYERS WHEN I DESPERATELY ATTEMPT TO SEEK FOR A CAREER?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY HORRENDOUS SELF? HELP!!!!! MAKE SUGGESTIONS FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND, WEBMASTER... PLEASE? I'VE CONTEMPLATED SUICIDE BEFORE BUT THE THOUGHT OF KILLING MYSELF MAKES ME SHITSTAIN MY PANTS SO SEVERELY THAT MY MOTHER GROUNDS ME FOR MAKING HER USE BLEACH TO GET IT OFF!! SOMETIMES I WANT TO STAND UP TO HER BUT ONLY TO SUBSEQUENTLY HAVE HER KICKING MY ASS EVERY TIME DUE TO MY INABILITY TO DEFEND MYSELF EVEN WITH A SHINY ARMOUR. I CAN'T TAKE LIFE ANYMORE!!

I WALLOW IN SELF-HATE AND PITY AND BARELY EARN ENOUGH TO OPERATE THIS WEBSITE ANY LONGER. WOULD SOMEBODY TAKE ME IN AS A ROOMMATE PLEASE? THIS WOULD POSSIBLY CUT DOWN MY EXPENSES AND PLUS, YOU BENEFIT A LOT QUICKER FROM ALL THIS SHITTY FUCKING INTOLERABLE CRAP I UPLOAD ON A DAILY BASIS!