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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

THE NUMBER TWELVE LOOKS LIKE YOU - WORSE THAN ALONE

1. Glory Kingdom
2. Given Life
3. To Catch A Tiger
4. Marvin's Jungle
5. Garden's
6. If They Holler
7. Retort
8. League
9. Serpentine
10. I'll Make My Own Hours


BRIEF REVIEW:

OCCASSIONALLY I'D LIKE TO REFLECT MY LIFE EVERY NOW AND THEN AND PAINFULLY RECOGNIZE THE SAD FUCKING GIMP I ACTUALLY AM TO THIS WORLD. HMM, LET'S SEE... I'M A FAT, MIDDLE AGED BALDING SOCIAL CASUALTY WHO STILL LIVES IN MY PARENTS' BASEMENT, WITH NO STABLE INCOME NOR A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. I'VE ATTEMPTED FOR ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS WITH REASONABLE SUCCESS, UNTIL THE MINUTE WE ARRANGE A DATE IN REAL LIFE AND THEY WITNESS MY LESS-THAN-DESIRABLE SELF. EVERY TIME I TRY TO CALL AN OLD FRIEND, THEY'RE TOO BUSY WITH THEIR WIVES AND CHILDREN, LEAVING ME HERE WITH MY SIX PACKS OF BEER ON A NIGHTLY BASIS DRINKING MY MISERABLE LIFE AWAY. I DON'T DO LAUNDRY, CAN'T DRIVE NOR COOK... BUT WORST OF ALL, I'M NOT EVEN CIRCUMCIZED! WAHH! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME? WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME THAT'S SO FUCKING ATROCIOUS?? I FIND MYSELF TO BE A VERY SOCIALLY-ACCEPTABLE MAN WHO BATHES AND SHAVES! WHY IS IT THAT I TURN OFF AS MANY FEMALES AS I DO EMPLOYERS WHEN I DESPERATELY ATTEMPT TO SEEK FOR A CAREER?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY HORRENDOUS SELF? HELP!!!!! MAKE SUGGESTIONS FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND, WEBMASTER... PLEASE? I'VE CONTEMPLATED SUICIDE BEFORE BUT THE THOUGHT OF KILLING MYSELF MAKES ME SHITSTAIN MY PANTS SO SEVERELY THAT MY MOTHER GROUNDS ME FOR MAKING HER USE BLEACH TO GET IT OFF!! SOMETIMES I WANT TO STAND UP TO HER BUT ONLY TO SUBSEQUENTLY HAVE HER KICKING MY ASS EVERY TIME DUE TO MY INABILITY TO DEFEND MYSELF EVEN WITH A SHINY ARMOUR. I CAN'T TAKE LIFE ANYMORE!!

I WALLOW IN SELF-HATE AND PITY AND BARELY EARN ENOUGH TO OPERATE THIS WEBSITE ANY LONGER. WOULD SOMEBODY TAKE ME IN AS A ROOMMATE PLEASE? THIS WOULD POSSIBLY CUT DOWN MY EXPENSES AND PLUS, YOU BENEFIT A LOT QUICKER FROM ALL THIS SHITTY FUCKING INTOLERABLE CRAP I UPLOAD ON A DAILY BASIS!

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