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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Sunday, April 5, 2009

xTRIPWIREx - PULL THE PIN AND THROW

01 INTRO
02 STEP UP TO THE PLATE
03 BETTER DAYS
04 TURN COAT
05 PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK, NO-ONE'S HERE
06 CAST ASIDE
07 JUMPING SHIP


BRIEF REVIEW:

I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT STRAIGHT EDGE MUSIC HAS OFFICIALLY INSPIRED ME TO BECOME A BETTER PERSON. INSTEAD OF BEING THE FAT, UNHEALTHY ALCOHOLIC DRUG-ADDICT AND SEXUALLY REPRODUCTIVE SELF, THIS MOVEMENT HAS TRANSFORMED ME INTO AN DULL, SOBER, SEXUALLY-ABSTAINED AND SELF-ABSORBED ARROGANT ASSHOLE WHO DRINKS ROOT BEER AND PULL MY PANTS DOWN WITH MY OTHER HETEROSEXUAL BROTHERS FOR THE ACT OF MOONING OTHERS, IN MCDONALD PARKING LOTS TO CONVINCE MYSELF THAT I'M LIVING "THE GOOD LIFE". YOU WANT A FUCKING GOOD LIFE, DUDE? GO BACK TO COLLEGE AND LEARN A FUCKING TRADE SO PERHAPS BY THE TIME YOU'RE STABLY EMPLOYED, YOU'LL FIND A NEW MEANING IN YOUR FUCKING EMPTY LIFE TO "DIE HARD" FOR.

I DON'T GET STRAIGHT EDGERS. AS A TEENAGER SIX DECADES AGO, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN TAUGHT THAT SOME DRUGS ARE BENEFICIAL FOR YOU, AND OTHERS ARE EVEN MEDICINAL FOR CERTAIN SYMPTOMS. RESEARCH HAVE ALWAYS PROVEN THAT A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE A DAY CAN BOOST YOUR IMMUNITY AGAINST HEART DISEASES IN THE FUTURE, AND THAT A FEW BEERS ON A WEEKEND BASIS HELPS TO WEED OUT YOUR "OLD BRAIN CELLS" AND REPLENISH YOUR MIND ANEW. BUT NO, NOT TO STRAIGHT EDGERS. THEIR FUCKING STUBBORNLY ONE-DIMENSIONAL VIEWS HAVE TAUGHT THEM TO RAISE THE FISTS AGAINST POTENTIAL LIFE-SAVING SUBSTANCES JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE "SOCIAL TABBOOS" AND THE NEW GENERATION HAS TAUGHT US THAT IT'S COOL TO REBEL AGAINST TEENAGE REBELS. MEDICINAL COCAINE AND METHAMPHETAMINE, WHEN PRESCRIBED FROM HEALTH CARE INSTITUTIONS, SEVERES AS PAIN KILLERS FOR SEVERELY-DAMAGED PATIENTS IN THE TRAUMA ROOMS. PRESCRIBED MORPHINE IS IN FACT ONE LEVEL UP FROM KETAMINE. OPIATES ARE ONE OF THE FREQUENTLY PRESCRIBED PAINKILLERS AS WELL, AND WHEN NOT ABUSED RAMPANTLY, ONE WILL EASILY REALIZE THE ONLY THING THAT'S CONSIDERABLY DANGEROUS ABOUT HEROINE IS THE ASPECT OF SHARING NEEDLES WITH OTHERS. DO YOU GUYS KNOW THIS? I FUCKING DOUBT IT... YOU'RE TOO BUSY FLAUNTING SOME BULLSHIT IDEOLOGY THAT'S AS TIRESOME AS IT'S INCOHERENTLY SENSELESS. GOOD JOB YOU FUCKING OBLIVIOUS FAGGOTS, YOU MIGHT AS WELL JOIN SCIENTOLOGY AND RALLY AGAINST PHARMACEUTICAS, OR THE JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND PICKET AGAINST THE "DANGERS" OF BLOOD AND ORGAN TRANSFUSION... BUT THE MINUTE YOUR WHOREY ASS MOTHER GET INTO A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO DO? SIGN THE CONTRACT FOR HER TO LIVE, OR DIE?

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CEASE YOUR CANCER IMMEDIATELY. OH WAIT, NEVERMIND. WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS THAT IF WE HAD IT YOUR WAY AFTER THE NINETEENTH CENTURY, WE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD SUCH INDUSTRIALIZED AND TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED HEALTH CARE AND ITS ACCOMPLISHED RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENTS. IN FACT, SHUT OFF THE FUCKING LIGHTS. WE'D STILL BE LIVING IN THE DARK AND SEARCHING FOR THE WHEEL YOU FUCKING BACKWARD COWARDS.

OH AND STOP MOSHING AT A GORILLA BISCUITS SHOW YOU FUCKING FOOLS, NOBODY IS IMPRESSED THAT YOU CAN DANCE TO A SIMPLISTIC 4/4 BAND WITH A NAME THAT SUGGESTS FEEDING A CONTINENT OF NIGGERS.

YOUR "NEW" AND "ENLIGHTENED" MEANINGS IN LIFE IS USELESS.

2 comments:

liveyalife said...

Even though this band is edge, you never once mentioned anything about the music. All you did was bash edge kids with THE WORST examples.
Medical drugs for legit reasons arnt what edge kids are refusing, its the recreational use of drugs for the fun of getting high.
Sorry that us edge kids dont wanna get pissed drunk and do stupid shit to try and be funny. We have brains.

Anonymous said...

REALLY? HOW REVOLUTIONARY YOU FAGGOT. GO OVERDOSE ON YOUR ROOT BEERS AT PARTIES YOU STUPID FUCKING SOCIALLY OUTCASTED TARDMONKEYS