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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Saturday, March 28, 2009

FUCK... I'M DEAD - BRING ON THE DEAD


1. Twist of Death 01:13
2. A Fraction off Death 01:38
3. Army of Hermaphrodites 01:06
4. Burnt to an Absolute Crisp 00:59
5. My Feral Fucktoy 01:06
6. Colon Commando 01:09
7. Delicious Dolop 00:54
8. Fucking the Foetus 01:04
9. Skull Fucked 01:29
10. Shopfront Whore 00:29
11. Jeffrey Dahmer's Cookbook 01:01
12. Pickled Member 01:08
13. Shotgun Facelift 00:50
14. Barefoot and Shit Faced 00:45
15. Violet 01:05
16. Inject Me with AIDS 00:54
17. Slowly Raped with a Chainsaw 00:43
18. Toilet Tantalizers 01:07
19. Spray Me with Fecal Matter 01:08
20. Licky Webster 01:32
21. Fuck... I'm Dead 01:11
22. A Fraction off Death (Live) 01:41
23. Licky Webster (Live) 01:42


BRIEF REVIEW:

DO YOU EVER FUCKING WAKE UP ONE DAY AND LOOK AT YOUR NASTY ASS SELF IN THE MIRROR, AND GO "OH FUCKING HELL... I'M A STUPID FUCKING PATHETIC UNORIGINAL METALHEAD WHO LACKS LIFE SKILLS IN EVERY POSSIBLE DEPARTMENT KNOWN TO MAN"? FUCK... NO, YOU'RE NOT DEAD, CONTRARY TO THE WISHES OF THE PUBLIC. IT'S A SHAME THOUGH, BECAUSE YOU VERY WELL SHOULD BE BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING LIKES THE PURPOSE OF YOUR EXISTENCE. YOU'RE AS USELESS AS THE PIECE OF BROWN SHIT LODGED INSIDE OF MY APPENDIX YOU FUCKING PARASITES. YOUR MUSIC SUCKS, ESPECIALLY WHEN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR TRACK SOUNDING LIKE HAVING YOUR DICK GRINDED BY A BLENDER AND UNDER A FUCKING MINUTE'S LENGTH. CAN YOU GUYS PROBE YOUR INSTRUMENTS THROUGH YOUR FUCKING NECK AND HANG YOURSELF BY THE GUITAR STRINGS RIGHT OFF THE SECOND STORY BUNGALOW BALCONY FOR THE REST OF YOUR GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZED COMMUNITY, YOU WASTEFUL PARASITES OF THE FEDERAL TAX DOLLARS??

HOLY SHIT, I CAN SMEAR MY NUGGETS OF SHIT ALL OVER A PIECE OF CANVAS AND SELL IT AS "ABSTRACT ART" SOONER THAN YOU CAN FUCKING MARKET THIS HORRENDOUS INDUSTRIAL NOISE THAT'S THE PRODUCT OF TALES OF UNTOLD MOLESTATIONS SO SEVERE THAT EVEN YOUR NEXT GENERATION FELT IT, TWO/THREE DECADES BEFORE EVEN BEING CONCEIVED. OH WAIT, SCRATCH THAT. I MUST HAVE OVERLOOKED THE FACT THAT NONE OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS ARE CAPABLE OF PROCREATION DUE TO THE LACK OF A SIGNIFICANT OTHER TO TRANSMIT YOUR FUCKING GENETICS TO.

KEEP ROCKING OUT AND SACRIFICING YOUR DIGNITY TO THE SATANIC GOAT, YOU PATHETIC MYTHICAL FUCKING FAGGOTS. I'LL HEADSTOMP OVER YOU FAGGOTS IN THE CAGE OF YOUR LOCAL DESIGNATED METAL SHOWS WHILE YOU PATHETIC WIMPS PUSH MOSH EACH OTHER IN AN ACT RESEMBLING GAY ORGY. BRING ON THE PURPOSE TO THAT UNENDURABLE PIECE OF SHIT OTHERWISE KNOWN AS YOUR DESPICABLE LIFE!

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