BRIEF REVIEW:HAHAHA READ THESE FUNNY TITLES FROM A BUNCH OF FUCKING FAGGOT GOOFS WHO MUST THINK THEY'RE LINGUISTIC MAJORS OR SOMETHING! TOO BAD YOU WASTED THE LAST HALF DECADE TOURING YOUR STUPID LIFE AWAY WHILE YOUR CONTEMPORARY PEERS WERE BUSY GETTING ON WITH THEIR LIFE, AND GETTING MARRIED AND BREEDING NASTY-ASS DEFORMED KIDS. I LOVE BANDS THAT PLAY ON ENGLISH WORDS IN ORDER TO CREATE SOMETHING OF AN ARTISTIC OR EXPRESSIVE CONTEXT. BUT YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF REWRITING THE DICTIONARY, MAYBE YOU CAN GO BACK AND WORK ON SOME OF YOUR HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MUSIC YOU FUCKING SCENE KIDS. I MEAN, SHAKESPEARE WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD OF YOU, BUT TOO BAD SHAKESPEARE IS OLD, BALD, FAT, GAY AND PLUS HE'S FUCKING DEAD. OH WAIT... I'VE JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!!!! AM I SHAKESPEARE'S REINCARNATION THEN?!
THIS REVELATION IS FUCKING FRIGHTENING AS HELL! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE MADE SUCH A BOLD DISCOVERY IN THE NICK OF A SECOND!! SHOWER ME WITH LOVE AND ATTENTION LIKE I'VE NEVER RECEIVED IN MY GOD-FORSAKEN LIFE!! PLEASE?
I PLUG MY DICK INTO MY ASSHOLE AND JERK AN ABUNDANCE OF SPERM INTO IT IN ORDER TO LUBRICATE THE NEXT SET OF TRAIN THAT OTHERWISE WOULD ENCOUNTER A GREAT DEAL OF DIFFICULTY CHOO-CHOOING OUT OF THE VILE AND DARKENED CAVE
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