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THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Friday, March 27, 2009

THE NUMBER TWELVE LOOKS LIKE YOU - AN INCH OF GOLD FOR AN INCH OF TIME

1. Clarissa Explains Cuntainment
2. Don't Get Blood On My Prada Shoes
3. Like A Cat
4. Jesus And Tori
5. My Sharona (The Knack-Cover)


BRIEF REVIEW:

"AN INCH OF GOLD FOR AN INCH OF TIME"? WOW, THESE FUCKING IDIOTS OBVIOUSLY AREN'T MUSICIANS NOW, ARE THEY? WHAT A BUNCH OF PRETENTIOUSLY GREEDY AND VAIN FAGGOTS.

I'VE ALREADY SAID ENOUGH ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING BAND. NOBODY CARES ABOUT HOW "ARTSY" YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN GET WITH YOUR EXPERIMENTAL-SCREAMO-BUTTFUCK GENRES. ALL THAT MATTERS IS IN THE END, I'M ABLE TO MASTURBATE TO YOUR EROTIC HIGH PITCHED PREPUBSCENT SCREAMING AND BLOW A JIZZ SO FAR DOWN SOUTH THAT IT IMPREGNATES A PENGUIN IN ANTARCTICA. LOOKS LIKE YOUR BELOVED WEBMASTER FINALLY HAS A NEXT OF KIN!

SO SCREAM, MY DARLING SCREAM OUT OF YOUR ABUNDANCE OF ESTROGEN HORMONES! BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING AROUSED TONIGHT OFF THIS PIECE OF SHIT ALBUM I THINK I'LL PLUG A WELL-LIT CANDLE INTO MY ASS AND FART INTO A GAS STATION. THE PROJECTING POWER OF MY ANUS CAN PROPEL CANNONS THAT COULD HAVE MADE HITLER WIN THE SECOND WORLD WAR, IF PROPERLY UTILIZED!

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