2. Breaking In
3. Somewhere Up Ahead
4. Blackout
5. Steadily
6. We Dwell In Possibility
7. Burned Into Me
8. Refuge
9. What We Seek
10. Of Dread and Dreams
BRIEF REVIEW:
HOW MUCH FASTER CAN A POST-HARDCORE BAND SELLOUT THAN WRITING A POP-PUNK RECORD AS THEIR SOPHOMORE RELEASE? I AM FUCKING SICK OF THIS A DAY TO REMEMBER-INFLUENCED BULLSHIT AS EVERY SUBURBAN BUMFUCK HILLBILLIES FROM THE PRAIRIES OF CANADA ATTEMPTS TO EMULATE. HOW ABOUT GROW A PAIR OF ORIGINAL BALLS FOR YOURSELF AND STOP LEAKING THROUGH YOUR THICK SCROTUMS, YOU SENSITIVE WHEAT-GROWING FARMBOYS?
I LOVE IT WHEN BANDS HAIL FROM PROVINCES AS RIDICULOUS AS "SASKACHEWAN". WHAT THE FUCK IS "SASKATCHEWAN"? DID THEY GET THE NAME OFF A FUCKING TURKEY MENU? IT'S CLEAR TO ME THAT THEIR ANCESTORS OBVIOUSLY DID NOT SPEAK CLEAR ENGRISH. WHAT IS IT THAT THEY HAD, WAS IT THE TURRET SYNDROME? DID THEIR SPEECH-IMPEDIMENT MAYOR FUCKING TWITCH WHEN HE ANNOUNCED THE NAME OF THEIR REGION TO THE PRESS? HAHAHAHA I AM SO FUNNY I CRACK MYSELF UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. NO WONDER WHY THE NEW ALBUM IS NAMED "TO KEEP ME FROM SINKING"... HAVE YOU ASSHOLES EVER THOUGHT THE ONLY REASON WHY YOUR PROVINCE IS SINKING FROM ANY ECONOMIC GROWTH IS BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS HOW IT'S ACTUALLY SPELT ON THE FUCKING MAP?
NOTE TO ALL YOU UNEMPLOYED METALHEADS (PRACTICALLY ALL): IF YOU'RE A LAZY, FAT AND GREASY DYKE LIKE ME, YOU OUGHT TO MOVE YOUR ASS TO SASKATOON FOR ITS SHORTAGE OF WORKERS UPHOLDING THEIR AMISH INDUSTRIES. ASSUMING YOU KNOW, IF YOU ENJOY A LIFE OF FARMING AND MINING AND FORNICATING COWS AND CREATING A FAMILY OF HALF ANIMAL HALF MAN HYBRID MUTANTS. AND NO, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO MILK YOURSELF ANY MORE OR LESS, YOU SICK SICK FUCK.
I LOVE IT WHEN BANDS HAIL FROM PROVINCES AS RIDICULOUS AS "SASKACHEWAN". WHAT THE FUCK IS "SASKATCHEWAN"? DID THEY GET THE NAME OFF A FUCKING TURKEY MENU? IT'S CLEAR TO ME THAT THEIR ANCESTORS OBVIOUSLY DID NOT SPEAK CLEAR ENGRISH. WHAT IS IT THAT THEY HAD, WAS IT THE TURRET SYNDROME? DID THEIR SPEECH-IMPEDIMENT MAYOR FUCKING TWITCH WHEN HE ANNOUNCED THE NAME OF THEIR REGION TO THE PRESS? HAHAHAHA I AM SO FUNNY I CRACK MYSELF UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. NO WONDER WHY THE NEW ALBUM IS NAMED "TO KEEP ME FROM SINKING"... HAVE YOU ASSHOLES EVER THOUGHT THE ONLY REASON WHY YOUR PROVINCE IS SINKING FROM ANY ECONOMIC GROWTH IS BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS HOW IT'S ACTUALLY SPELT ON THE FUCKING MAP?
NOTE TO ALL YOU UNEMPLOYED METALHEADS (PRACTICALLY ALL): IF YOU'RE A LAZY, FAT AND GREASY DYKE LIKE ME, YOU OUGHT TO MOVE YOUR ASS TO SASKATOON FOR ITS SHORTAGE OF WORKERS UPHOLDING THEIR AMISH INDUSTRIES. ASSUMING YOU KNOW, IF YOU ENJOY A LIFE OF FARMING AND MINING AND FORNICATING COWS AND CREATING A FAMILY OF HALF ANIMAL HALF MAN HYBRID MUTANTS. AND NO, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO MILK YOURSELF ANY MORE OR LESS, YOU SICK SICK FUCK.
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