TROPHY SCARS - GOODNIGHT ALCHEMY

1. Jerry is the name, Sociology is the game.
2. Hey Kiddo!
3. Traps And Tricks And Such
4. Cats As A Measurement Of Time
5. Don't Fuss Over Spiders Thrown
6. Lesson 3
7. Lesson 4

BRIEF REVIEW:

DID ANYONE REACT TO THE FIRST TRACK NAME JUST ABOUT AS BADLY AS I DID? WHAT THE FUCK IS "JERRY IS THE NAME, SOCIOLOGY IS THE GAME?" DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE ALL SOME POETIC GENIUSES WITH AN EXCELLENCE OF ARTISTIC DRIVE? IF SO, ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD SPOILED BRATS SOME GODDAMN ADVICE... JUST BECAUSE IT RHYMES AND CONTAINS A SOCIAL SCIENCE DEPARTMENT YOU'VE NEVER STEPPED YOUR FOOT INTO, DOESN'T MEAN IT'S COHERENT OR THAT YOU'RE MAKING SENSE!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU STUPID NERDS, TRAPPED IN FUCKING SCHOOL FOR TOO LONG? PERHAPS IF YOU'VE LEFT YOUR CLASSROOMS FOR A FRESH BREATH OF AIR AS OPPOSED TO BEING PERPETUALLY CONDEMNED AFTER SCHOOL FOR "DETENTION" WHEN YOUR PERVERTED ALCOHOLIC HISTORY PROFESSOR BRUTALLY TEACHES YOU THE TEACHING METHODS BACK IN THE HOMOSEXUAL GREEK TIMES, YOU ALL WOULDN'T BE SO FUCKING ACADEMICALLY DEMENTED!

REMEMBER KIDS, DON'T REPORT ANY ABUSES OR MOLESTATION EXPERIENCES TO GUARDIANS AND/OR AUTHORITY! KEEP IN MIND THAT NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU AND WE ALL HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH OUR TIME... LIKE PICKING UP CHINKY UNDERAGED GOOKS WORKING IN THE ROUGH INTERSECTIONS OF BANGKOK. THAILAND. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.