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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Friday, March 7, 2008

THE ZEN OF SCREAMING DVD



Brief Review:

IN THIS DVD, SOME AGING HAGGARD NAMED MELISSA CROSS TRIES TO FIND SOME MEANING IN HER MIDDLE AGE CRISIS AND ATTEMPTS TO LECTURE YOU ON SCREAMING, USING A SERIES OF VOCAL EXERCISE THAT YOU CAN DO WITH THE HELP OF HAMMERING DIFFERENT PIANO NOTES! I KNOW THAT IF I WAS SCREAMING FOR SOME BIG-TIME DEATH METAL ACT, OF COURSE I WOULD CARRY A FISHER PRICE XYLOPHONE WITH ME JUST TO WARM UP THE VOICE THAT SOUNDS LIKE BEING CIRCUMCISED WITHOUT THE USE OF ANESTHETICS. THANKS YOU GRUMPY OLD HAG! WILL YOU BE MY MOTHER AFTER MY BIOLOGICAL ONE CHOSE TO DISOWNE ME FOR A VEHICLE OF BIG FAT BLACKIES FROM THE CORNER BLOCK WHERE SHE WORKS, WHILE GETTING PAID IN SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL? (BY THAT WHAT I ACTUALLY MEAN IS AIDS, CRACK AND TECHNO.)

DO YOU SEE HOW EVERY TESTIMONY ON THIS DVD CONSISTS OF REPULSIVE METALHEADS PRAISING HER TALENT AND ABILITIES? THANKS, YOU FAT FUCKS. I DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE YOU'D PLUG YOUR PENIS INTO IF IT WASN'T FOR PRAISING THAT WOMAN ON THE CAMERA FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. NOW GO GARGLE WITH A BUCKET OF SEMEN IN YOUR THROAT LIKE YOU'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO, YOUR HIGHLY-ANTICIPATED GIG WITH THE INTERNATIONALLY ACCLAIMED BAND GORGOROTH IS TONIGHT! ONE HELL OF A LANDMARK FOR YOUR BAND TO STEP UP TO!

BY THE WAY, JOE CALLED. HE WANTS YOU TO BE AT HIS BAR TWO HOURS BEFORE THE SHOW TO SET UP THE STAGE.

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