MOST DEFINITELY THE WORST HARDCORE / METALCORE / GRINDCORE BLOGSPOT ON THE NET

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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA - DEAR LOVE: A BEAUTIFUL DISCORD



Brief Review:

WHAT DID YOU SAY? IS THIS ALBUM TOO EMO AND POPPY FOR YOUR EXCESSIVE MALE HORMONES? DO YOU FEEL LIKE LISTENING TO THIS WHINY METALCORE BULLSHIT MAY JEOPARDIZE YOUR MASCULINITY? OH BOOHOO! I'M SURE YOUR TESTOCERONES ARE DEPLETED ANYWAYS DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU JERK OFF TO SCAT PORN ON A DAILY BASIS ANYWAYS YOU VILE PIECE OF ABOMINATION. WHAT WILL YOUR FATHER DO TO YOU ONCE HE DISCOVERS THE INTERNET BILL THIS MONTH AND REALIZES THAT YOU'VE OVERFLOWED FAMILY BANDWIDTH AGAIN? IS THERE GOING TO BE ANOTHER SPECIAL "FAMILY INTERVENTION", ALSO KNOWN AS A BUKKAKE SESSION WITH YOUR MEMBERS SURROUNDING YOU IN A CIRCLE - MALE AND FEMALE - WHILE AIMING THEIR DICKS AT YOU JERKING IT? OH MAN, THAT'S QUITE THE INTERVENTION! PERHAPS A&E SHOULD DO A SPECIAL EPISODE ON IT, YOU THINK?!

PEOPLE ASK ME, "HEY WEBMASTER, WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS TYPE OF SHIT?" IMPLYING WHETHER I'VE GONE THROUGH THE TRAUMATIC SCENARIOS MYSELF DURING CHILDHOOD. MAN, PLEASE DON'T REMIND ME. OH GOD, THE MEMORIES.

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