Brief Review:
WHAT DID YOU SAY? IS THIS ALBUM TOO EMO AND POPPY FOR YOUR EXCESSIVE MALE HORMONES? DO YOU FEEL LIKE LISTENING TO THIS WHINY METALCORE BULLSHIT MAY JEOPARDIZE YOUR MASCULINITY? OH BOOHOO! I'M SURE YOUR TESTOCERONES ARE DEPLETED ANYWAYS DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU JERK OFF TO SCAT PORN ON A DAILY BASIS ANYWAYS YOU VILE PIECE OF ABOMINATION. WHAT WILL YOUR FATHER DO TO YOU ONCE HE DISCOVERS THE INTERNET BILL THIS MONTH AND REALIZES THAT YOU'VE OVERFLOWED FAMILY BANDWIDTH AGAIN? IS THERE GOING TO BE ANOTHER SPECIAL "FAMILY INTERVENTION", ALSO KNOWN AS A BUKKAKE SESSION WITH YOUR MEMBERS SURROUNDING YOU IN A CIRCLE - MALE AND FEMALE - WHILE AIMING THEIR DICKS AT YOU JERKING IT? OH MAN, THAT'S QUITE THE INTERVENTION! PERHAPS A&E SHOULD DO A SPECIAL EPISODE ON IT, YOU THINK?!
PEOPLE ASK ME, "HEY WEBMASTER, WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS TYPE OF SHIT?" IMPLYING WHETHER I'VE GONE THROUGH THE TRAUMATIC SCENARIOS MYSELF DURING CHILDHOOD. MAN, PLEASE DON'T REMIND ME. OH GOD, THE MEMORIES.
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