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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Saturday, March 8, 2008

JEFFREE STAR - PLASTIC SURGERY SLUMBER PARTY

01 EYELASH CURLERS & BUTCHER KNIVES
02 PLASTIC SURGERY SLUMBER PARTY
03 STRAIGHT BOYS
04 ICE CREAM
05 WE WANT CUNT
06 LOUIS VUITTON
07 MYSPACE
08 I MUST BE EMO
09 THE NATIVES


Brief Review:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO AMERICA! THE ONLY NATION IN THIS WHOLE PIECE OF SHIT WORLD WHERE A FUCKING HIDEOUS HOMOSEXUALLY BULLIED HIGH SCHOOL LOSER BOY CAN TURN INTO A BEAUTIFULLY WELL ADJUSTED HETEROSEXUAL WOMEN, IN A MATTER OF NO TIME AT ALL! SUCH IS NO DIFFERENT FROM MY AMBITIONS FOR THE FUTURE. I'M GOING TO CALL THIS FUCKER UP AND ASK HIM TO BE MY PERSONAL TRAINER, MY ASS IS ITCHING FOR COCKS AS IT IS!

WOW, BEING THE EPITOME OF QUEER WOULD JUST BE ANOTHER SEVERE UNDERSTATEMENT IN DESCRIBING THIS LOVELY FEMALE. BACK WHEN WE WERE ATTENDING THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL, WE USED TO PLAY PINCHY-BUTTY AS WELL AS RUBBY-LEGGY UNDER THE DESK, AND GIGGLING WHILE DOING SO. EXCEPT I NEVER HIT PUBERTY UNTIL I TURNED 29, SO TECHNICALLY WHAT HE DID TO ME CONSTITUTED HIM AS A PEDOPHILE. JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO FILE A LAWSUIT, HIS LAWYER CALLED ME UP AND WE NEGOTIATED AN EXTERNAL NON-FINANCIAL SETTLEMENT, BY ENGAGING IN WHAT I INITIALLY THOUGHT WAS GAY SEX.

IRONICALLY, IT DIDN'T TURN OUT TO BE GAY AT ALL. IN FACT, HIS MANGINA WAS SO ENORMOUS THAT IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO SWIM MY WAY OUT IN A LIFE VEST. FREE AIDS! ANYONE?

WOW, HOLY FUCKING FAGGOT.

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