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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA - PLAGUES


1 Goats On A Boat
2 Number Three, Never Forget
3 HTML Rulez Dood
4 Hey John, What's Your Name Again?
5 Don't Oink And Dance
6 You Can't Spell Crap Without "C"
7 This Song Is Called
8 Reptar, King Of The Ozone
9 The Scorpion Deathlock
10 Nickels Is Money Too



Brief Review:

BEFORE YOU GO ON CALLING ME A SCREAMO FAGGOT, ALLOW ME TO CONFESS SOMETHING. I AM ONLY A BIG SCREAMO FAGGOT WHEN PENETRATED IN THE REAR BY OBJECTS OF CONSIDERABLY BIG SIZE, SUCH AS YOUR PAPA'S DETACHABLE PLASTIC DICK THAT HE HAS TO WEAR TO CONCEAL THE FACT THAT HIS ORIGINAL ONE FELL OFF ONE DAY AS HE WAS MASTURBATING HIMSELF WITH A FLESHLIGHT. HAHA! NO WONDER WHY YOUR FATHER'S A VIRGIN! OH WAIT... WHAT?

YEAH, THESE REVIEWS ARE GETTING OLD. IT'S A WONDER HOW YOU'RE STILL READING UP TO THIS SENTENCE WITHOUT BEING FURIOUS. YOU KNOW, NORMALLY PEOPLE LOVE ALBUM BLOG SITES DUE TO THE PURPOSE IT SERVES FOR ALL YOU LAW-BREAKING MUSIC PIRATES. BUT THIS ONE ON THE OTHER HAND, HAS NEVER CEASED CREATING ENEMIES SINCE DAY ONE. FOR THIS TRAVESTY, I WOULD LIKE TO OFFICIALLY OFFER MY PUBLIC APOLOGY BELOW:

GO FUCK YOURSELF

MAN, IF ONLY TALKING SHIT AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT WAS THIS EASY IN ELEMENTARY AND HIGH SCHOOL THEN I WOULD'VE NEVER GOTTEN MY HEAD SHOVED INTO THE SWIRLING TOILET DAILY IN THE CHANGEROOM AFTER THE JOCKS TAKE THEIR HUGE HORRENDOUS PILES OF SHIT!

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