1 Goats On A Boat
2 Number Three, Never Forget
3 HTML Rulez Dood
4 Hey John, What's Your Name Again?
5 Don't Oink And Dance
6 You Can't Spell Crap Without "C"
7 This Song Is Called
8 Reptar, King Of The Ozone
9 The Scorpion Deathlock
10 Nickels Is Money Too
Brief Review:
BEFORE YOU GO ON CALLING ME A SCREAMO FAGGOT, ALLOW ME TO CONFESS SOMETHING. I AM ONLY A BIG SCREAMO FAGGOT WHEN PENETRATED IN THE REAR BY OBJECTS OF CONSIDERABLY BIG SIZE, SUCH AS YOUR PAPA'S DETACHABLE PLASTIC DICK THAT HE HAS TO WEAR TO CONCEAL THE FACT THAT HIS ORIGINAL ONE FELL OFF ONE DAY AS HE WAS MASTURBATING HIMSELF WITH A FLESHLIGHT. HAHA! NO WONDER WHY YOUR FATHER'S A VIRGIN! OH WAIT... WHAT?
YEAH, THESE REVIEWS ARE GETTING OLD. IT'S A WONDER HOW YOU'RE STILL READING UP TO THIS SENTENCE WITHOUT BEING FURIOUS. YOU KNOW, NORMALLY PEOPLE LOVE ALBUM BLOG SITES DUE TO THE PURPOSE IT SERVES FOR ALL YOU LAW-BREAKING MUSIC PIRATES. BUT THIS ONE ON THE OTHER HAND, HAS NEVER CEASED CREATING ENEMIES SINCE DAY ONE. FOR THIS TRAVESTY, I WOULD LIKE TO OFFICIALLY OFFER MY PUBLIC APOLOGY BELOW:
GO FUCK YOURSELF
MAN, IF ONLY TALKING SHIT AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT WAS THIS EASY IN ELEMENTARY AND HIGH SCHOOL THEN I WOULD'VE NEVER GOTTEN MY HEAD SHOVED INTO THE SWIRLING TOILET DAILY IN THE CHANGEROOM AFTER THE JOCKS TAKE THEIR HUGE HORRENDOUS PILES OF SHIT!
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