BRIEF REVIEW:
FINALLY, A REMOTELY DECENT HARDCORE BAND THAT HAS EMERGED IN THE SOUTH AS OF LATE! ALTHOUGH NO DOUBT HAVE THEY PROVED TO BE FILTHY REDNECKS AS THEIR NAME EVIDENTIALLY DEMONSTRATES! I AM GLAD THEY FOUND A NEW HOBBY OTHER THAN SPEEDRACING ON WITH TRACTORS ON DIRT PATHS AND MILKING COWS. THE LAST TIME WHEN I TRIED MILKING A COW, I BECAME PREGNANT. HOWEVER THAT COULD HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE IS QUITE IRRELEVANT, WHAT MATTERS NOW IS THE FACT THAT I'M STUCK WITH A HALF-ASSED ANIMORPH BABY MOOING ON ALL FOURS THAT WOULDN'T EVEN TURN ON THE DEEPEST OF ALL MICHAEL JACKSON'S REPRESSED SECRETS. GOD HELP ME! THE CHILD SUPPORT I WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE NEXT NINETEEN YEARS FOR FEEDING THIS DIPSHIT THE GRASS I ALSO CHEWED FOR MY DEVELOPMENT OF YOUTH IS NOT GOING TO BE CHEAP. SOMEBODY WANT TO DONATE FOR THIS DOMAIN THAT I PAY TO RUN MY LOUSY FUCKING SITE ON?
COME ON, I DO HAVE SOME FRIENDS HERE AND THERE... DON'T I?
*COMMITS SUICIDE*
2 comments:
Dude I hate to bust your bubble, but they're not from the south, they're from Oregon, which is probably just as bad as the south, but still.
MY LOGIC IS THE FOLLOWING
THE SOUTH = JESUSLAND
OREGON = JESUSLAND
THEREFORE
OREGON = SOUTH
LEARN THE EQUATIONS TO MY BRILLIANT THINKING YOU FUCKING MENTALLY INEPT BABBOON
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