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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

THE ACACIA STRAIN - THE DEAD WALK


1. Sarn: The End
2. Burnface
3. 4X4
4. As If It Set Fire
5. Angry Mob Justice
6. Whoa! Shut It Down!
7. See You Next Tuesday
8. Demolishor
9. Pity
10. Predator: Never Prey
11. Dead Walk, The


BRIEF REVIEW:

THE LAST TIME I UNFORTUNATELY CONCLUDED THAT I WAS BALLSY ENOUGH TO WITNESS THIS BAND LIVE, I SHAT MY PANTS SO FUCKING HARD THAT WHEN IT SPRAYED ALL OVER EVERY TOUGH THUG IN THE FACE WHEN I TRIED PULLING A PATHETIC HANDPLANT IN THE PIT. BEING THE WEAKLING I WAS, THE BAND STOPPED THEIR PERFORMANCE AND ORDERED ALL THE TOUGH-ASS SUBURBAN KIDS TO STOMP MY ASS OUT. BUT THE SHIT KEPT ON SQUIRTING OUT, IN THICKER AND THICKER LAYERS, AS THEY ENDED THEIR BEATING OF ME BY HANGING ME ON THE CEILING LIGHT BY MY BOXER. WHEN MY MOTHER ASKED ME WHAT WERE THE SMELLY STAINS AFTER LABOURING THROUGH A HARD DAY OF LAUNDRY, I MERELY SHOOK MY HEAD AND SUGGESTED A BAD NIGHT OF FOOD POISONING.

PLEASE STOP HURTING ME AT HARDCORE SHOWS! IT'S NOT NICE! WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE TO EXERT MY ENERGY OF LOATHING ONLINE ALL THE TIME! BWAHH!!

I'M OFF TO CRY NOW FOR THE FIFTH TIME TONIGHT AT THIS MISERABLE PULP OTHERWISE KNOWN AS MY LIFE. BYE BYE BYE!

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