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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Saturday, March 29, 2008

AMERICAN ME - HEAT


01 Attribute of the Strong
02 Black Malicious Lie
03 Columbian Neck Tie
04 Anfal Campaign
05 Krystal Clear
06 Said Nothing Began Firing
07 Grace Period
08 Son of A Machine Gun
09 Flybag
10 Finish em All


BRIEF REVIEW:

FINALLY, A REMOTELY DECENT HARDCORE BAND THAT HAS EMERGED IN THE SOUTH AS OF LATE! ALTHOUGH NO DOUBT HAVE THEY PROVED TO BE FILTHY REDNECKS AS THEIR NAME EVIDENTIALLY DEMONSTRATES! I AM GLAD THEY FOUND A NEW HOBBY OTHER THAN SPEEDRACING ON WITH TRACTORS ON DIRT PATHS AND MILKING COWS. THE LAST TIME WHEN I TRIED MILKING A COW, I BECAME PREGNANT. HOWEVER THAT COULD HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE IS QUITE IRRELEVANT, WHAT MATTERS NOW IS THE FACT THAT I'M STUCK WITH A HALF-ASSED ANIMORPH BABY MOOING ON ALL FOURS THAT WOULDN'T EVEN TURN ON THE DEEPEST OF ALL MICHAEL JACKSON'S REPRESSED SECRETS. GOD HELP ME! THE CHILD SUPPORT I WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE NEXT NINETEEN YEARS FOR FEEDING THIS DIPSHIT THE GRASS I ALSO CHEWED FOR MY DEVELOPMENT OF YOUTH IS NOT GOING TO BE CHEAP. SOMEBODY WANT TO DONATE FOR THIS DOMAIN THAT I PAY TO RUN MY LOUSY FUCKING SITE ON?

COME ON, I DO HAVE SOME FRIENDS HERE AND THERE... DON'T I?

*COMMITS SUICIDE*

2 comments:

Visitors! said...

Dude I hate to bust your bubble, but they're not from the south, they're from Oregon, which is probably just as bad as the south, but still.

WEBMASTER said...

MY LOGIC IS THE FOLLOWING

THE SOUTH = JESUSLAND
OREGON = JESUSLAND

THEREFORE

OREGON = SOUTH

LEARN THE EQUATIONS TO MY BRILLIANT THINKING YOU FUCKING MENTALLY INEPT BABBOON