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THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

xAFBx - MY LIFE, YOUR END


BRIEF REVIEW:

JUST WHAT I NEED, ANOTHER STRAIGHT EDGE RECORD FROM RENO, NEVADA TO PROVE THEIR SUPERIORITY OVER MY REPULSIVELY DEADBEAT DRUG ADDICTED SELF! GODDAMNIT, I LOVE HOW THESE RECORDS ARE FILLED WITH SUCH ANGER, HATRED AND FURIOUS AGENDA MEANWHILE ALL IT REALLY PROVIDES FOR ME IS NOTHING BUT A GOOD MOSH SESSION WHEN BEING ON A NINE TO FIVE COKE BINGE. EXCEPT I WOULDN'T ROLL UP A FUCKING TUBEY OUT OF A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL AND SNORT A LINE IN FRONT OF THESE FAT UGLY DUDES, THEY MIGHT JUST DISFIGURE ME ALMOST AS BAD AS THEIR BIOLOGICAL DEFECTS. WATCH THE FUCK OUT WHEN THEY STORM INTO YOUR TOWN, THEY MIGHT JUST PLAY ENOUGH REPETITIVE BREAKDOWNS FOR THESE SCENE KIDS TO SPINKICK A NEW PORTAL LEADING TO THE MAINLAND OF CHINA. NOW COME TO THINK OF IT, I'M STARTING A MILITANT VEGAN EDGE BAND NAMED XCHOW MEINX AND ANYONE WHO MAKES FUN OF OUR RADICAL IDEOLOGIES WILL HAVE THE SHIT BEATEN OUT OF HIM BY OUR FIGHTING GROUPIES HIGH ON MOSH!



I KNOW THE RENO XSTRAIGHT EDGEX SCENE IS SERIOUS, BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I FUCKING RUN IT. I AM THE ADOLF HITLER OF DICTATING RENO, NEVADA WHEN IT COMES TO HARDCORE DANCING LESSONS. SO PRACTICALLY LETHAL THAT WHEN THERE ARE NO SHOWS GOING ON DURING A PARTICULAR NIGHT, I ORGANIZE FACEBOOK EVENTS FOR OTHERS THE CITY'S STRAIGHT-EDGERS TO GO "BAR HOPPING" WHERE WE BEAT THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF THE BAR-DRINKERS AS WELL AS THE BARTENDERS EVERYWHERE WE GO! WHAT A WAY TO ENFORCE OUR MEANINGFULLY PHILANTHROPIC IDEOLOGIES! THEN WE GO OFF TO A FUCKING CHINESE RESTAURANT AND ORDER A TABLE OF MEAT PLATES, AND THEN GET EXTREMELY FUCKING OFFENDED WHEN THEY SERVED US WHAT WE ORDERED DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT DEFIES OUR VEGAN IDEOLOGIES. WE PROCEED TO BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT EVERY CHINKY WAITER, COOK, AND MANAGERS WITHIN THE RESTAURANT. FURTHERMORE IN OUR REIGN SUPREME, WE FUCKING RAPE THEIR GOOKY WIVES AND EAT OUT THEIR FRESH VAGINA. THAT'S FINE WITH OUR VEGETARIAN AGENDA SINCE ASIANS AREN'T TECHNICALLY HUMAN... THEY'RE FUCKING DRONES OR SOMETHING! BUT YUP, ANIMALS ARE HUMAN! (WE MAKE A LOT OF SENSE WE KNOW.)

FOR MYSELF
FOR MY FRIENDS
FOR MY FAMILY FOREVER
XXX

YOU TAKE IT TO THE BITTER END

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