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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

BRING ME THE HORIZON - COUNT YOUR LIES

Brief Review:

WHAT WAS THAT YOU FAGGOT? YOU ENJOY THIS ALBUM? HAHAHAH! EXCUSE ME I CHOKE UP ALL THE SPERM OUT OF YOUR FAGGOT THROAT YOU FAGGGGGOT! SORRY, MY HOMOPHOBIC ABUSE IS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TOO MUCH LAMBGOAT FOR ME FOR ONE DAY. I NEVER THOUGHT MUCH OF THIS BAND, AND UPON SNEAKING INTO THEIR SHOW FREE OF CHARGE WHEN THEY TOURED HERE, THAT JUDGEMENTAL BIAS WAS GIVEN A JUSTIFICATION. IT'S STORY TIME AGAIN KIDDIES, HEAT UP YOUR CHEAP ASS GROCERY STORE POPCORN AND FORM A HUGE CIRCLE AND LISTEN UP! NO MOSHING.

IN A CIRCUS FULL OF FOURTEEN YEAR OLD FASHIONCORE GIMMICK MONKEYS THAT LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE BARELY BORN BEFORE MYSPACE EPIDEMIC TOOK OVER VAMPIREFREAK, I STOOD THERE AND WATCHED THE PERFORMANCE IN MEDIOCRITY. THE AMOUNT OF CROWD CHEERING, JEERING AND ENVYING FOR THEIR SET SURE AS HELL DIDN'T STOP THE ASSHOLE VOCALIST FROM LITERALLY KICKING HIS FEMALE FANBASE OFF THE STAGE. I REMEMBER EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS RANTING ON ABOUT...

"GET OFF THE STAGE! GET OFF THE STAGE! CAN WE PLEASE MOVE IT BACK AND STEP OFF THE STAGE PLEASE! WHY THE HELL DO YOU KIDS GO ON THE STAGE LIKE THIS? LEAVE THE BAND SOME ROOM!"

AS HE PICKS UP A FUCKING BROOM AND STARTS SWEEPING THESE KIDS OFF LIKE LITTER. HELLO, FAGGOT! THEY ARE YOUR FUCKING FANBASE! BEING AN INFAMOUS MYSPACE WHORE DOESN'T GAIN YOU MUCH STATUS, IT JUST MAKES YOU THE NEXT JEFFREY STAR YOU FUCKING HERMAPHRODITE. SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I PENETRATE YOUR MANGINA WITH A CROWBAR.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT SONG NAMED "MY STAGE IS YOUR STAGE", PLAYED TO ME BY A HARDCORE ACT BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND NAIVE... I THINK IT WAS TERROR? I'M NOT TOO SURE ANYMORE. THOSE BANDS ARE EXTREMELY CREDIBLE IN AIDING ME TO DEVELOP MY HARDCORE-ORIENTED IDEOLOGIES AND PHILOSOPHIES. I PRAISE THE BANDS WHO WISH TO BREAK DOWN AND DISINTEGRATE THE BARRIER BETWEEN THEIR PEOPLE AND THEMSELVES. IT'S A VERY MODEST AND GRATEFUL MOVE, IMPLYING THAT DEEP DOWN INSIDE, WE'RE ALL JUST HUMAN, AND ANY HIERACHAL SCALE OF STATUS IS TECHNICALLY, NONE OTHER THAN JUST AN ABSTRACTION.

WITH THAT SERMON BEING SAID, YOU NOW UNDERSTAND I FUCKING HATE STUPID ARROGANT ASSHOLES WHO THINKS THEY'RE BIG SHIT BECAUSE THEY LEAD SOME MUSICAL PHENOMENON ON THE NET. YOUR VOCALS ARE EARACHINGLY SHITTY, YOUR PANTS ARE THE EPITOME OF QUEER, YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST WOKE UP FROM A DUNGEON TORTURE THAT SHOULD HAVE MEANT DEATH, YOU LOOK LIKE DEATH HIMSELF AND WORST OF ALL, YOU'RE FEATURED ON MY WEBPAGE OF ABSOLUTE SHIT FUCKING MUSIC. WHAT MORE CAN YOU SAY? DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM NOW AND RIP THEM OFF AS BAD AS YOU CAN.

THANK GOD I PAID NOTHING FOR THEIR ALBUM OR THEIR SHOW. FUCK YOU CLOWN!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

BRING ME THE HOMOZONE

OLIVER SUCXXX

COUNT YOUR (ROTTEN) BALLS