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CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT EXACTLY IS THE CAUSE OF THIS ATROCIOUS NOISE? IT SOUNDS LIKE MY PENIS BEING CUT OFF IN AN URBAN UNDERGROUND HOSTEL WHERE I'M WATCHED BY 10,000 EPILEPTIC MONKEYS CRYING IN FLASHING SEIZURES. AS I AM SQUEALING FOR THE LORD TO COME SAVE MY SOUL AND SHOW ME REDEMPTION, THE ONLY APPARITION THAT POPPED OUT IN FRONT OF ME WAS THE LOVELY FACE OF TUPAC SHAKUR, MAKING OUT WITH ME FORCIBLY WHILE VICIOUSLY PENETRATING MY NON-EXISTENT VAGINAL CAVE WITH A STRAP-ON DILDO.
OOPS, WAIT... WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY? THAT MADE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER, WHICH IS QUITE EQUIVALENT TO THE NATURE OF THIS ALBUM. LISTENING TO THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN HAS SUCCESSFULLY INFLICTED SEVERE BRAIN DAMAGE IN MY HOLLOW HEAD, WHICH NOW I HAVE TO SEEK FOR MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY. NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS FROM LAMBGOAT WISHES TO PLAY DOCTOR WITH ME? I CAN BEND OVER VERY FLEXIBLY!
NOW LESS TALKIE AND MORE DOWNLOADIE BEFORE I BRUTALLY SEVER YOUR MINISCULE-LENGTHIE OF PEENIE-WEENIE!
OOPS, WAIT... WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY? THAT MADE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER, WHICH IS QUITE EQUIVALENT TO THE NATURE OF THIS ALBUM. LISTENING TO THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN HAS SUCCESSFULLY INFLICTED SEVERE BRAIN DAMAGE IN MY HOLLOW HEAD, WHICH NOW I HAVE TO SEEK FOR MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY. NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS FROM LAMBGOAT WISHES TO PLAY DOCTOR WITH ME? I CAN BEND OVER VERY FLEXIBLY!
NOW LESS TALKIE AND MORE DOWNLOADIE BEFORE I BRUTALLY SEVER YOUR MINISCULE-LENGTHIE OF PEENIE-WEENIE!
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