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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

THE SAWTOOTH GRIN - CUDDLEMONSTER


BRIEF REVIEW:

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT EXACTLY IS THE CAUSE OF THIS ATROCIOUS NOISE? IT SOUNDS LIKE MY PENIS BEING CUT OFF IN AN URBAN UNDERGROUND HOSTEL WHERE I'M WATCHED BY 10,000 EPILEPTIC MONKEYS CRYING IN FLASHING SEIZURES. AS I AM SQUEALING FOR THE LORD TO COME SAVE MY SOUL AND SHOW ME REDEMPTION, THE ONLY APPARITION THAT POPPED OUT IN FRONT OF ME WAS THE LOVELY FACE OF TUPAC SHAKUR, MAKING OUT WITH ME FORCIBLY WHILE VICIOUSLY PENETRATING MY NON-EXISTENT VAGINAL CAVE WITH A STRAP-ON DILDO.

OOPS, WAIT... WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY? THAT MADE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER, WHICH IS QUITE EQUIVALENT TO THE NATURE OF THIS ALBUM. LISTENING TO THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN HAS SUCCESSFULLY INFLICTED SEVERE BRAIN DAMAGE IN MY HOLLOW HEAD, WHICH NOW I HAVE TO SEEK FOR MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY. NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS FROM LAMBGOAT WISHES TO PLAY DOCTOR WITH ME? I CAN BEND OVER VERY FLEXIBLY!

NOW LESS TALKIE AND MORE DOWNLOADIE BEFORE I BRUTALLY SEVER YOUR MINISCULE-LENGTHIE OF PEENIE-WEENIE!

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